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Obama to Paint Lincoln Bedroom Purple to Honor Prince

The tributes to late pop singer Prince have been many in the days following his untimely passing at the age of 57. In Minnesota, the Interstate 35 West bridge was lit purple in Prince’s honor. Similar tributes happened in New Orleans, [...]
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Hooping…Harmless Fun, or Illuminati Conspiracy?

By: Cornelius Barthowemew “Cassidy” Pen, TNReport Investigative Reporter “For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.” – Ephesians 5:12 It was none other than the Lord Jesus [...]
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Trump Parody ‘Hump University’ Crashes Pornhub Servers

HOUSTON, TEXAS – The highly anticipated Donald Trump porn parody, Hump University, was leaked online yesterday, causing a 69% spike in traffic to the world’s largest pornography site, Pornhub, resulting in the company’s Houston based [...]
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Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Trial Ends in “Not Hung” Jury

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – Citing “the absence of substantial physical evidence,” the jury in the Hulk Hogan sex tape trial failed to reach a verdict in the celebrity wrestler’s $100MM privacy invasion lawsuit against Gawker Media. “We [...]
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Rob Halford Poised to Join AC/DC as Lead Singer

Many Classic “DC” Songs Will Take on New Meanings By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen – TNReport Investigative Journalist Earlier this week, Brian Johnson was ordered to stop touring as lead singer of the [...]
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Marco Rubio Bio ‘Too Small To Fail’ Hits Bookshelves

MIAMI, Fla. – An “unauthorized” biography of Florida Sen. Marco Rubio, entitled Too Small To Fail:  The Marco Rubio Story, will hit bookshelves before the end of the month. The slim paperback, authored by Kitty Kelsen, examines [...]
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Black Sabbath: Madmen Lead Metal Assault on Youth

A Parental Music Warning – by: Cassidy Pen   The streets of Chicago during late January are busy and darkened by the shortened daylight. Catatonic sorrow hovers over the cold bundled citizens as they bustle and crowd through the [...]
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Black Bear From “The Revenant,” To Boycott Oscars Over Lack of Diversity

HOLLYWOOD – Bart, the veteran black bear who figures prominently in Leonardo DiCaprio’s latest film, The Revenant, will not attend this year’s Oscars, joining the growing list of performers who will boycott the Feb. 28 [...]
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Ted Nugent to Release New ‘Greatest Shits’ Collection

Detroit, MI – County fair rocker Ted Nugent is set to release a new ‘Greatest Shits’ collection, which will focus primarily on his most repugnant of spoken turd engagements. Recorded at various talk radio stations and other right-wing [...]
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AR Woman Recalls Bill Clinton’s Infamous 10 Inch

Hot Springs, AR – The legend of former President Bill Clinton’s infamous 10-inch continues on, achieving almost mystical status. With his wife Hillary’s second presidential campaign in full swing, efforts to locate the record (supposedly [...]
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Bill Cosby Asking Friends if They Own White Ford Broncos

Cheltenham, PA – Call him the ultimate company man. Bill Cosby, famous for the hilarious Fat Albert Cartoons and as the patriarchal Dr. Bill Huxsterble in “The Cosby Show,” is asking all of his remaining friends if they own [...]
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Kentucky Fried Movie, Disco Godfather Added to National Film Registry

Each year, the Library of Congress adds 25 films to its permanent collection, ensuring the titles will be preserved for their cultural, historic, or artistic importance for generations to come. “Selecting a film for the National Film Registry [...]
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Ex-KISS Guitarist Vinnie Vincent Endorses Bernie Sanders for President

Former KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent now joins an ever growing list of artists who support Bernie Sanders for president of the United States. The elusive Ankh Warrior recently broke his media silence on an upcoming episode of the Rock & [...]
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The True Story of Thanksgiving… Squanto Friend of the Pilgrims, or Traitor to His Own?

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief One day these Christian European Pilgrims showed up at Plymouth Rock acting as if they owned the place. A long sea voyage had left them weak and in a pitiful state. The faithful Pilgrims came off the [...]
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Toby Keith Records Song to Aid Syrian Refugees: Will Host Benefit Show in February

Austin, TX – Country music superstar Toby Keith announced Wednesday that all proceeds from his new single ‘You’re Welcome in My House’ will go to resettlement efforts for Syrian refugees fleeing the war torn Middle East. The single [...]
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Umphrey’s McGee: Enemies of God

When our Lord and Savior was tempted on top of Mt. Siani, Satan offered Jesus Christ everything visible to the horizon and beyond in return for bowed worshiping at his cloven hoofs. Any good Christian should know that Jesus rebuked the devil [...]