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Indiana Announces Statewide Fundraising Campaign To Reimburse #BoycottIndiana Merchants

Ft. Wayne, Indiana – A new crowd-funded campaign called Help Indiana Recover Lost Revenues inspired by Memories, the Indiana pizza restaurant forced to close after its owners announced they would not cater gay weddings, hopes to raise as [...]
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BlackPeopleMeet.com Office Mistakenly Tear Gassed by Police

FLORIDA – The corporate office of a popular African-American dating site was accidentally tear-gassed as a result of what police are calling “an unfortunate mishap.” “We received a tip that there were thousands of black [...]
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Marcus Bachmann Refused Service in Indiana, Store Owner Assumed He Was Gay

INDIANAPOLIS – Marcus Bachmann, husband of former Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, unwittingly became the first public face of Indiana’s newly-enacted Religious Freedom Restoration Act, after being refused service at a dress [...]
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Indiana Religious Freedom Act “Too Soft” Says Phil Robertson

Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson reportedly reacted to Thursday’s passage of the Indiana “religious freedom” act by stating that the bill “doesn’t go far enough.” The measure, privately signed into law by Gov. Mike Pence, [...]
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Airline Announces Closed Circuit Porn Available on Domestic Flights

<DALLAS, TX> Aviophobia (fear of flying) sufferers will soon have an airline to help them relax. Southwestern Airlines has announced that closed circuit pornography will be made available to those passengers that wish to view such premium [...]
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Starbucks Halts ‘Race Together’ Initiative After Burn Unit Overcrowdings

SEATTLE – With race-related incidents dominating headlines, Starbucks CEO Howard Schulz decided to launch an initiative called “Race Together“, in a attempt to stimulate dialogue and debate about race relations in America. Although [...]
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Car Owners Baffled As More Tampons Are Found In Mazda 6 Engines

Julia Meyers of Fort Worth, Texas bought her brand new 2015 Mazda 6 Grand Touring last month, and thought she’d “fallen in love with driving all over again.” That is, until her engine randomly started smoking on Monday. After [...]
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Crayola Named Fifty Shades of Grey Official Sponsor

Crayola®, best known for its world-famous line of children’s crayons, has entered into a sponsorship agreement with producers of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, based on the 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James, according to [...]
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Plans for American Sniper Theme Park / Shooting Range Announced

By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen-TNReport Investigative Reporter/Journalist DOUGLASWOOD, GA -Americans can look forward to a new family fun center in 2016. The Kyle Estate, in association with Fox News Corp, has announced [...]
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IRS Will Automatically Deduct Student Loan Payments Starting September 2015

<National Report>If you received a student loan to help finance your college education, make sure your repayment status is in good standing. The IRS has been granted the authority to automatically deduct late or defaulted payments from [...]
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Obamacare Website Tracks Your File Sharing & Downloads, Says Whistleblower

<National Report>According to a government whistleblower, President Obama and the US Justice Department agreed to share user information and computer IP addresses with record industry executives in an effort to stop online piracy. [...]
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Sarah Palin’s Search For Elon Musk Cologne Adds To Lamestream Media Dogpile

<National Report>Last month, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin spent hours searching for the perfect Christmas present for husband Todd – a bottle of Elon Musk cologne. It was only after the former Veep nominee encountered a quick-witted [...]
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Sopranos Remake Set For Fall 2015

HOLLYWOOD, CA – A remake of the HBO series The Sopranos has begun production, set for a fall 2015 debut. Actor Val Kilmer will produce, direct and star as mob boss Tony Soprano, according to television industry insiders. Kilmer, best known [...]
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Minecraft Creator “Notch” Building Theme Park In New York State

Minecraft creator Markus “Notch” Persson made headlines recently for his purchase of an outlandish $70 million palatial mansion in Beverly Hills, but it turns out the most expensive residential property sale in Los Angeles history [...]
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New Texas Restaurant REQUIRES Patrons to Open Carry

AUSTIN, Texas – A new restaurant called Cash ‘N’ Carry is quickly becoming the Lone Star state’s most popular eating place. A sign at the door says, “No Shirt, No Gun, No Service.” You must be armed – with cash and a firearm – [...]
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Obama’s Comments Send SONY Stock Into Freefall

THE WHITE HOUSE – SONY’s stock price plunged to an all-time low after President Obama’s critical remarks on Friday about the corporation’s decision to cancel the premiere of the Seth Rogen-James Franco comedy The Interview. [...]