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emotional support animal "Darby" the whitetail deer shot in South Dakota

Emotional Support Animal Shot; Hunter Sued For Damages

<National Report>Linda Schultz, 44, of Green Valley, South Dakota was walking in the woods out on a walk with her emotional support animal, a whitetail deer named “Darby” when tragedy befall them both. Colby Fowler, 39, of [...]
New York Yankees v Baltimore Orioles

Report: Derek Jeter Juiced in ’99-2005

<National Report>A report uncovered today reveals that former Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter was allegedly caught juicing in the late 90s and early 2000s. The report contains originally retracted material from the infamous 2007  “Mitchell [...]
The Unicorns corralled the Orions for the NAGFL Title.

Unicorns Trample Orlando in NAGFL Championship

SALT LAKE CITY, UT-The Utah Unicorns won the North American Global Football League (NAGFL) Championship last night by defeating the hapless Orlando Orions by a 35-13 score. The Unicorn ground game rode roughshod over Orlando. The Orions’ [...]
Federal Government to set minimum hunting age at 21.

Federal Government To Restrict Hunting By Setting A Minimum Age Of 21

<National Report>The United States Government has decided 2015 is the year to enact a new nationwide “minimum hunting age” of 21. Previously, each state has set its own minimum age for a hunter to hunt alone and sometimes [...]
George Zimmerman booking photo from 2012. // (source: By Seminole County Sheriff's Office (Seminole County Sheriff's Office: Inmate Database) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons)

George Zimmerman Slated To Throw Out World Series First Pitch

<National Report>Authorities in Ferguson, Missouri are expecting another week of unrest ahead due to a controversial move made by the Kansas City Royals baseball team. The Royals are hosting Game 1 of the 2014 World Series in Kauffman [...]
Bristol Palin

Bristol Palin Signs Contract With UFC

<National Report>Police reports have revealed that during the September brawl that involved members of politician Sarah Palin’s family, that her daughter, Bristol Palin, punched the host of the event “several times in the face”. [...]
NBA

NBA Suspends Dozens Of Players In Advance Of 2014-2015 Season

<National Report>After seeing the disaster that has recently befell the NFL; National Basketball Association officials have proactively suspended over 30 players. NBA officials have not formally announced which players have been suspended, [...]
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ISIS To Cripple 2014 Fantasy Football Season

Just days after President Barack Obama issued a directive to “go after” ISIS in Iraq and Syria, cybersecurity experts are warning of a new threat from the terrorist organization. Larry Norman, chief security consultant for Technicode [...]
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Gun Control Advocates Applaud Ray Rice for Using His Bare Hands

NEW YORK – Given its recent history, the National Football League would likely be demanding more gun control if running back Ray Rice used a firearm to attack his wife in an elevator instead of his bare hands. But today the NFL is using [...]
Gay wedding at the white house

Obama To Ordain First Gay Marriage At The White House Between Michael Sam and Vito Cammisano

Washington, DC — In what is being dubbed as the “Wedding Of The Century”, openly-gay football star of the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam and his long-time boyfriend, Vito Cammisano, are to be married at the White House, with President [...]