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Volkswagen to Replace Diesel Cars with Electric Ones

EAST BERLIN – Caught red handed trying to cheat emissions tests world wide, German auto manufacturer Volkswagen has vowed to replace it’s diesel cars with electric vehicles. “Ja . . . we sort of miffed that one.” says Designated [...]
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Sarah Palin Signs Deal To Endorse Solar Powered Flashlight

WASILLA, Alaska – Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has signed an endorsement deal for an eco-friendly, solar-powered flashlight called “Sarah Palin’s Greenlight.” The former FOX News analyst and best-selling author attached her [...]
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JetBlue To Begin Weighing Passengers

LONG ISLAND, NY- Budget airline company JetBlue will begin weighing customers at the check-stations and will add luggage fees to passengers who are considered overweight or obese. “Because of the increased cost of our in-flight cable network, [...]

National Hobby Store Chain To Sell DIY Abortion Kits

In a stunning reversal of company policy, a large national hobby store chain has announced plans to sell a “do it yourself” abortion kit in its 500 stores and online. This change comes amid new findings about Planned Parenthood’s practice [...]
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Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Account Deactivated Over ‘Real Name’ Policy, Sources Say

MENLO PARK, Calif. – Due to a “boolean architecture error,” Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s own account was reportedly disabled after being flagged under the company’s 2014 “real name” policy, according [...]
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Mike Rowe Helps Promote Skilled Sex Trades

San Francisco, CA - One Hour Twerk ‘N’ Jerk, Womb Raider, and Latino Libido, all part of the Double Wishbone family of brands, announced today a first-of-its-kind partnership with Mike Rowe of TV’s “Dirty Rim Jobs” and “Some [...]
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Facebook Confederate Flag Ban Encourages #NoFlaggingChallenge Trend

MENLO PARK, Calif – Facebook, the preeminent global social media service, has bowed to pressure and will begin banning posts containing the Confederate flag, joining the trending activity called #NoFlagging. Critics say the social media giant [...]
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Source: Aaliyah Front Runner For First Woman On $10 Bill

The U.S. Department of the Treasury has recently stated that a woman will be featured on the U.S. ten-dollar bill starting in the year 2020. The move by the Treasury Department is timed to align with the one hundred year anniversary of women [...]
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KFC Doubles Down with Rats

NEW YORK CITY, NY – Pizza Hut’s introduction of its Hot Dog Bites Pizza, a pizza with 28 hot dog bites baked into the crust, has taken the fast food industry by storm. “Pizza Hut’s really raised the bar with this one,” according to [...]
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Family Given Free HBO After Woman Dies On Hold With Time Warner Cable

When Claudia Fitzsimmons died last week while calling Time Warner Cable for customer support, her family was outraged and demanded answers. But today, the Fitzsimmons family says all is right again after Time Warner Cable offered them a three-month [...]
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Gap Inc.: Customers Only Own ‘License’ To Wear Clothing Purchased At Stores

Controversy has always surrounded the concept of ownership of digital goods; such as e-books, downloaded music files, and videos. Stores like Amazon.com have long contended that the customer is only purchasing a license to use the goods for [...]
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Marlboro’s “Mary Jane” Brand Will Now be Available in Menthol

COLORADO – In an effort to increase urban consumption of Marlboro’s marijuana brand “Mary Jane” . . . The ‘cigarettes’ will now be available in menthol. “We’ve been very successful with our Light and Ultra Light versions.” [...]
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Mayonnaise Brand Pulls ‘Sinko-de-Mayo’ Ads After Protests From Mexican Groups

LOS ANGELES, Cal. – Deli-icious Brand Mayonnaise had a bit of egg on its face after airing a series of Cinco de Mayo-themed commercial spots deemed culturally insensitive by members of the Mexican community, and labeled “unfortunate” [...]
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Facebook Motivational Posts Linked to Unemployment Rate

WASHINGTON D.C. – The Bureau of Labor Statistics will be taking a new approach to the unemployment rate by tracking Facebook usage during regular business hours. “What we think of as the ‘Unemployment Rate’ is a misnomer.” says [...]
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Indiana Announces Statewide Fundraising Campaign To Reimburse #BoycottIndiana Merchants

Ft. Wayne, Indiana – A new crowd-funded campaign called Help Indiana Recover Lost Revenues inspired by Memories, the Indiana pizza restaurant forced to close after its owners announced they would not cater gay weddings, hopes to raise as [...]
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BlackPeopleMeet.com Office Mistakenly Tear Gassed by Police

FLORIDA – The corporate office of a popular African-American dating site was accidentally tear-gassed as a result of what police are calling “an unfortunate mishap.” “We received a tip that there were thousands of black [...]