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Black Sabbath: Madmen Lead Metal Assault on Youth

A Parental Music Warning – by: Cassidy Pen   The streets of Chicago during late January are busy and darkened by the shortened daylight. Catatonic sorrow hovers over the cold bundled citizens as they bustle and crowd through the [...]
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Black Bear From “The Revenant,” To Boycott Oscars Over Lack of Diversity

HOLLYWOOD – Bart, the veteran black bear who figures prominently in Leonardo DiCaprio’s latest film, The Revenant, will not attend this year’s Oscars, joining the growing list of performers who will boycott the Feb. 28 [...]
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Ted Nugent to Release New ‘Greatest Shits’ Collection

Detroit, MI – County fair rocker Ted Nugent is set to release a new ‘Greatest Shits’ collection, which will focus primarily on his most repugnant of spoken turd engagements. Recorded at various talk radio stations and other right-wing [...]
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AR Woman Recalls Bill Clinton’s Infamous 10 Inch

Hot Springs, AR – The legend of former President Bill Clinton’s infamous 10-inch continues on, achieving almost mystical status. With his wife Hillary’s second presidential campaign in full swing, efforts to locate the record (supposedly [...]
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Bill Cosby Asking Friends if They Own White Ford Broncos

Cheltenham, PA – Call him the ultimate company man. Bill Cosby, famous for the hilarious Fat Albert Cartoons and as the patriarchal Dr. Bill Huxsterble in “The Cosby Show,” is asking all of his remaining friends if they own [...]
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Kentucky Fried Movie, Disco Godfather Added to National Film Registry

Each year, the Library of Congress adds 25 films to its permanent collection, ensuring the titles will be preserved for their cultural, historic, or artistic importance for generations to come. “Selecting a film for the National Film Registry [...]
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Ex-KISS Guitarist Vinnie Vincent Endorses Bernie Sanders for President

Former KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent now joins an ever growing list of artists who support Bernie Sanders for president of the United States. The elusive Ankh Warrior recently broke his media silence on an upcoming episode of the Rock & [...]
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The True Story of Thanksgiving… Squanto Friend of the Pilgrims, or Traitor to His Own?

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief One day these Christian European Pilgrims showed up at Plymouth Rock acting as if they owned the place. A long sea voyage had left them weak and in a pitiful state. The faithful Pilgrims came off the [...]
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Toby Keith Records Song to Aid Syrian Refugees: Will Host Benefit Show in February

Austin, TX – Country music superstar Toby Keith announced Wednesday that all proceeds from his new single ‘You’re Welcome in My House’ will go to resettlement efforts for Syrian refugees fleeing the war torn Middle East. The single [...]
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Umphrey’s McGee: Enemies of God

When our Lord and Savior was tempted on top of Mt. Siani, Satan offered Jesus Christ everything visible to the horizon and beyond in return for bowed worshiping at his cloven hoofs. Any good Christian should know that Jesus rebuked the devil [...]
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Univision To Produce Donald Trump Sitcom “El Trumpo”

MIAMI, Fla. – Spanish language network Univision, currently involved in an active lawsuit filed by Donald Trump, will produce a live action sitcom loosely based on the life and times of the current Republican frontrunner, say media sources. El [...]
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Prison DNA Test Reveals Jared Fogle May Be Forgotten Duggar Child Last Seen In 1984

  Jared Fogle was moved by federal agents into the celebrity protective services unit of the Salinas County Prison system, located outside the small town of Mojave, in central california, at his lawyer’s request, on Wednesday, August [...]
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Josh Duggar MIA from Rehab: Should be Considered Armed and Dangerously Horny

Rockford, IL – Former 19 Kids and Counting star Josh Duggar is supposedly missing from the Christian rehab center he had checked into after being exposed for cheating on his wife, Anna, in the Ashley Madison hack. According to sources, [...]
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White Supremacist Groups Unite to Host ‘Make America White Again’ Trump Rally

Pulaski, TN – In what’s shaping up to be the event of the year, over 50 white supremacist organizations from across the United States will unite together for the first time to host the inaugural ‘Make America White Again’ Trump Rally, [...]
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Sarah Jessica Parker Hospitalized, In ‘Stable’ Condition

IBIZA – Actress and producer Sarah Jessica Parker was slightly injured while vacationing in Ibiza with husband Matthew Broderick, designer Diane von Furstenberg and businessman Barry Diller. Parker, 50, reportedly sprained her ankle while [...]
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‘Benghazi: The Musical’ Coming To Broadway This Fall

NEW YORK, N.Y. – Politics, war, and terrorism as subjects for entertainment are among the trickiest and most controversial themes to pull off, and with the average cost of mounting a Broadway musical in the tens of millions, few producers, [...]