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Fox News’ Brian Kilmeade Fails Pepsi Challenge, Chokes On Air

NEW YORK, N.Y. – Advertising gurus, fans of television commercials, and t.v. addicts alike recognize the “Pepsi Challenge” as a milestone in brand marketing and advertising. The 1980s blockbuster campaign, seen as a genius promotional [...]
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Col. Allen West Believes Rambo is Real and Fighting ISIS

Allen Bernard West, 54, (R) former member of the United States House of Representatives, retired U.S. Army lieutenant colonel, and current Tea Party blowhard, believes the fictional character Rambo is real and about to take on the Islamic State. Earlier [...]
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Facebook Confederate Flag Ban Encourages #NoFlaggingChallenge Trend

MENLO PARK, Calif – Facebook, the preeminent global social media service, has bowed to pressure and will begin banning posts containing the Confederate flag, joining the trending activity called #NoFlagging. Critics say the social media giant [...]
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Rush Limbaugh Creating “NAACP For Whites” to Fight Reverse-Racism

Conservative radio pundit Rush Limbaugh announced this week that he’s developing what he calls “A civil rights organization for white Americans,” with the goal of combating what he perceives to be reverse-racism in contemporary [...]
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Bob Costas Mistaken for Jockey at Preakness Stakes

BALTIMORE – American Pharoah won the 140th running of the Preakness Stakes on Saturday, thundering down a rain-soaked sloppy track to edge out an eight-horse field during a pouring rain. The rainstorm’s severity necessitated the clearing [...]
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Ron Paul Warning to America: Obama is Black

iNTERWEBS – Across hundreds of news and social media sites, former presidential hopeful Ron Paul has delivered a dire warning that the U.S. is heading toward a massive crisis because our president is black. “I was in Congress for 22 [...]
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Chris Christie: I’d Choose Sarah Palin For VP

LIVINGSTON, N.J. – Newly declared presidential candidate Gov. Chris Christie was once a rising star in the Republican party, but found himself mired in 1) the morass known as “Bridgegate,” and 2) reports that he spent over $82,000 [...]
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Ann Coulter: “For All Intents and Purposes, I Am a Woman”

With record ratings for his television interview with Diane Sawyer on ABC’s “20/20,” Bruce Jenner’s recent public revelation of his transitioning from male to female has brought considerable attention on the world of the transgendered [...]
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Obamas & Bushes To Appear on “Family Feud” For Charity

ATLANTA – Michelle Obama, along with daughters Malia and Sasha, will appear opposite former first lady Laura Bush and twin daughters Barbara and Jenna, in a special charity edition of the daytime game show Family Feud, according to industry [...]
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Satirical Website “Bloomberg Politics” Apologizes for Posting Actual News Article

The satirical website Bloomberg Politics (http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/) issued an apology to its readers yesterday after discovering that it had erroneously posted an actual news article based on a similar piece originally found on The [...]
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Brian Williams Hired On As Rolling Stone’s News Director

NBC anchor Brian Williams signed a new deal with Rolling Stone today, ending speculation that he might not return as the host of NBC Nightly News. The 55-year old journalist will begin his new gig at Rolling Stone as the magazine’s News [...]
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Kim Kardashian’s Large Ass Bruised After A Fall

LOS ANGELES – Months after drawing attention to her oversized talents in last November’s Paper Magazine, yet another story concerning Kim Kardashian and her very large ass has muscled its way into the American consciousness. A story [...]
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Jeremy Clarkson Out, Piers Morgan In: BBC Makes Offer Amid Top Gear Toss-Up

In what would surely be the most controversial decision ever made by BBC executives, embattled “Top Gear” host Jeremy Clarkson might soon find himself replaced by none-other than his arch-nemesis, Mail Online’s Piers Morgan, [...]
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Facebook’s Anti-Satire Campaign Questioned As Company Develops Fake News Site

Facebook, who in the past year have made several draconian steps toward eliminating legitimate satire websites from appearing in their users’ feeds, are on the cusp of launching their own satire website, which they brazenly plan to actively [...]
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Why You Shouldn’t Think Donald Trump Is A Racist

NEW YORK – No matter how hard he tries, businessman, television personality, and real estate mogul Donald Trump can’t escape the unfounded accusations that brand him a racist. It all began in 2012 during the height of the Birther movement [...]
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Climate Change Deniers Overjoyed As Plane Skids Off Runway at LaGuardia Airport

NEW YORK – A Delta jet carrying 126 passengers, 5 crew members and 1 New York Giant Larry Donnell slid off a LaGuardia Airport runway and hit a fence Thursday morning, causing climate change deniers to jump for joy as they added this incident [...]