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Jambands-Satan’s Tools to Brainwash Your Children

A Cassidy Pen Expose on the Dangers of Jam Music Part One: The Ugly Side of Your Children’s Musical Choices My journalistic colleague, Manfred Peregrin has covered with profound depth the scourge of horror rap/metal bands like the Insane [...]
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ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy Agrees To Bring Dr. McDreamy Back To Life

Thousands of fans have voiced sheer outrage following last Thursday’s episode of ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy. The 11th season pre-finale, titled “How To Save A Life”, had fans realizing that producer Shonda Rhimes [...]
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Umphrey’s McGee Keyboardist Responsible for Bridgeless Collapse

Minneapolis, MN – A first set Bridgeless under heavy progressive construction collapsed during Umphrey’s McGee’s performance at the First Avenue 7th ST Entry, injuring over 250 concert goers in the State of Minnesota’s [...]
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Mike Huckabee: Wait to Join Kiss Army Until Obama Leaves Office

Detroit Rock City, USA – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) suggested Friday that young Americans planning to join the Kiss Army should wait until President Barack Obama leaves office because his administration has an “open hostility [...]
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‘Girl Crush’ Not Gay Anthem: It’s About Diet Orange Soda

NASHVILLE, TN – Despite the Southern Baptist efforts to have Little Big Town’s hit single “Girl Crush” banned from public radio stations for blatant and indecent homosexual messages, the critique has been misguided and the song [...]
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EA’s “Star Wars: Battlefront” To Feature DLC That Plays Game For You

Star Wars fans are gearing up for an exciting year with the upcoming release of the next Star Wars film, “The Force Awakens”, in December. Many fans who are also gamers are equally looking forward to the release of “Star Wars: [...]
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Peter Jackson Set to Film “The Giving Tree” Trilogy

NEW ZEALAND – Following the success of his adaptations of “The Lord of the Rings” and “The Hobbit”, Peter Jackson has announced plans to begin shooting the live-action trilogy of the Shel Silverstein classic; The Giving Tree. “We [...]
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Loretta Lynn Sworn In As US Attorney General After 5-Month Delay

CAPITOL HILL – After one of the nation’s most protracted cabinet-level confirmation delays, country music superstar Loretta Lynn, known throughout the world as the “Coal Miner’s Daughter” was confirmed as the 83rd [...]
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Myspace Launches App for the Motorola Razr

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Social media site Myspace has announced it’s plans to launch an app for the classic Motorola Razr. Spokesperson for the site, Justin Timberlake, who, along with Specific Media Group, purchased the floundering company [...]
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Food Stamp Challenge: “Most I’ve eaten in years!”

NEW YORK CITY, NY – Prompted by friend and fellow foodie, Mario Batali, Oscar winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow has decided to take the #FoodBankNYCChallenge to live off of $29 per week. Paltrow, whose refrigerator has held nothing but [...]
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Game Of Thrones Fans Outraged After Leaked Season Reveals Death of Tyrion Lannister

Spoiler alert, “Game of Thrones” fans: Beloved character Tyrion Lannister, a fan-favorite on the hit HBO series, will die in the ninth episode of the newest season of the wildly popular TV program, as viewers who illegally pirated [...]
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Muslim, Jewish Leaders Ban Jon Hamm Programs, Dietary Law Cited

HOLLYWOOD – Actor Jon Hamm, best known as TV’s Don Draper on Mad Men, currently in its seventh and final season on AMC, won’t be appearing on thousands of television screens if you happen to live in a strictly religious community, [...]
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Benedict Cumberbatch To Play Leeloo Dallas In “Fifth Element” Remake

Hollywood star Benedict Cumberbatch has signed on to play a major role in Peter Jackson’s remake of the sci-fi classic “The Fifth Element.” But if you guessed that he’s going to play retired space soldier Korben Dallas, [...]
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NRA to Produce “Annie Get Your Gun” Tour Starring Bristol Palin

In efforts to re-brand itself as a more “family-friendly” and “all-American” organization, The National Rifle Association made an unusual and unexpected announcement this week: it will produce a touring production of Irving Berlin’s [...]
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Kevin Hart Investigated for Civil Rights Crimes

Kevin Hart is under investigation from the Justice Department over a recent string of movies which the DOJ says “Reflect a consistent stereotyping of the African American male.” Hart, who’s recent movies include “About [...]
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Joe The Plumber Gets His Own Animated Series

HOLLAND, OHIO – Since his 2008 entry into the public eye, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, better known by his moniker “Joe the Plumber”, has been a GOP cheerleader, Ohio Congressional candidate, ordinary working stiff, author, [...]