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Woman Comes Forward With Shocking Allegation: “I Was Not Raped By Bill Cosby”

<National Report>In a shocking turn of events, area woman Joyce Taylor has broken her silence and proclaimed, “I was not raped by Bill Cosby.”  This news came on the day that two more defendants joined in the growing defamation [...]

Kentucky Shooting: Boy, 5, Shoots and Kills Intruder, Police Say

<NationalReport>Authorities in Burkesville, KY, have confirmed the death of an intruder at the hands of a 5-year-old boy.  Initial reports from the scene outline an intense struggle for the firearm before the child gained control of [...]

420 Marijuana Holiday Canceled Because of Bummer Week

(National Report) – There’s a real glumness over America this week that adorable pet videos cannot cure. Many on Reddit’s “trees” forums have suggested forgoing the day long smoke out in reverence to the horrors of this week. Cancellation [...]


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