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5 Great Ways To Entertain Guests During Your Thanksgiving Celebration

For those of you who are actively avoiding the Black Friday Shopping frenzy, and actually looking forward to spending meaningful time with your family and friends, National Report has lovingly put together a list of new and unique ways to create [...]

Actress Comes Forward With Shocking Allegation: “I Was Not Sexually Assaulted By Harvey Weinstein”

<National Report>In a shocking turn of events, actress Joyce Taylor has broken her silence and proclaimed, “I was not sexually assaulted by Harvey Weinstein.”  This news comes on the heals of multiple allegations published [...]

Emmy Awards Announce Addition of “Best Crisis Actor” Category

Crisis actors have been fighting for over a decade to get a category for their work added to The Oscars, but it was the Television Academy this week that showed its branch is more open minded when it comes to updating its awards ceremony to [...]

Sarah Jessica Parker Lands Lead Role in American Pharoah Movie

“Sex In The City” star Sarah Jessica Parker has been booked for the leading role in director Gus Van Sant’s upcoming biopic “Trifecta,” which will tell the story of American Pharoah, the first race horse to win [...]

Millions Mourn As Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 68, Found Alive

Millions of Americans are in mourning after news broke this afternoon that rocker/activist Ted Nugent was still alive. Word broke early, spread quickly, and sent shock waves throughout the rock and roll community and the Republican [...]

Woman Comes Forward With Shocking Allegation: “I Was Not Raped By Bill Cosby”

<National Report>In a shocking turn of events, area woman Joyce Taylor has broken her silence and proclaimed, “I was not raped by Bill Cosby.”  This news came on the day that two more defendants joined in the growing defamation [...]


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