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Hoosier Daddy Now? Bobby Knight Returns to Indiana University

BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA – Legendary Indiana Hoosiers men’s basketball coach and infamous hothead Bobby Knight reportedly met with Indiana University’s Athletic Director following the Hoosiers’ embarrassing 76–81 loss to [...]
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Concussion Injuries Skyrocket After Obama’s March Madness Bracket Revealed

WASHINGTON – President Obama released his 2015 March Madness bracket during a conversation with ESPN on Wednesday, fully confident that the unbeaten Kentucky Wildcats would prevail. Immediately after his prediction went live, Kentucky [...]
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NBA to Raise Rim Height to 11′ in 2018

NEW YORK – After lengthy debate and input from team owners, coaches, and sports physiologists, the NBA has decided to raise the regulation height of basketball rims from 10′ above the floor to 11′ beginning in 2018. Players’ [...]
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Brett Favre Buys Stock in Snapchat

By: Cassidy Pen, TNReport Investigative Reporter KILN, Miss – “What a great Idea. I wish I had known about this a few years ago.” Those are the words of former NFL great Brett Favre describing Snapchat, the innovative messaging [...]
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‘East Coast Liberals’ Little League Team Stripped Of Championship For Recruiting Conservative Players

NEW YORK – In yet another Little League baseball scandal, news comes that the East Coast Liberals, an all-progressive baseball team from New York City, was stripped of their championship title for bringing in conservative ringers from [...]
Footballs to be used by the New England Patriots during the Super Bowl on display at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona.
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Super Bowl XLIX Odds: Patriots Now Heavy Favorite to Cheat

<National Report>Updated Super Bowl XLIX odds have been released and the betting public by and large favors the New England Patriots to cheat.  The defending Super Bowl champions, the Seattle Seahawks, are not favored to cheat according [...]
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WWE Announces Raw and Smackdown Will Only Be Available On WWE Subscription Network

Today is was announced that as of March 1st 2015, fans of WWE will need to be a member of WWE Network, a $9.99 per month subscription channel, in order to continue watching WWE’s flagship programs Raw, and Smackdown. WWE spokesperson Joshua [...]
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Tom Brady Caught Juicing, Listed as Questionable for Next Game

<National Report>It was announced this afternoon that the New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady had been caught using several controversial substances marketed to enhance a player’s performance on and off the field. Throughout [...]
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Blockbuster NFL Trade Involves Chicago Bears / Green Bay Packers

Bears Send Entire Roster and Deed to Soldier Field to Packers for QB Aaron Rodgers and LB Clay Matthews By Cassidy Pen, TNReport Sports Reporter LAKE FOREST, IL-The Chicago Bears announced a blockbuster trade today dealing their entire roster, [...]
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ESPN Suspends Commentator After Suggesting Obama Was A Dictator

<National Report>ESPN has suspended analyst, and Hall of Fame quarterback, Steve Young for four weeks following comments made during this weeks Monday Night Football game featuring the Denver Broncos versus the Cincinnati Bengals “Watch [...]
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Emotional Support Animal Shot; Hunter Sued For Damages

<National Report>Linda Schultz, 44, of Green Valley, South Dakota was walking in the woods out on a walk with her emotional support animal, a whitetail deer named “Darby” when tragedy befall them both. Colby Fowler, 39, of [...]
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Report: Derek Jeter Juiced in ’99-2005

<National Report>A report uncovered today reveals that former Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter was allegedly caught juicing in the late 90s and early 2000s. The report contains originally retracted material from the infamous 2007  “Mitchell [...]
The Unicorns corralled the Orions for the NAGFL Title.

Unicorns Trample Orlando in NAGFL Championship

SALT LAKE CITY, UT-The Utah Unicorns won the North American Global Football League (NAGFL) Championship last night by defeating the hapless Orlando Orions by a 35-13 score. The Unicorn ground game rode roughshod over Orlando. The Orions’ [...]
Federal Government to set minimum hunting age at 21.

Federal Government To Restrict Hunting By Setting A Minimum Age Of 21

<National Report>The United States Government has decided 2015 is the year to enact a new nationwide “minimum hunting age” of 21. Previously, each state has set its own minimum age for a hunter to hunt alone and sometimes [...]
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Michael Sam To Form Gay Football League

<National Report> Michael Sam, 2014 GQ Man of the Year and the first openly gay player drafted by the NFL, announced his intention to form the nation’s first gay football league. Waived by the Dallas Cowboys just seven weeks after [...]
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George Zimmerman Slated To Throw Out World Series First Pitch

<National Report>Authorities in Ferguson, Missouri are expecting another week of unrest ahead due to a controversial move made by the Kansas City Royals baseball team. The Royals are hosting Game 1 of the 2014 World Series in Kauffman [...]