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Oscar Pistorius Mulls Endorsement Deals From Prison

<National Report>Although South African sprint runner Oscar Pistorius was sentenced to a 5-year prison term for killing his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp on Tuesday, the conviction hasn’t slowed him down from pursuing endorsement and [...]

Comcast, Time Warner Giving Out Free Services Through Merger Hotline

Cable giants Comcast and Time Warner want their customers to know that their huge merger won’t negatively affect the service said customers will get, so on Tuesday, both companies revealed a phone hotline that customers from either company [...]
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‘e-bowler’ App Inventor Denied Contracts

MOUNTAIN VIEW, California – Dwayne Tripp is the latest victim of the deadly Ebola outbreak dominating international headlines, although he’s never been exposed to the illness – at least not in the way you might think. The software developer [...]
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Racist Paula Deen Dessert Appears in Cookbook

SAVANNAH, Georgia – Oops, she did it again. The jury’s out on what Paula Deen is calling either “a mistake,” or “a hateful act carried out by one of my enemies,” adding another helping of controversy to the 67-year-old celebrity [...]

Federal Government’s Drone-Based Speedtraps Begin Issuing Un-Contestable Speeding Tickets Nationwide November 1st

MARYLAND – If you live in the test market outside Washington DC, you’re already familiar with the new federal speeding tickets by mail. Maybe you already received one in the mail, and chances are, you will. But these aren’t the [...]

ISIS Buying Shares in Walmart, State Dept. Baffled

You probably know that when shopping at Walmart, you should be on the lookout for falling prices. But soon, shoppers might also need to check over their shoulder for a more serious threat: terrorists. That’s because on Monday, the terrorist [...]
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Facebook To Begin Charging Users $2.99/mo Starting November 1st

Menlo Park, CA — At a press conference this morning, Facebook rolled out their new monthly service plan. Beginning November 1st of this year, the social media giant will start charging members $2.99/mo to use services that users currently [...]

Urban Outfitters Hits New Low with Chris Stevens/Benghazi Shirt

<National Report>In a desperate attempt to maintain a customer base, Urban Outfitters has taken one step too far. The store allegedly offered a one-of-a-kind Chris Stevens button down shirt covered in dirt and blood stains for $119.  [...]

NYC Bum Makes 10k A Week Begging Quarters

<National Report>A dirty, bedraggled, sad and broken looking man wanders the streets and subways of New York City. His name is Jim Tooney, not that you’d ever think to ask. He looks like the kind of man deserving of mercy to some, [...]

McDonald’s Using Genetically Modified Beef In Its Burgers

<National Report>At a time when many consumers are expressing concern over the use of genetic engineering on human food sources, McDonald’s has been found to be using beef from cows that have been genetically modified from their [...]
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Merck Pharmaceutical Lists 10-Best Cancers of 2014

WILMINGTON, DE – It’s That time of year again.  The end of summer ushers in the much-anticipated Merck Pharmaceutical annual list of the Top Ten Cancers.  Industry and patients alike are all abuzz about the new cancer power [...]

Small Florida Town Signs Police Privatization Deal With Walmart

Walmart is known throughout the nation and around the globe for dabbling in fields other than retail, from hair cuts to auto repair  to commercial realty and beyond. And starting in January 2015, they’ll be adding their first public-sector [...]

Additional Three Dollar Gas Tax To Take Effect Jan 1st 2015

<National Report>An environmental bill long championed by the Obama administration and environmental groups was quietly signed into law this week. The bill, initially expected to fail, was bolstered by last-minute support from a group [...]

Facebook Labels Emergency Post About House Fire As “Satire”

What do you do when you find a fire in your home, and your phones aren’t working? Apparently, the answer shouldn’t be “use Facebook to seek emergency help,” because that’s what one family in Southern California [...]
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Malaysian Air Crash May Lead to End Times

// // // ]]> It is such sad news that is coming out of the Ukraine. Today an airplane from Malaysia Airlines was shot down over the Ukraine. Early reports are pointing fingers at the Russians. The piece of land that the plane was destroyed [...]
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National Report’s Classified Ads for July 11, 2014

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