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Netflix’s ‘House of Cards’ Under Fire For Disrespectful Flag Logo

Just days after clothing retailer Pac Sun came under harsh criticism for selling a t-shirt featuring an upside-down American flag, many Americans raised concerns and anger over the logo for the popular Netflix program House of Cards. House [...]
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Showtime Considers Abandoning ‘Twin Peaks’ Reboot After Waco Incident

An incident involving multiple homicides at a Waco, Texas restaurant, which we have previously covered here, has reportedly put the future of Showtime’s reboot of the television program Twin Peaks in jeopardy. Reports out of Hollywood [...]
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WWE Plans To Add Airline To List Of Failed Business Ventures

A source from inside World Wrestling Entertainment has reportedly leaked information about a proposed new business venture for the Stamford, Connecticut company. “WWE is not only the leading sports entertainment company but also has a [...]
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Letterman’s Final Show: Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, Eddie Vedder, & Controversial Mayor de Blasio?

NEW YORK – After 22 years on CBS, Late Show With David Letterman will cease production on Wednesday, May 20, wrapping up with 3-days of star-studded “finales” featuring A-list guests Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, and Pearl Jam’s Eddie [...]
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Van Halen-Christian Music Review

Hedonistic Plundering of the Pubescent Mind By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, National Report Entertainment Critic and Morals Reporter Last night during evening bible study with my appointed spouse, I came across the following [...]
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Feds Rule on the Definition of “Celebrity”: Common’s In, Coolio’s Out

On Friday afternoon of last week, a joint statement from the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) that oversees consumer protection, and the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), the official regulatory body for radio, television, cable and the [...]
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McDonald’s Music Awards Come Under Fire By Concerned Parents

The McDonald’s Corporation suffered a major blow this week when their plans to create a music awards ceremony came under attack by a volunteer from the anti-drug organization D.A.R.E. America. The awards ceremony, reportedly called [...]
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Bruce Jenner Sexual Reassignment Tape Goes Viral

YOUTUBE – Not to be outdone by former step daughter’s sex tape, Bruce Jenner released video of his sexual reassignment surgery and reached 10 million views in 15 minutes. “We considered a lot of other offers.” says ex-wife Kris [...]
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Ray Rice Confirmed In Vegas For Fight; Says His Money Is On Mayweather

Everybody that is anybody is currently in Las Vegas to watch the much anticipated Mayweather VS. Pacquiao fight live at the MGM Grand Garden including none other than former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice.  According to reports, Rice [...]
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Toby Keith Records Song for Baltimore Protesters

Many celebrities have spoken out in support of the city of Baltimore in the aftermath of the death of Freddie Gray. Now country music superstar Toby Keith is adding his voice to the chorus of social conscious stars by recording a new song inspired [...]
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Grey’s Anatomy Shocking New TV Spin-Off: Webster’s Dictionery

TVLAND – After Thursday night’s [SPOILER ALERT] death of a major character, the creators of Grey’s Anatomy have announced plans to develop another library shelf inspired drama series, Webster’s Dictionery. “Words are hard.” [...]
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Jambands-Satan’s Tools to Brainwash Your Children

A Cassidy Pen Expose on the Dangers of Jam Music Part One: The Ugly Side of Your Children’s Musical Choices My journalistic colleague, Manfred Peregrin has covered with profound depth the scourge of horror rap/metal bands like the Insane [...]
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ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy Agrees To Bring Dr. McDreamy Back To Life

Thousands of fans have voiced sheer outrage following last Thursday’s episode of ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy. The 11th season pre-finale, titled “How To Save A Life”, had fans realizing that producer Shonda Rhimes [...]
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Umphrey’s McGee Keyboardist Responsible for Bridgeless Collapse

Minneapolis, MN – A first set Bridgeless under heavy progressive construction collapsed during Umphrey’s McGee’s performance at the First Avenue 7th ST Entry, injuring over 250 concert goers in the State of Minnesota’s [...]
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Mike Huckabee: Wait to Join Kiss Army Until Obama Leaves Office

Detroit Rock City, USA – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) suggested Friday that young Americans planning to join the Kiss Army should wait until President Barack Obama leaves office because his administration has an “open hostility [...]
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‘Girl Crush’ Not Gay Anthem: It’s About Diet Orange Soda

NASHVILLE, TN – Despite the Southern Baptist efforts to have Little Big Town’s hit single “Girl Crush” banned from public radio stations for blatant and indecent homosexual messages, the critique has been misguided and the song [...]