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Another Lie? Bill O’Reilly Didn’t Help On Beatles’ White Album, Former Sound Man Says

Bill O’Reilly’s past claims that he “helped out” on the Beatles’ seminal 1968 double-LP “The White Album,” and that he brokered peace when an argument between John Lennon and Paul McCartney broke out [...]
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Brian Williams Hired By Fox News While On Six Month Suspension From NBC, Says Mole

NEW YORK – NBC Nightly news anchor and managing editor Brian Williams, currently serving a six-month suspension for “misremembering” details of his Iraq War experiences, has been hired by Fox News as a special correspondent, [...]
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Rudy Giuliani Hospitalized After Suffering an America Erection Lasting Longer Than 4 Hours

NEW YORK CITY – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani – “America’s Mayor” – was rushed to a local area hospital on Friday, diagnosed with what a hospital spokesperson called “a prolonged and painful erection.” Many snarky [...]
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Daniel Tosh Beaten by Prostitute

LAS VEGAS – Stand-up comedian, writer, actor, executive producer and Comedy Central host Daniel Tosh, was reportedly beaten by exotic dancer and professional escort Jazmine Holt, 26, at an exclusive Las Vegas gentlemen’s club. According [...]
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Fox News Host Bill O’Reilly Was Never An Astronaut, NASA Says

The National Aeronautics And Space Administration lashed out Friday against Fox News pundit Bill O’Reilly, denying O’Reilly’s past claims that he had traveled into space onboard the Space Shuttle Endeavor during two missions [...]
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Facebook Slaps “Satire” Tags On NBC Links As Result Of Brian Williams’ Scandal

Links appearing on Facebook from NBC News will bear a “[SATIRE]” tag for the foreseeable future, the social networking website says, after famed NBC anchor Brian Williams admitted last Wednesday to having falsified a claim he’d [...]
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News Corp to Install Nets, Hire Additional Counselors, to Prevent Workplace Suicides

Following news of yet another Fox News employee committing suicide, News Corp executives announced today the retrofitting of their New York City office at 1211 Avenue of the Americas to include “suicide prevention nets”. Fox spokesperson [...]
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Top Hollywood Psychiatrist Believes Azealia Banks Is Exhibiting Signs Of Schizophrenia

(West Hollywood Hills, CA) – Azealia Banks has taken to twitter with a barrage of racist and delusional tweets aimed at the white race, all of Australia, and pretty much anything else unfortunate enough to cross her viciously psychotic [...]
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Sopranos Remake Green Lit For Fall 2015

HOLLYWOOD, CA – A remake of the HBO series The Sopranos has begun production, set for a fall 2015 debut. Actor Val Kilmer will produce, direct and star as mob boss Tony Soprano, according to television industry insiders. Kilmer, best known [...]
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Obama’s Comments Send SONY Stock Into Freefall

THE WHITE HOUSE – SONY’s stock price plunged to an all-time low after President Obama’s critical remarks on Friday about the corporation’s decision to cancel the premiere of the Seth Rogen-James Franco comedy The Interview. [...]
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Obama Fines ABC For Broadcasting Charlie Brown Christmas; FCC Cites Christian Bias

<National Report>The Federal Communications Commission, acting on an executive order issued by Barack Obama, fined the ABC television network for airing A Charlie Brown Christmas, because several overtly Christian references were found [...]
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Sydney’s Lindt Cafe Receives Multiple Negative Yelp Reviews Following Hostage Crisis

While the investigation into the deadly hostage siege at Sydney’s Lindt Chocolat Cafe begins, it’s business as usual for crowd-sourced review sites, especially Yelp. Several customers – some of them who survived the 16-hour [...]
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Facebook To Be Shutdown For A Full Week To Perform Standard Maintenance

<National Report> Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook founder and CEO, has announced that the social media giant will experience a week-long shutdown, due to standard maintenance being performed on the site. Starting at midnight PST on January [...]
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NRA’s Wayne LaPierre: “The Liberal Media Never Reports About All Of The Times That People Weren’t Killed By Guns”

Fairfax, VA – Following the second anniversary of the tragic school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Conn., NRA President Wayne LaPierre lashed out at the “liberal media’s” obsession with gun violence. “Sure, [...]
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Sean Hannity Agrees To Rectal Feeding For Charity

NEW YORK, NY – Fox News television host and conservative commentator Sean Hannity announced his intention to be “rectally fed for charity,” in support of Bush-era enhanced interrogation techniques (EITs), revealed in a highly critical [...]
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LEAKED: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Ending

Last week a person by the name of Spoiler Man went on a Star Wars: The Force Awakens leak rampage! According to his leaks, there will be no Boba Fett, no Darth Revan and at least no Jar Jar Binks or Ewoks. “The film is dystopian and darker [...]