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Racism Greets Derek Jeter In Boston

BOSTON, MA – The outpouring of affection and admiration for Derek Jeter, shown by the 50,000+ fans who packed New York’s Yankee Stadium for the team captain’s victorious last home game on Thursday, will long be remembered as one of the [...]
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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Arrested for Assaulting Wife

By: Cassidy Pen, TNReport Investigative Reporter NEW YORK NY – National Football League (NFL) Commissioner Roger Goodell was arrested this morning and arraigned on charges of domestic battery to his wife, Fox News Channel Anchor Jane Skinner. The [...]
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NFL Crime Power Rankings – Week 3

New York, NY – It’s week 3 football fans, and boy, have we seen some movement in the weekly NFL Crime Power Rankings.  Each week we take a look at team performance, off the field, to see where they stand in the league.  Our scouts [...]
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ISIS To Cripple 2014 Fantasy Football Season

Just days after President Barack Obama issued a directive to “go after” ISIS in Iraq and Syria, cybersecurity experts are warning of a new threat from the terrorist organization. Larry Norman, chief security consultant for Technicode [...]
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NFL Season ‘Just in Time’ for Americans to Forget World and National Problems

<National Report>The NFL Season kicked off this weekend, and according to a report released by the National Institute for Public Safety, it couldn’t come any sooner. Americans are riding a “summer of turmoil,” according [...]
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Ray Rice And Wife Janay Charity Cage Match Scheduled For October In Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV — Just days after the elevator knockout heard around the world, Ray Rice and wife Janay have announced a charity cage match to help abused women in India. “This is for a really good cause,” Janay Rice told reporters. [...]
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Gun Control Advocates Applaud Ray Rice for Using His Bare Hands

NEW YORK – Given its recent history, the National Football League would likely be demanding more gun control if running back Ray Rice used a firearm to attack his wife in an elevator instead of his bare hands. But today the NFL is using [...]
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Californian Becomes First Gay Fantasy Football Player

<National Report>Late last night, Randy Rolfolk of Temucla, CA, announced to the world that he was gay, becoming in the process the first gay fantasy football player in history. Sources said Rolfolk had first told his team prior to making [...]
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North Korea Proudly Declares World Cup 2014 Victory

On Sunday (not long after this article is published), the world’s most popular sporting event will be kicking off, as the World Cup wraps up with its final match between Germany and Argentina… well, unless you live in North Korea, [...]
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Clippers Sign LeBron, Announce Move to Las Vegas

Shockwaves Felt League Wide By: Cassidy Pen, TNReport Sports Reporter Las Vegas — Get ready for the NBA’s newest franchise shift. Donald Sterling, the embattled Clippers owner, today made not one, but two startling announcements [...]
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German Staffer Alleges Brazilian Players Were Drugged

Brazil’s earth-shattering 1-7 loss to Germany in the 2014 World Cup semifinal match on Tuesday sent shockwaves through the world of professional sports, setting a record for most goals scored in a semifinal match in World Cup history [...]
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World Cup Doping Scandal Worsens; More Players Test Positive

On Monday, sources inside FIFA revealed that despite the organization’s best efforts to cover up their ongoing World Cup doping scandal, as many as 28 different players from 7 different teams have now tested positive for using performance-enhancing [...]
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FIFA’s Ultimatum to Suarez: Lengthy Ban, or Wear a Muzzle

In one of the most bizarre rulings in the history of sports, FIFA handed down an ultimatum today to Uruguay star striker Luis Suarez, who recently bit an Italian defender on the shoulder during a vital group stage match.  Either he takes a [...]
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Agent Blames Bath Salts for Luis Suarez Biting Incident

Uruguayan soccer star Luis Suarez made global headlines on Tuesday after biting — with his teeth — Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini on the shoulder, during their critical final match in the World Cup group stage.  It’s a [...]
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LeBron James, Soccer Star?

Social media is abuzz with questions regarding where basketball star LeBron James may end up, now that he’s a free agent again and will not be returning for another season with Miami Heat.  There are strong indications that he’s [...]
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German Star Is “Seeking Vengeance” Against USA in World Cup… for WWII

German midfielder Mario Götze is looking forward to Thursday’s World Cup match, where his team will take on the USA in the final game of the group stage of the 2014 World Cup in Brazil.  If team USA manages a draw or a win, they’ll [...]