Hollywood Already Working on Robin Williams Biopic

The sleaziness of Hollywood just got a little bit sleazier, after Twentieth Century Fox revealed this morning that they’ve already started “breaking ground” on a new biographical film about iconic comedian and actor Robin Williams, [...]
Ferguson Riot Hoax

BREAKING: Ferguson Riots a Hoax

<National Report>Ferguson, MO — Theater Club students from the Wyoming Institute of Technology take a much needed summer break by enacting their performance piece titled “Summer Swan Rage “. The performance took seven months [...]

R.I.P. Robin Williams

<National Report>Los Angeles, CA — Robin McLaurin Williams was born on July 21, 1951 in Chicago, Illinois, a great-great-grandson of Mississippi Governor and Senator Anselm J. McLaurin. Robin, who was a part of the Saturday Night [...]
President Obama raising the minimum drinking age to 24

Obama Raising The Minimum Drinking Age To 24 In October

Washington, DC — In a press conference at the White House today, President Barack Obama announced his controversial decision to raise the minimum drinking age from 21 to 24 years of age. “We must work harder to protect the young people [...]
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Christian Anti-Masturbation Group Sues Other Christian Anti-Masturbation Group For $350 Million Claiming Trademark Infringement

Creve Coeur, MO — A federally funded Christian anti-masturbation organization claims that another federally funded Christian anti-masturbation organization has violated their intellectual property and is now suing for millions. Fappy The [...]

Final Tallies-The Phish 2014 Summer Tour

Casualty Figures Slightly Down as Tour Ends. The Phish HQ, NH -Authorities and concerned adults can breathe a sigh of relief. Another The Phish Tour is over and preliminary casualty totals are slightly down from recent years. This summer, only [...]

The Five Most Dangerous Jamband Stage Shows

By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen TNReport Investigative Journalist My dear friends in Christ. You may know by now of my ministry work to rid society of the scourge of jamband music. Thanks to all of you for your generous monetary [...]

Leaked Script Pages From Upcoming ‘Superman V Batman: Dawn Of Justice’ Film

<National Report>As promised, here are the three leaked script pages for the widely anticipated blockbuster, ‘Superman V Batman: Dawn Of Justice’. More details on how we obtained the draft can be found in my introduction piece. To [...]

Script Leak Reveals Ben Affleck To Play Gay Batman In Upcoming ‘Superman V Batman: Dawn Of Justice’

<National Report>Several pages of the freshly drafted ‘Superman Vs. Batman: Dawn Of Justice‘ script were leaked by an anonymous Warner Bros. employee over the weekend. In an email forwarded to several major news outlets, the [...]
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The Phish Need to Go Find Themselves Another City to Live In

By Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen <Chicago> While most Americans spend their weekend time with their spouses taking in dinner and a movie, a strange and sinister subculture of sloth waste their lives worshiping four false [...]

Game of Thrones Actress Departing Show After Season 5

Maisie Williams, who plays Arya Stark on the hit HBO fantasy series “Game of Thrones,” will be leaving the show at the end of season 5, her agent confirmed on Saturday, so she can attend college in the United States starting in [...]
Micheal Bay discusses Transformers 5, Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime and Quinisans.

Micheal Bay On Transformers 5: “Optimus Dies, Rodimus Rules”

// // // ]]> The National Report recently had a moment to sit down with hit Hollywood director Micheal Bay. Bay is a big commodity in Hollywood now as he is coming off of his big summer hit Transformers 4: Age of Extinction, and is about [...]

FX Cancels Sons of Anarchy Season 7

<National Report>New York, NY–Just days after media channels announced Courtney Love would be joining the cast of Sons of Anarchy, FX pulls the plug on Season 7. Jim Gianopulos, the Chairman of Fox Entertainment Group, says the television [...]

New Radiohead Album to Feature Song with Justin Bieber?

Radiohead guitarist Jonny Greenwood recently revealed that the iconic British alternative/ progressive rock band will be heading back into the studio to record their ninth album in September, exciting their tens of millions of fans worldwide. [...]

Disney Confirms Jar Jar Binks for Star Wars 7

// // // ]]> For the last year the internet has been on fire with rumors of who will and wont be in the next Star Wars movie. Disney bought the franchise from George Lucas and has been working to get another movie trilogy into theaters. [...]

Did Ronald Reagan Star in an Adult Film in 1937?

On April 3rd, a couple in San Fernando Valley, California sold a 48-minute film reel, shot in 1937, to a pawn shop for $22,000. And sometime in the next few weeks, that same film reel could possibly bring in a minimum of $4 million. Why? Because [...]