Congress to Consider Funding for Bulletproof Schools In Response to School Shootings

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of the 45th school shooting this year, sources on The Hill say that several members of congress have “gotten the message,” as one staffer put it, and are considering several courses of action [...]
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Starbucks Reveals Plans To Open New Chain Of Gun-friendly Cafés

Hot on the heels of their successful acquisition and closure of  popular San Francisco-based c0ffee house chain La Boulangerie, Starbucks International  has revealed it plans to launch a nationwide series of Gun-friendly, firearm-themed cafes, [...]

God: I’m Too Busy to Stop All The Gun Violence in America, Try Some New Laws

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — At a press conference held outside the Pearly Gates truck stop on Highway Infinity in the Kingdom of Heaven, Larry “God” Schumway told heavenly reporters that he is unable to solve the American gun [...]
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Wayne LaPierre Calculating Body Count Needed to Do Something About Access to Guns

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — National Rifle Association Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told reporters at a press conference early this week that he will be locking himself away in a secluded cabin in the Appalachian mountain range with [...]

NRA Executive: 45 School Shootings ‘Too Soon’ To Talk About Guns

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA –When a gunman walked onto the campus of Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon and opened fire, killing 10 and leaving another dozens more wounded, it was the 45th such time a shooting has taken place on school [...]
Alleged Muslim and Serial Gun Grabber Hillary "Killary" Clinton (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

New Report Suggests Hillary is Kenyan Muslim Who Will Take Your Guns

Washington D.C.- As the 2016 election approaches, more and more evidence surfaces against front runner Hillary Clinton showing she is unfit to lead the world’s most powerful nation. Anonymous sources close to the Clinton family have given [...]
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FBI Admits To Placing All Registered Motorcycle Owners On Classified Gang List After Waco Shootout

In the aftermath of the biker gang shootout at the Waco Texas, Twin Peaks last Sunday, citizens are looking to authorities for not only answers, but solutions. 170 bikers have been arrested and charged, however citizens want to know what will [...]
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Mother Shot While Holding Baby During Gun Safety Class

JOHNSTON, Iowa – The fastest growing target market for guns and shooting activities is now female, and escalating reports of carjackings – deliberately aimed at young women with babies on board – gave one young Iowa mother the idea [...]
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Millions Mourn As Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 66, Found Alive

Millions of Americans are in mourning after news broke this afternoon that rocker/activist Ted Nugent was still alive. Word broke early, spread quickly, and sent shock waves throughout the rock and roll community and the Republican Party, [...]
Free guns for low income residents of Ferguson, Missouri

Free Guns to be Donated to Low-Income Ferguson Protesters

By: London Rock Ferguson, MO – The National Rifle Association announced it will give away free guns and ammunition to low-income African-Americans in Ferguson, Missouri later this week. The gun advocacy organization intends to disperse [...]