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Vegas Odds Makers Place 3-1 Odds on Sarah Jessica Parker Winning Derby

Go ahead and pity Kentucky Derby favorite Sarah Jessica Parker. She has the unenviable task of following in the hoof prints of Triple Crown champion American Pharoah, and so far isn’t getting the respect the only undefeated horse in the [...]
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Trump Promises to Restore Washington Redskins’ Trademark on Day One of Presidency

In an interview with George Stephanopoulos that will air on “This Week” Sunday, presumptive Republican nominee Donald J. Trump said “On day one” he would restore and protect the Washington Redskins’ trademark following a July 2015 [...]
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Kobe Bryant to Spend Retirement Searching for “The Real Rapist”

As Kobe Bryant’s NBA career winds to a close, many have begun to speculate what is next for the world-renowned basketball star. Sources close to Bryant allege that he will not seek a career “in the spotlight”, but will instead [...]
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Packers Fans Upset with Qb Aaron Rodgers’ Lack of Islamophobia

// Green Bay, WI – Packers fans are not happy after two-time NFL MVP quarterback Aaron Rodgers called out a few fans for “inappropriate” and “prejudicial” comments made during a pre-game moment of silence to honor the victims [...]
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Tom Brady’s Trump Endorsement Result Of Concussion, Say Doctors

FOXBORO, Mass. – New England Patriots QB Tom Brady endorsed Donald Trump for president on Wednesday, hours after suffering what medical experts call a “Grade 2” concussion. A “Make America Great Again” hat seen [...]
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DATEGATE: Every Member of New England Patriots Linked to Ashley Madison Cheating Scandal

New York City, NY – From Spygate to Deflategate, NFL fans know the New England Patriots are the league’s biggest cheaters. Now with the Dategate scandal breaking, girlfriends and spouses of the Super Bowl winning champions know it as [...]
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Scandal! Judge in Brady v. NFL Drafted QB in Fantasy Football

NEW YORK, NY – Add the Judge to the list of beneficiaries when Tom Brady won his case over the National Football League. The National Report has learned that Bernard Richards, the presiding judge in the Federal Court case between the [...]
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God Smites Arian Foster for Atheist Views

HOUSTON, TX – In an interview with ESPN’s Tim Keown, running back Arian Foster announced that he didn’t believe in God and was smited three days later with a season ending groin injury. “I told him not to talk that way about the [...]
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Embattled Dentist Subject of Investigation of Alleged Threats Made Against The Detroit Lions

Dr. Walter Palmer, a practicing dentist in Minnesota, gained fame last week when it was revealed that he illegally killed famed lion, Cecil the Lion.  Cecil the Lion of course, is named after world-renowned racist and genocide advocate Cecil [...]
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North Korea To Induct Pete Rose Into Sports Hall Of Fame

In a move viewed by most international relations experts as an obvious attempt to antagonize the United States of America, it is being reported that North Korea plans to induct retired American baseball player, Pete Rose, into the nation’s [...]
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Hulk Hogan: “Thank Christ No One Heard What I Called The Asians”

The latest celebrity to fall out of favor and completely off the Politically Correct wagon is wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan. A transcript of a racist tirade allegedly spewed by Hogan – real name Terry Gene Bollea – made the rounds and [...]
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Jeff Gordon Pit Crew Members to Gay Marry

NASCAR Veteran supports gay engagement between pit crew members SONOMA, Calif. – In the wake of a poor day at the track in which an ill-advised tire strategy doomed him to a 16th place finish, news coming from Jeff Gordon’s #24 [...]
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Diddy Do It? Kettlebell Hip Hop’s New Weapon

LOS ANGELES, Cal. – Since news broke of Sean “Diddy” Combs’ arrest on three counts of assault with a deadly kettlebell, the popular weight room devices have been disappearing from training rooms and gyms in record numbers, with reports [...]
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Caitlyn Jenner Wants to be First US Senior Women’s Open Champion

Malibu, CA – The USGA is set to debut the first ever US Senior Women’s Open Championship tournament in 2018 and Caitlyn Jenner, 65, says she wants to be the first to hoist the trophy. Caitlyn Jenner – formally known as Bruce Jenner – [...]
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FBI Ready to Cure FIFA’s Blatter Infection

ZURICH – 79 year old FIFA Official, Senn Blatter, steps down after thirty years of rampant racketeering and massive organizational corruption. FIFA, which stands for the Federal International Futbol Association, came under heavy scrutiny [...]
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International Olympic Committee Considers ‘Gender Neutral’ 2016 Games

With the reveal that the male Olympic champion formerly known as ‘Bruce Jenner’ is now known as a female named Caitlyn Jenner, the International Olympic Committee has reportedly reconsidered their stance on gender in respect to [...]