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Area Mall Offering 10% Discount to Non-Active Shooters

Appleton, WI – The Fox Valley Mall has come under fire (pun intended) for an ad placed in Sunday’s Press Gazette newspaper offering a mall-wide 10% discount to all “non-active shooters” during the month of October. This comes amid [...]

Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump

Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will market the new condom after the thinnest-skinned man to ever run for President of the United [...]

Colorado Pot Shop Accepting Food Stamps – Taxpayer Funded Marijuana for Welfare Recipients

<National Report>As of January 1st, 2014, Colorado became the first state in the nation to allow adults aged 21 or older to purchase and use marijuana for recreational use. The decision has led to excessively large lines at pot shops [...]

Was Paula Deen Framed for Racism by Tasteless Food Trend Purists?

(National Report) –Paula Deen is an American food personality that many are calling a racist after she admitted to using the N word back in the last century. Even after the Supreme Court of the United States has declared racism dead with [...]

Semen Cure All Claims Could Signal Boon

(National Report) – Semen is touted as a cure all for many physical, psychological and even economic ailments. Semen, the sticky juice extruded from male sex genitals, has been extensively studied and found to cure everything from morning [...]


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