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Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner Will Share Custody of Matt Damon After Divorce

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – After 10 years of marriage, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced plans to divorce. The couple have four children; Violet, 9, Seraphina, 6, Samuel, 3, and Matt, 44. “We go forward with love and friendship [...]
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Matthew McConaughey Injured Filming Existential Car Commercial, Sources Say

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Actor Matthew McConaughey, 45, suffered minor injuries while filming a car commercial in Los Angeles, according to local reports. The Academy Award winning actor apparently lost control of a vehicle he was driving while [...]
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Jambands-Satan’s Tools to Brainwash Your Children

A Cassidy Pen Exposé on the Dangers of Jam Music Part Two: Rotten Roots, The Merry Pranksters and Grateful Dead My dear friends in Christ. Thank you once again for your generous donations and tireless efforts which assist me in my never-ending [...]
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Lynyrd Skynyrd to Headline Inaugural ‘Heritage Not Hate’ Music Festival This Fall

Jacksonville, FL – If southern rock had a Mount Rushmore, the four bands forever carved in granite would most certainly be: The Allman Brothers Band, The Charlie Daniels Band, The Marshall Tucker Band, and front and center in the George Washington [...]
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WWE Superstar John Cena To Star In Remake Of ‘The Invisible Man’

Sources out of Hollywood are reporting that a remake of the classic science fiction film ‘The Invisible Man’ is coming and will star WWE superstar John Cena in the titular role. ‘The Invisible Man’, based on the story [...]

Father’s Day Nightmare: Caitlyn Jenner Snaps At Kim Kardashian, “Put The Lotion In The F-ing Basket!”

<Calabasas, CA.>It was a tense and awkward Father’s Day at the Kardashian compound this Sunday. As the brood gathered round their newly appointed matriarch and prepared to lavish “her” with expensive gifts, they found [...]
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Caitlyn Jenner To Join Cast Of ‘American Horror Story: Hotel’

Caitlyn Jenner has undoubtedly had numerous offers for a variety of upcoming projects in Hollywood in the past few weeks. However, sources inside the production of the FX horror-tinged drama series, ‘American Horror Story’, are [...]
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Star Wars Battlefront To Include Microtransactions; Will Charge For Respawns

Star Wars Battlefront made a big splash recently at E3, but according to one executive from Electronic Arts, the game’s promotional info left out one key ingredient that will surely drive some fans toward the Dark Side: Battlefront is [...]

Director James Wan Announces Justin Bieber To Fill Paul Walker’s Role In Fast & Furious 8

(Hollywood, CA) – Hollywood is abuzz with news that bad boy Bieber will be filling Paul Walker’s shoes in the upcoming Fast & Furious 8. It was announced yesterday by director James Wan that Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old pop [...]
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Former KISS Guitarist Vinnie Vincent Reported Missing

Former KISS guitarist Vinnie Vincent has been reported missing by his legions of die-hard fans. The troubled ankh warrior is MIA and feared dead by the Kiss Army. Efforts to locate Vincent have met nothing but dead ends and conspiracy theories [...]

Justin Bieber To Undergo World’s First Transracial Surgery

Later this year, Canadian pop star Justin Bieber will become the world’s first-ever transracial human, after undergoing a series of experimental, but safe, surgeries, treatments, and therapies, according to Bieber’s talent agency. Bieber [...]
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Josh Duggar To Host ‘To Catch A Predator’

In an apparent attempt to rebuild his tarnished image in the wake of the child molestation scandal, sources announced Josh Duggar will be the new host of the hidden camera television series To Catch A Predator. The show, originating as a [...]
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National Report Reviews L.A.’s Black Gangsta Rap Sensation MC Chet Haze

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> According to the buzz about Hollywood of late, Black rapper MC Chet Haze, looks like the next big rising star to come out of L.A’s Hip Hop and Rap music scene. The 24 year [...]

Duggar Family Lifetime Movie: A Family’s Dark Secret to Begin Filming

Ever since “19 Kids and Counting” star Josh Duggar’s molestation scandal made headlines last month, nary a day has passed without a new development coming to the media’s attention. Now it appears that the inevitable docudrama treatment [...]
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Sarah Jessica Parker Lands Lead Role in American Pharoah Movie

“Sex In The City” star Sarah Jessica Parker has been booked for the leading role in director Gus Van Sant’s upcoming biopic “Trifecta,” which will tell the story of American Pharoah, the first race horse to win [...]
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Kim Kardashian Names Baby Boy Embryo Bruce Caitlyn

Calabasas, Calif. – It was bound to happen. The Kim Kardashian / Kanye West PR machine, ramping up interest surrounding Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, has hitched its caboose onto the blockbuster (and mostly positive) publicity explosion [...]