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Area Mall Offering 10% Discount to Non-Active Shooters

Appleton, WI – The Fox Valley Mall has come under fire (pun intended) for an ad placed in Sunday’s Press Gazette newspaper offering a mall-wide 10% discount to all “non-active shooters” during the month of October. This comes amid [...]

Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump

Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will market the new condom after the thinnest-skinned man to ever run for President of the United [...]

Was Paula Deen Framed for Racism by Tasteless Food Trend Purists?

(National Report) –Paula Deen is an American food personality that many are calling a racist after she admitted to using the N word back in the last century. Even after the Supreme Court of the United States has declared racism dead with [...]

Semen Cure All Claims Could Signal Boon

(National Report) – Semen is touted as a cure all for many physical, psychological and even economic ailments. Semen, the sticky juice extruded from male sex genitals, has been extensively studied and found to cure everything from morning [...]