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Urban Outfitters Hits New Low with Chris Stevens/Benghazi Shirt

<National Report>In a desperate attempt to maintain a customer base, Urban Outfitters has taken one step too far. The store allegedly offered a one-of-a-kind Chris Stevens button down shirt covered in dirt and blood stains for $119.  [...]
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NYC Bum Makes 10k A Week Begging Quarters

<National Report>A dirty, bedraggled, sad and broken looking man wanders the streets and subways of New York City. His name is Jim Tooney, not that you’d ever think to ask. He looks like the kind of man deserving of mercy to some, [...]
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McDonald’s Using Genetically Modified Beef In Its Burgers

<National Report>At a time when many consumers are expressing concern over the use of genetic engineering on human food sources, McDonald’s has been found to be using beef from cows that have been genetically modified from their [...]
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Merck Pharmaceutical Lists 10-Best Cancers of 2014

WILMINGTON, DE – It’s That time of year again.  The end of summer ushers in the much-anticipated Merck Pharmaceutical annual list of the Top Ten Cancers.  Industry and patients alike are all abuzz about the new cancer power [...]
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Small Florida Town Signs Police Privatization Deal With Walmart

Walmart is known throughout the nation and around the globe for dabbling in fields other than retail, from hair cuts to auto repair  to commercial realty and beyond. And starting in January 2015, they’ll be adding their first public-sector [...]
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Additional Three Dollar Gas Tax To Take Effect Jan 1st 2015

<National Report>An environmental bill long championed by the Obama administration and environmental groups was quietly signed into law this week. The bill, initially expected to fail, was bolstered by last-minute support from a group [...]
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Facebook Labels Emergency Post About House Fire As “Satire”

What do you do when you find a fire in your home, and your phones aren’t working? Apparently, the answer shouldn’t be “use Facebook to seek emergency help,” because that’s what one family in Southern California [...]
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Malaysian Air Crash May Lead to End Times

// // // ]]> It is such sad news that is coming out of the Ukraine. Today an airplane from Malaysia Airlines was shot down over the Ukraine. Early reports are pointing fingers at the Russians. The piece of land that the plane was destroyed [...]
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National Report’s Classified Ads for July 11, 2014

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Are These New “Presidential” Ben & Jerry’s Flavors Offensive?

Ben & Jerry’s is an ice cream company known for coming up with special flavors that pay tribute to the people that founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield feel like recognizing. In the past, they’ve honored Stephen Colbert, Jimmy [...]
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Walmart Creating “Corporate Religion” After Hobby Lobby Decision

The Supreme Court’s recent Hobby Lobby decision grants corporations the same rights as an individual when it comes to religious freedoms. But what happens when a corporation sets out to create its own religion from scratch? Does the Supreme [...]
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Classified Ads, Friday, July 4, 2014

// // // ]]>The National Report wishes to thank our readers for having made our new Classified Ads section a huge hit. We have received an overwhelming response from readers to have their ads included in our Classified Ads section. So starting [...]
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Christian Anti-Masturbation Group’s Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation

Phoenix, AZ — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tour which it says [...]
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National Report’s Friday Edition – Classified Ads

Classified Ads for June 27, 2014:
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Obama To Remove “In God We Trust” From All Currency Beginning October 1st

Washington, DC — Beginning August 1st the Federal Reserve along with the United States Department of the Treasury will begin printing all currency, which includes every note and coin, without the words ‘In God We Trust‘. This [...]
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The National Report Adds Classified Ads Page With Every Friday Edition!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Recently the National Report added a new classified ads section which will start appearing in our Friday edition. Heading up this new department is classified ads editor Rayne Covelli. We invite our [...]