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Bob Costas Mistaken for Jockey at Preakness Stakes

BALTIMORE – American Pharoah won the 140th running of the Preakness Stakes on Saturday, thundering down a rain-soaked sloppy track to edge out an eight-horse field during a pouring rain. The rainstorm’s severity necessitated the clearing [...]
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. Challenges Mitt Romney to Boxing Match

Former Massachusetts Governor and 2012 Presidential candidate Mitt Romney participated in a boxing match Friday evening against legendary five-time Heavyweight Champion Evander “The Real Deal” Holyfield. The two-round bout raised [...]
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Tom Brady Sacked, Drained After Balls Deflated, Reputation Stained

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. – According to close friends and associates, Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady felt emotionally “sacked” after the recent release of an NFL-commissioned report suggesting he was “at least generally [...]
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Barack Obama Indicted Into NBA Hall Of Fame

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. – Even though Barack Obama has spent more time on the golf course than any other president in history, ironically it’s the NBA Hall of Fame that will be rewarding him with honorary entry into their ranks, and not [...]
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Aaron Hernandez Suspended Three Games Following Murder Conviction

The NFL has weighed in on the fate of Aaron Hernandez. NFL Media Insider Jeremy Jones reported late Friday evening that the New England Patriots tight end will be suspended for the first three games of the regular season and will be fined $10,000 under [...]
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Jordan Spieth Mistaken for Sleazy Real Estate Agent

AUGUSTA – A mere hour after winning the 2015 Masters Tournament by tapping in for bogey on the final hole, 21-year-old PGA champion Jordan Spieth was mistaken for a down & out real estate agent. “A whole bunch of guys came in wearing [...]
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Hoosier Daddy Now? Bobby Knight Returns to Indiana University

BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA – Legendary Indiana Hoosiers men’s basketball coach and infamous hothead Bobby Knight reportedly met with Indiana University’s Athletic Director following the Hoosiers’ embarrassing 76–81 loss to [...]
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Concussion Injuries Skyrocket After Obama’s March Madness Bracket Revealed

WASHINGTON – President Obama released his 2015 March Madness bracket during a conversation with ESPN on Wednesday, fully confident that the unbeaten Kentucky Wildcats would prevail. Immediately after his prediction went live, Kentucky [...]
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NBA to Raise Rim Height to 11′ in 2018

NEW YORK – After lengthy debate and input from team owners, coaches, and sports physiologists, the NBA has decided to raise the regulation height of basketball rims from 10′ above the floor to 11′ beginning in 2018. Players’ [...]
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Brett Favre Buys Stock in Snapchat

By: Cassidy Pen, TNReport Investigative Reporter KILN, Miss – “What a great Idea. I wish I had known about this a few years ago.” Those are the words of former NFL great Brett Favre describing Snapchat, the innovative messaging [...]
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‘East Coast Liberals’ Little League Team Stripped Of Championship For Recruiting Conservative Players

NEW YORK – In yet another Little League baseball scandal, news comes that the East Coast Liberals, an all-progressive baseball team from New York City, was stripped of their championship title for bringing in conservative ringers from [...]
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Super Bowl XLIX Odds: Patriots Now Heavy Favorite to Cheat

<National Report>Updated Super Bowl XLIX odds have been released and the betting public by and large favors the New England Patriots to cheat.  The defending Super Bowl champions, the Seattle Seahawks, are not favored to cheat according [...]
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WWE Announces Raw and Smackdown Will Only Be Available On WWE Subscription Network

Today is was announced that as of March 1st 2015, fans of WWE will need to be a member of WWE Network, a $9.99 per month subscription channel, in order to continue watching WWE’s flagship programs Raw, and Smackdown. WWE spokesperson Joshua [...]
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Is Soccer Star Wayne Rooney Headed For New York FC in 2015?

Manchester United fans might want to sit down before reading any further. According to staffers at a powerful New York City law firm, Man U’s #10 and team captain, Wayne Rooney, might leave his football club during the summer transfer [...]
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Tom Brady Caught Juicing, Listed as Questionable for Next Game

<National Report>It was announced this afternoon that the New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady had been caught using several controversial substances marketed to enhance a player’s performance on and off the field. Throughout [...]
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Blockbuster NFL Trade Involves Chicago Bears / Green Bay Packers

Bears Send Entire Roster and Deed to Soldier Field to Packers for QB Aaron Rodgers and LB Clay Matthews By Cassidy Pen, TNReport Sports Reporter LAKE FOREST, IL-The Chicago Bears announced a blockbuster trade today dealing their entire roster, [...]