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Retailers To Share Fingerprint / ID Data With Anti-Video Game Activist Group

<National Report>Anna Miskell of Las Vegas, Nevada didn’t think twice when the employee at her local GameStop asked her for ID and a scan of her fingerprint when she traded in her XBox 360 console. But Miskell and thousands of other [...]
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Urban Outfitters Hits New Low with Chris Stevens/Benghazi Bloodstained Shirt

<National Report>In a desperate attempt to maintain a customer base, Urban Outfitters has taken one step too far. The store allegedly offered a one-of-a-kind Chris Stevens button down shirt covered in dirt and blood stains for $119.  [...]
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Craigslist Pulls Ad For Volunteer Cotton Laborers; Sharpton Calls It Slavery

<National Report>Fairhope Alabama cotton farmer Grady Pepper placed a help wanted ad on craigslist seeking volunteer workers to maintain his 40-acre cotton field, on the grounds of historic Willowwood Plantation. The ad received more [...]
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Obamacare Responsible For Music Industry Decline

<National Report>Forbes Magazine recently announced that 2014 has not had a single album go platinum by selling at least one million copies. Many music industry insiders have claimed the cause of this to be anything from file sharing [...]
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Facebook To Begin Charging Users $2.99/mo Starting November 1st

UPDATE: Facebook is now saying the monthly fee does not begin until December 1st of this year Menlo Park, CA — At a press conference this morning, Facebook rolled out their new monthly service plan. Beginning November 1st of this year, the [...]
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Additional Three Dollar Gas Tax To Take Effect Jan 1st 2015

<National Report>An environmental bill long championed by the Obama administration and environmental groups was quietly signed into law this week. The bill, initially expected to fail, was bolstered by last-minute support from a group [...]
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Christian Anti-Masturbation Group’s Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation

Phoenix, AZ — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tour which it says [...]
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Obama To Remove “In God We Trust” From All Currency Beginning October 1st

Washington, DC — Beginning August 1st the Federal Reserve along with the United States Department of the Treasury will begin printing all currency, which includes every note and coin, without the words ‘In God We Trust‘. This [...]
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Indiana Senate Announces Bill to Legalize Marijuana and Hemp Production

<National Report>Indianapolis, IN–Multiple states are rushing to get in on the trend of legalizing marijuana and Indiana is taking the next step in the process by not only allowing adults to buy, possess and consume up to 2 ounces [...]
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Black Friend Website Receives A Million New Users At Launch

A website boasting that it is “your source for finding real black friends”, received a million new sign ups on Saturday, the first day the site was online and available for use. “I think it’s fantastic, these are extremely [...]
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Secret Service Agent Says Obama Is Gay & Muslim

A former Secret Service agent whose new book is quickly climbing Amazon’s best-seller charts, said he is concerned about the state of the country and says it is time the public knows the real truth about our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama. Former [...]
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Business Booming For San Fran’s “Gay-Only” Sperm Bank

San Francisco has long been known as a haven for members of the LGBTQ community. The California city has an extensive and rich history of tolerance for homosexuals and their ilk. Unsurprisingly, one man intends to capitalize on this notion by [...]
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California’s Mega Millions Winner Comes Forward

San Jose, CA — This morning lottery officials were pleased to announce that the second winner in Tuesday night’s Mega Millions has come forward. That lucky person is 35-year-old Paul Horner from San Jose, California. He is the winner [...]
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Bacon Sales Go Through The Roof – Worldwide Shortage Coming!

<National Report>Pork farmers were reeling yesterday from the news that bacon is selling like hot cakes. In the UK alone, 47 pounds of bacon are consumed per capita.  In the Untied States of America, this figure doubles to an amazing [...]