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Kim Kardashian’s Large Ass Bruised After A Fall

LOS ANGELES – Months after drawing attention to her oversized talents in last November’s Paper Magazine, yet another story concerning Kim Kardashian and her very large ass has muscled its way into the American consciousness. A story [...]
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Jeremy Clarkson Out, Piers Morgan In: BBC Makes Offer Amid Top Gear Toss-Up

In what would surely be the most controversial decision ever made by BBC executives, embattled “Top Gear” host Jeremy Clarkson might soon find himself replaced by none-other than his arch-nemesis, Mail Online’s Piers Morgan, [...]
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Facebook’s Anti-Satire Campaign Questioned As Company Develops Fake News Site

Facebook, who in the past year have made several draconian steps toward eliminating legitimate satire websites from appearing in their users’ feeds, are on the cusp of launching their own satire website, which they brazenly plan to actively [...]
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Why You Shouldn’t Think Donald Trump Is Racist

NEW YORK – No matter how hard he tries, businessman, television personality, and real estate mogul Donald Trump can’t escape the unfounded accusations that brand him a racist. It all began in 2012 during the height of the Birther movement [...]
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Climate Change Deniers Overjoyed As Plane Skids Off Runway at LaGuardia Airport

NEW YORK – A Delta jet carrying 126 passengers, 5 crew members and 1 New York Giant Larry Donnell slid off a LaGuardia Airport runway and hit a fence Thursday morning, causing climate change deniers to jump for joy as they added this incident [...]
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Comcast Unveils New Customer Service Slogan: “Deal With It”

When it comes to internet service providers, Comcast Cable has long been the big fish in a small pond. Nationwide, they are typically one of the few options for individuals seeking to connect with the World Wide Web–short of using primordial [...]
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Sarah Palin Vows To Lift A Finger To Help Hillary Clinton’s Campaign

BILLINGS, Montana – Vowing to “lift a finger” to “help” Hillary “Emailgate” Clinton’s all-but-formally-announced presidential campaign, GOP firebrand Sarah Palin made light of her recent and accidental [...]
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Another Lie? Bill O’Reilly Didn’t Help On Beatles’ White Album, Former Sound Man Says

Bill O’Reilly’s past claims that he “helped out” on the Beatles’ seminal 1968 double-LP “The White Album,” and that he brokered peace when an argument between John Lennon and Paul McCartney broke out [...]
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Brian Williams Hired By Fox News While On Six Month Suspension From NBC, Says Mole

NEW YORK – NBC Nightly news anchor and managing editor Brian Williams, currently serving a six-month suspension for “misremembering” details of his Iraq War experiences, has been hired by Fox News as a special correspondent, [...]
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Rudy Giuliani Hospitalized After Suffering an America Erection Lasting Longer Than 4 Hours

NEW YORK CITY – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani – “America’s Mayor” – was rushed to a local area hospital on Friday, diagnosed with what a hospital spokesperson called “a prolonged and painful erection.” Many snarky [...]
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Daniel Tosh Beaten by Prostitute

LAS VEGAS – Stand-up comedian, writer, actor, executive producer and Comedy Central host Daniel Tosh, was reportedly beaten by exotic dancer and professional escort Jazmine Holt, 26, at an exclusive Las Vegas gentlemen’s club. According [...]
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Fox News Host Bill O’Reilly Was Never An Astronaut, NASA Says

The National Aeronautics And Space Administration lashed out Friday against Fox News pundit Bill O’Reilly, denying O’Reilly’s past claims that he had traveled into space onboard the Space Shuttle Endeavor during two missions [...]
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Facebook Slaps “Satire” Tags On NBC Links As Result Of Brian Williams’ Scandal

Links appearing on Facebook from NBC News will bear a “[SATIRE]” tag for the foreseeable future, the social networking website says, after famed NBC anchor Brian Williams admitted last Wednesday to having falsified a claim he’d [...]
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News Corp to Install Nets, Hire Additional Counselors, to Prevent Workplace Suicides

Following news of yet another Fox News employee committing suicide, News Corp executives announced today the retrofitting of their New York City office at 1211 Avenue of the Americas to include “suicide prevention nets”. Fox spokesperson [...]
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Top Hollywood Psychiatrist Believes Azealia Banks Is Exhibiting Signs Of Schizophrenia

(West Hollywood Hills, CA) – Azealia Banks has taken to twitter with a barrage of racist and delusional tweets aimed at the white race, all of Australia, and pretty much anything else unfortunate enough to cross her viciously psychotic [...]
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Sopranos Remake Green Lit For Fall 2015

HOLLYWOOD, CA – A remake of the HBO series The Sopranos has begun production, set for a fall 2015 debut. Actor Val Kilmer will produce, direct and star as mob boss Tony Soprano, according to television industry insiders. Kilmer, best known [...]