Trump White House Prepares Pardons for Two Jive-Ass Turkeys
<Washington, DC>In keeping with longstanding tradition, the White House is said to be preparing pardons for two jive-ass turkeys, according to high ranking officials with no knowledge of the decision. The turkeys, “Eric” [...]
Colorado Pot Shop Accepting Food Stamps – Taxpayer Funded Marijuana for Welfare Recipients
<National Report>As of January 1st, 2014, Colorado became the first state in the nation to allow adults aged 21 or older to purchase and use marijuana for recreational use. The decision has led to excessively large lines at pot shops [...]
Senators McCain and Graham Vow to Spend Countless Hours on Fox Blaming Obama Administration for Boston Bombing
<National Report>The Obama Administration was quick to announce today’s bombing in Boston occurred “spontaneously” in response to an the running of the Boston Marathon and NOT a coordinated terrorist attack. Senators McCain [...]
Massive Herpes Outbreak Reported at Coachella
<National Report> Multiple sources have confirmed a massive outbreak of herpes reported at Coachella. The multi-day “music” festival held in Indio, California kicked off today as hundreds of thousands of priveleged Southern [...]
