Small Florida Town Signs Police Privatization Deal With Walmart

Walmart is known throughout the nation and around the globe for dabbling in fields other than retail, from hair cuts to auto repair  to commercial realty and beyond. And starting in January 2015, they’ll be adding their first public-sector [...]

Additional Three Dollar Gas Tax To Take Effect Jan 1st 2015

<National Report>An environmental bill long championed by the Obama administration and environmental groups was quietly signed into law this week. The bill, initially expected to fail, was bolstered by last-minute support from a group [...]

Facebook Labels Emergency Post About House Fire As “Satire”

What do you do when you find a fire in your home, and your phones aren’t working? Apparently, the answer shouldn’t be “use Facebook to seek emergency help,” because that’s what one family in Southern California [...]
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Malaysian Air Crash May Lead to End Times

// // // ]]> It is such sad news that is coming out of the Ukraine. Today an airplane from Malaysia Airlines was shot down over the Ukraine. Early reports are pointing fingers at the Russians. The piece of land that the plane was destroyed [...]
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National Report’s Classified Ads for July 11, 2014

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Are These New “Presidential” Ben & Jerry’s Flavors Offensive?

Ben & Jerry’s is an ice cream company known for coming up with special flavors that pay tribute to the people that founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield feel like recognizing. In the past, they’ve honored Stephen Colbert, Jimmy [...]

Walmart Creating “Corporate Religion” After Hobby Lobby Decision

The Supreme Court’s recent Hobby Lobby decision grants corporations the same rights as an individual when it comes to religious freedoms. But what happens when a corporation sets out to create its own religion from scratch? Does the Supreme [...]

Classified Ads, Friday, July 4, 2014

// // // ]]>The National Report wishes to thank our readers for having made our new Classified Ads section a huge hit. We have received an overwhelming response from readers to have their ads included in our Classified Ads section. So starting [...]
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Christian Anti-Masturbation Group’s Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation

Phoenix, AZ — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tour which it says [...]
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National Report’s Friday Edition – Classified Ads

Classified Ads for June 27, 2014:
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Obama To Remove “In God We Trust” From All Currency Beginning August 1st

Washington, DC — Beginning August 1st the Federal Reserve along with the United States Department of the Treasury will begin printing all currency, which includes every note and coin, without the words ‘In God We Trust‘. This [...]
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The National Report Adds Classified Ads Page With Every Friday Edition!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Recently the National Report added a new classified ads section which will start appearing in our Friday edition. Heading up this new department is classified ads editor Rayne Covelli. We invite our [...]
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Friday the 13th, 2014 – National Report Classified Ads Online * FREE!

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Indiana Senate Announces Bill to Legalize Marijuana and Hemp Production

<National Report>Indianapolis, IN–Multiple states are rushing to get in on the trend of legalizing marijuana and Indiana is taking the next step in the process by not only allowing adults to buy, possess and consume up to 2 ounces [...]
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Obama To Make Colorado Pot Shops Polling Places For 2016 Presidential Election

Washington, DC — At a press conference this morning President Barack Obama announced his controversial decision to make marijuana dispensaries in Colorado official polling stations for the 2016 presidential election. “This is a great [...]

Utah Man Found Not Guilty in Killing Wife Over Too Many Facebook Game Requests

Madhya Pradesh, India — An Indian man, who was living in St. George, Utah just ten years ago as a Mormon, was found not guilty Friday by a Tribunal of his elders for the gruesome murder of his wife of 19-years. The man, 34-year-old Jared [...]