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North Korea To Induct Pete Rose Into Sports Hall Of Fame

In a move viewed by most international relations experts as an obvious attempt to antagonize the United States of America, it is being reported that North Korea plans to induct retired American baseball player, Pete Rose, into the nation’s [...]
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Hulk Hogan: “Thank Christ No One Heard What I Called The Asians”

The latest celebrity to fall out of favor and completely off the Politically Correct wagon is wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan. A transcript of a racist tirade allegedly spewed by Hogan – real name Terry Gene Bollea – made the rounds and [...]
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Jeff Gordon Pit Crew Members to Gay Marry

NASCAR Veteran supports gay engagement between pit crew members SONOMA, Calif. – In the wake of a poor day at the track in which an ill-advised tire strategy doomed him to a 16th place finish, news coming from Jeff Gordon’s #24 [...]
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Diddy Do It? Kettlebell Hip Hop’s New Weapon

LOS ANGELES, Cal. – Since news broke of Sean “Diddy” Combs’ arrest on three counts of assault with a deadly kettlebell, the popular weight room devices have been disappearing from training rooms and gyms in record numbers, with reports [...]
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Caitlyn Jenner Wants to be First US Senior Women’s Open Champion

Malibu, CA – The USGA is set to debut the first ever US Senior Women’s Open Championship tournament in 2018 and Caitlyn Jenner, 65, says she wants to be the first to hoist the trophy. Caitlyn Jenner – formally known as Bruce Jenner – [...]
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FBI Ready to Cure FIFA’s Blatter Infection

ZURICH – 79 year old FIFA Official, Senn Blatter, steps down after thirty years of rampant racketeering and massive organizational corruption. FIFA, which stands for the Federal International Futbol Association, came under heavy scrutiny [...]
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International Olympic Committee Considers ‘Gender Neutral’ 2016 Games

With the reveal that the male Olympic champion formerly known as ‘Bruce Jenner’ is now known as a female named Caitlyn Jenner, the International Olympic Committee has reportedly reconsidered their stance on gender in respect to [...]
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Bob Costas Mistaken for Jockey at Preakness Stakes

BALTIMORE – American Pharoah won the 140th running of the Preakness Stakes on Saturday, thundering down a rain-soaked sloppy track to edge out an eight-horse field during a pouring rain. The rainstorm’s severity necessitated the clearing [...]
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. Challenges Mitt Romney to Boxing Match

Former Massachusetts Governor and 2012 Presidential candidate Mitt Romney participated in a boxing match Friday evening against legendary five-time Heavyweight Champion Evander “The Real Deal” Holyfield. The two-round bout raised [...]
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Tom Brady Sacked, Drained After Balls Deflated, Reputation Stained

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. – According to close friends and associates, Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady felt emotionally “sacked” after the recent release of an NFL-commissioned report suggesting he was “at least generally [...]
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Barack Obama Indicted Into NBA Hall Of Fame

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. – Even though Barack Obama has spent more time on the golf course than any other president in history, ironically it’s the NBA Hall of Fame that will be rewarding him with honorary entry into their ranks, and not [...]
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Aaron Hernandez Suspended Three Games Following Murder Conviction

The NFL has weighed in on the fate of Aaron Hernandez. NFL Media Insider Jeremy Jones reported late Friday evening that the New England Patriots tight end will be suspended for the first three games of the regular season and will be fined $10,000 under [...]
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Jordan Spieth Mistaken for Sleazy Real Estate Agent

AUGUSTA – A mere hour after winning the 2015 Masters Tournament by tapping in for bogey on the final hole, 21-year-old PGA champion Jordan Spieth was mistaken for a down & out real estate agent. “A whole bunch of guys came in wearing [...]
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Hoosier Daddy Now? Bobby Knight Returns to Indiana University

BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA – Legendary Indiana Hoosiers men’s basketball coach and infamous hothead Bobby Knight reportedly met with Indiana University’s Athletic Director following the Hoosiers’ embarrassing 76–81 loss to [...]
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Concussion Injuries Skyrocket After Obama’s March Madness Bracket Revealed

WASHINGTON – President Obama released his 2015 March Madness bracket during a conversation with ESPN on Wednesday, fully confident that the unbeaten Kentucky Wildcats would prevail. Immediately after his prediction went live, Kentucky [...]
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NBA to Raise Rim Height to 11′ in 2018

NEW YORK – After lengthy debate and input from team owners, coaches, and sports physiologists, the NBA has decided to raise the regulation height of basketball rims from 10′ above the floor to 11′ beginning in 2018. Players’ [...]