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Is Miley Cyrus Engaged to her VMAs Date?

<National Report>It’s been a busy week for the twerking queen, as Miley Cyrus chose to take the moral high road during the 2014 MTV VMA Awards ceremony, by having 22 year old Jesse Helt accept her award for Video of The Year. Helt, [...]
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Casey Anthony Pregnant With Twins

<National Report>Casey Anthony, the woman famously acquitted in 2011 of murdering her daughter Caylee, is confirmed to be pregnant again. This time with twins. Previous reports on Anthony’s lifestyle in the three years since she [...]
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Move Over, Full House: “Dick Van Dyke Show” Revival In The Works

The ABC show “Full House,” which originally aired from 1987 to 1995, made headlines this week when news broke that it might be returning with new episodes. Some think the idea is rather outlandish, though. Why bring back a show that’s [...]
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George R.R. Martin Rushed to Hospital Following ‘Game of Thrones” Emmy Snub

<National Report>Sources close to George R.R. Martin have reported that the famed author and creative force behind the hit HBO series “Game of Thrones” was rushed to a Los Angeles area hospital early this morning. Reportedly, Mr. Martin [...]
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Vince Gilligan Announces Breaking Bad Season 6; Begins Shooting Jan. 2015 – Walt Did Not Die!

Hollywood, CA — Breaking Bad fans around the world are celebrating the stunning, glorious and amazing news announced today: Walter White is not dead, and there will indeed be a sixth season of the wildly-popular, award-winning AMC drama. This [...]
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Hollywood Already Working on Robin Williams Biopic

The sleaziness of Hollywood just got a little bit sleazier, after Twentieth Century Fox revealed this morning that they’ve already started “breaking ground” on a new biographical film about iconic comedian and actor Robin Williams, [...]
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BREAKING: Ferguson Riots a Hoax

<National Report>Ferguson, MO — Theater Club students from the Wyoming Institute of Technology take a much needed summer break by enacting their performance piece titled “Summer Swan Rage “. The performance took seven months [...]
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R.I.P. Robin Williams

<National Report>Los Angeles, CA — Robin McLaurin Williams was born on July 21, 1951 in Chicago, Illinois, a great-great-grandson of Mississippi Governor and Senator Anselm J. McLaurin. Robin, who was a part of the Saturday Night [...]
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Obama Raising The Minimum Drinking Age To 24 In October

Washington, DC — In a press conference at the White House today, President Barack Obama announced his controversial decision to raise the minimum drinking age from 21 to 24 years of age. “We must work harder to protect the young people [...]
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Final Tallies-The Phish 2014 Summer Tour

Casualty Figures Slightly Down as Tour Ends. The Phish HQ, NH -Authorities and concerned adults can breathe a sigh of relief. Another The Phish Tour is over and preliminary casualty totals are slightly down from recent years. This summer, only [...]
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The Five Most Dangerous Jamband Stage Shows

By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen TNReport Investigative Journalist My dear friends in Christ. You may know by now of my ministry work to rid society of the scourge of jamband music. Thanks to all of you for your generous monetary [...]
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Leaked Script Pages From Upcoming ‘Superman V Batman: Dawn Of Justice’ Film

<National Report>As promised, here are the three leaked script pages for the widely anticipated blockbuster, ‘Superman V Batman: Dawn Of Justice’. More details on how we obtained the draft can be found in my introduction piece. To [...]
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Script Leak Reveals Ben Affleck To Play Gay Batman In Upcoming ‘Superman V Batman: Dawn Of Justice’

<National Report>Several pages of the freshly drafted ‘Superman Vs. Batman: Dawn Of Justice‘ script were leaked by an anonymous Warner Bros. employee over the weekend. In an email forwarded to several major news outlets, the [...]
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The Phish Need to Go Find Themselves Another City to Live In

By Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen <Chicago> While most Americans spend their weekend time with their spouses taking in dinner and a movie, a strange and sinister subculture of sloth waste their lives worshiping four false [...]
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Game of Thrones Actress Departing Show After Season 5

Maisie Williams, who plays Arya Stark on the hit HBO fantasy series “Game of Thrones,” will be leaving the show at the end of season 5, her agent confirmed on Saturday, so she can attend college in the United States starting in [...]
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Micheal Bay On Transformers 5: “Optimus Dies, Rodimus Rules”

// // // ]]> The National Report recently had a moment to sit down with hit Hollywood director Micheal Bay. Bay is a big commodity in Hollywood now as he is coming off of his big summer hit Transformers 4: Age of Extinction, and is about [...]