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Donald Trump Sues ‘Loser’ Artist Over ‘Obscene’ Billboard, Playing Cards, Says Report

SOUTHBRIDGE, Mass. – Current Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump is said to be “highly disgusted” and “sickened” by a small billboard and mock deck of playing cards produced by self-described “German Artiste” [...]
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Reports of Animal Abuse/Mutilations Around Gathering of the Juggalos

By Cassidy Pen, TNReport Investigative Journalist COLUMBUS Ohio – Police at the state and local level in Ohio have reported numerous accounts of cruelty and inhumane conduct toward animals attributed to Juggalos within a ten (10) county [...]
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ICP Announces Alliance With Brony Community; Large Brony Presence Expected At 2015 Gathering Of The Juggalos

They say that love is often found in the most unexpected of places, no exception to this rule is the new-found alliance between the hip hop duo ICP (Insane Clown Posse), their fans known as Juggalos, and the middle aged (male) die-hard fans [...]
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Grateful Dead To Crack Down On Bootleggers

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – After completing their final concert tour, The Grateful Dead Corporation will begin suing thousands of of bootleggers for copyright infringement. “We must have been stoned.” Says Bassist Phil Lesh. “I mean . [...]
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50 Cent Bankruptcy Reignites Rap Feud: Fitty v. Diddy

Aw, yeah – it’ back ON! When Sean “Diddy” Combs was arrested last June after allegedly assaulting a UCLA staff member with a kettlebell, rapper 50 Cent just couldn’t help himself. The G Unit frontman posted Instagrams [...]
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Bernie Sanders Joins Cast of The Walking Dead

ATLANTA, GA – Before taking on dead-eyed Hilary Clinton in 2016, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders will be slashing his way through actual zombies in AMC’s hit series: The Walking Dead. “We’ve killed off a lot of our older cast [...]
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Leaked Script Pages From Upcoming ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ Film

<Hollywood, CA> – As promised, here are the three leaked script pages for the widely anticipated blockbuster, ‘Batman Vs Superman: Dawn Of Justice’. More details on how we obtained the draft can be found in my introduction [...]
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Script Leak Reveals Ben Affleck To Play Gay Batman In Upcoming ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice’

<Hollywood, CA> – Several pages of the freshly drafted ‘Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn Of Justice‘ script were leaked by an anonymous Warner Bros. employee over the weekend. In an email forwarded to several major news outlets, [...]
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Bill Cosby’s 2005 Deposition Breaks Silence on Sex Abuse

PACIFIC PALISADES, Cal. – Bill Cosby reportedly intended to break his silence on Friday and publicly respond to highly publicized, longstanding, and multiple sexual harassment and rape charges filed against him, but excerpts from recently [...]
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Kid Rock & Ted Nugent Team up to Record ‘Kiss My Rebel Ass’

Detroit, MI – Michigan natives, Kid Rock, 44, and Ted Nugent, 66, have teamed up to record the song “Kiss My Rebel Ass” in response to critics that have asked the rockers to stop displaying the Confederate flag at their concerts. Last [...]
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Sylvester Stallone to Employ ISIS Militants for New Rambo Film?

San Diego, CA – Sylvester Stallone, 68, made an unannounced appearance at Comic-Con Friday to hype Creed, the latest film in the Rocky film franchise. However, it was Sly’s remark about Rambo that had people talking. During a question and [...]
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Paula Deen’s Advice to Bill Cosby: “Take The Bitter With The Butter”

SAVANNAH, Ga. – Celebrity chef and cooking show host Paula Deen, herself the target of backlash after admitting in a courtroom deposition that she used “the ’N’ word” – now embroiled in a fresh, new, racially sensitive controversy [...]
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Soldier Field Dead50 Show Causes Accident on Lake Shore Drive

Driver Overcome by Stench from Concert Crowd A chain reaction car accident on Lake Shore Drive last night killed four people and injured dozens just outside Soldier Field where the Grateful Dead was performing their 50th Anniversary Farewell [...]
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Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner Will Share Custody of Matt Damon After Divorce

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – After 10 years of marriage, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced plans to divorce. The couple have four children; Violet, 9, Seraphina, 6, Samuel, 3, and Matt, 44. “We go forward with love and friendship [...]
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Matthew McConaughey Injured Filming Existential Car Commercial, Sources Say

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Actor Matthew McConaughey, 45, suffered minor injuries while filming a car commercial in Los Angeles, according to local reports. The Academy Award winning actor apparently lost control of a vehicle he was driving while [...]
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Jambands-Satan’s Tools to Brainwash Your Children

A Cassidy Pen Exposé on the Dangers of Jam Music Part Two: Rotten Roots, The Merry Pranksters and Grateful Dead My dear friends in Christ. Thank you once again for your generous donations and tireless efforts which assist me in my never-ending [...]