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Mom Sues Homeowner Association To Allow Trick-Or-Treating Access For Her Kids

<National Report>”I just want my kids and their friends to have the same opportunities as all of the other kids,” said concerned mom, Robin Flores. Flores, a resident of Chandler, Arizona has threatened a lawsuit against a [...]
Breaking Bad Season Six

Vince Gilligan Announces Breaking Bad Season 6; Begins Shooting Jan. 2015 – Walt Did Not Die!

Hollywood, CA — Breaking Bad fans around the world are celebrating the stunning, glorious and amazing news announced today: Walter White is not dead, and there will indeed be a sixth season of the wildly-popular, award-winning AMC drama. This [...]

MSNBC Anchor Resigns; Admits to Spreading “Lies on Behalf of Obama”

<National Report>According to inside sources, MSNBC host Alex Wagner, host of “NOW with Alex Wagner”, resigned from her post today after 2 1/2 years with the network citing ethical and moral concerns. In a resignation letter [...]
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin speaking to students

Christian Anti-Masturbation Group’s Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation

Phoenix, AZ — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tour which it says [...]

National Report Facebook Page Attacked by Bizarre “Goat” Cult!

<National Report>In a process referred to as “goating”, a group of angry internet trolls have taken over the National Report Facebook page. At approx. 3:45pm this afternoon a liberal hacker infiltrated the admin position of [...]
President Obama Third Term

Obama Announces Plans For A Third Term Presidential Run

Washington, DC — President Barack Obama shocked the country this morning with news that he is running for a third term. “I can’t abandon the American people now when they need me more than ever,” Obama told reporters at [...]
Paul Horner has the biggest penis in the world

Biggest Penis In The World Title Goes To Paul Horner

Phoenix, AZ — The results from Switzerland were announced today and once again, for the fifth year in a row, 34-year-old Paul Horner from Phoenix, Arizona has the world’s biggest penis. “It was a no-brainer who would win,” [...]