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MSNBC Anchor Resigns; Admits to Spreading “Lies on Behalf of Obama”

<National Report>According to inside sources, MSNBC host Alex Wagner, host of “NOW with Alex Wagner”, resigned from her post today after 2 1/2 years with the network citing ethical and moral concerns. In a resignation letter [...]
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Anthony Cumia of the Opie & Anthony Show Beaten by Group of Savage Negros Fired by SiriusXM

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief While photographing the night lights of Time Square well known as one of the most photographed sites in the U.S. Anthony Cumia of the highly popular Opie and Anthony Show was attacked by a violent black [...]
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National Report Facebook Page Attacked by Bizarre “Goat” Cult!

<National Report>In a process referred to as “goating”, a group of angry internet trolls have taken over the National Report Facebook page. At approx. 3:45pm this afternoon a liberal hacker infiltrated the admin position of [...]
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Obama Announces Plans For A Third Term Presidential Run

Washington, DC — President Barack Obama shocked the country this morning with news that he is running for a third term. “I can’t abandon the American people now when they need me more than ever,” Obama told reporters at [...]
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Fox News Creating Show Hosted by Ronald Reagan Hologram

<National Report>Fox News has mentioned Ronald Reagan quite a bit in the past.  But next year, Reagan himself will get to do the talking, when Fox unveils their new “holo-anchor” technology to the world, with the former [...]
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EX-SECRET SERVICE AGENT: Barack Obama Is A Gay Muslim & Michelle Obama Is Transsexual

A former Secret Service agent whose new book is quickly climbing Amazon’s best-seller charts, currently ranking 68th overall, said he is concerned about the state of the country and says it is time the public knows the truth about the President [...]
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CNN Planning Hour-Long Show Devoted to Missing Plane

<National Report>CNN has taken some sharp criticism recently over their nonstop, and often comically speculative, coverage of missing Malaysia Airlines flight 370, and today, it was revealed that CNN hasn’t taken that criticism to [...]
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Kanye West Scheduled To Perform At Westboro Baptist Church Fred Phelps Funeral

Kanye West has been scheduled to perform at Fred Phelps funeral procession next week in Topeka, Kansas. The aging patriarch of the infamous Westboro Baptist church passed away yesterday afternoon shortly after he had been transferred to a local [...]
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CNN’s “Breaking News Machine” Explodes, Breaks Down

<National Report>Atlanta, GA–Sources in Atlanta, GA are reporting that the CNN “Breaking News Machine” has, in fact, broken. By all reports, it appears that CNN’s vaunted “Breaking News Machine” began making a funny, clicking [...]
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George Zimmerman Set To Release Children’s Book Series

It seems as if George Zimmerman has found a new calling in life. One that could possibly help restore his public image and help children around the world to avoid situations similar to the one that cost Trayvon Martin his life. Zimmerman, along [...]
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Republican Responses to State of the Union Paint Obama as Crop-Sharing Itinerant Dirt Farmer

<National Report>Washington, DC–President Obama addressed the nation today, yet again, with a scripted State Of The Union speech scheduled specifically to tie up traffic around Washington and prevent both houses of the US Congress, [...]
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Hollywood Immigrants Who Should Be Deported Immediately – Russell Brand

This week we’re going to take a look at one of my least favorite D-listers to have disgraced a television screen with his burnt-out, degenerate shenanigans. A person so thirsty for attention that he will go to any lengths to obtain it, [...]
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Hollywood Immigrants Who Should Be Deported Immediately – Bono, U2 & Their Fans

I am a proud American who’s aware that the beautiful country he occupies isn’t perfect. It’s not difficult to look around and see our exemplary values of yesteryear being flushed down the toilet in favor of talk show morality [...]
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Will Justin Bieber Be Taking Paul Walker’s Place In The Next Fast And Furious Movie?

That’s what the Hollywood gossip mill is churning out this week… Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old pop superstar is supposedly being considered for a leading role in the next Fast And Furious cinematic debacle. It’s alleged that [...]
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Colorado Pot Shop Accepting Food Stamps – Taxpayer Funded Marijuana for Welfare Recipients

<National Report>As of January 1st, 2014, Colorado became the first state in the nation to allow adults aged 21 or older to purchase and use marijuana for recreational use. The decision has led to excessively large lines at pot shops [...]
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Hollywood Immigrants Who Should Be Deported Immediately – Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy

Hello fellow Christians and welcome to my new bi-monthly column in which I will examine the careers and motives of Hollywood stars not natively born in our country. I intend to expose these foreigners who only wish to take advantage of our beloved [...]