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EMI to Sue Kim Davis, Mike Huckabee for “Unauthorized Public Performance” of Song ‘Eye of the Tiger’

Embattled Rowan County Clerk, Kim Davis, was ordered to be released from jail today by a U.S. District Court Judge. Davis was jailed on September 3rd for refusing a court order that forbid her from denying marriage licenses to same-sex couples. [...]
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Jared Fogle Will Get Footlongs, 6 Inches While In Prison

Concerned with gaining back the weight he lost after years of consuming 12” turkey sandwiches, former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle, who pled guilty to federal child pornography charges, has reportedly put in a special dietary request as [...]
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Ferguson Dentist Pays $50k to Shoot 7ft 350lb Protester

Ferguson, MO, - In Ferguson, Darnell “Bigg Worm” Jenkins was famous and beloved. He was a 23-year-old civil rights activist/hip hop artist who was a main feature at The Ready Room in nearby St. Louis. According to Ferguson PD, Jenkins was [...]
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What to Wear During A Mass Shooting

NEW YORK, N.Y. – How many times have you said to yourself: I wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit!” Self-proclaimed “fashionista” Edith Headley has heard the expression one too many times, and by arming herself with needle [...]
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Cosby Accusers May Face Felony Possession Charges For Ingesting Quaaludes

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief In an already surreal case that many Americans are still coming to terms with, the Cosby investigation has once again taken an unexpected turn as Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), investigators [...]
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BREAKING: Operation Jade Helm Claims First Civilian Casualty

Porter, TX, – According to multiple sources, Operation Jade Helm 15 has claimed its first civilian casualty Saturday night just east of Porter, Texas. Around 7:15 p.m. Saturday, Pct. 4 Deputy Constable Buford Gleason and two Montgomery [...]
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Amy Schumer Offered Police Protection After Lafayette Theater Shooting, Says Report

LAFAYETTE, La. – Renewed calls for stricter background checks and gun control regulations were issued after Thursday’s deadly movie theater shooting in Lafayette, La., that left three dead and at least nine injured. The shooting occurred [...]
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Aurora Shooter Acquitted After Jury Finds Him To Be Caucasian

James Holmes, on trial for the 2012 mass shooting at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado that ended the lives of 12 people and injured 70 others, was acquitted of all murder and assault charges on Thursday by an all-white jury and will soon [...]

Marcus Bachmann Questioned After Ruby Slippers Disappear from Judy Garland Museum in Minnesota

GRAND RAPIDS, Minn. — Marcus Bachmann, husband of former Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, was briefly held for questioning in connection with the disappearance of a pair of ruby slippers worn by actress/singer Judy Garland in the [...]
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Jared Fogle Lead Suspect In NYSE Outage Investigation

The New York Stock Exchange was knocked offline for nearly four hours recently; halting trading and creating havoc in the world of finance. While the NYSE party line has thus been that no “hack” took place and the entire incident [...]
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Prison Break Fugitives Hid In CNN “Research Van,” Authorities Say

Fugitives Richard Matt and David Sweat, who escaped from a New York State prison on June 6th, have left behind what one State Trooper refers to as “a trail of breadcrumbs,” which have led investigators to searching in counties in [...]
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Dylann Roof Attorney Will Use ‘Bad Hair Day’ Defense To Avoid Death Penalty

CHARLESTON, S.C. – New details are emerging about Charleston shooter Dylann Storm Roof, who confessed to killing nine people during a prayer meeting at the historic Emanuel A.M.E. Church on June 17. One question on the minds of legal observers [...]
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Authorities Shut Down Girl’s Roadside Meth Business

MERCED COUNTY, CA – Sheriff’s deputies are under fire for shutting down a roadside meth stand run by 11-year-old twin sisters in Fresno on Saturday afternoon. The girls, Abby and Alyssa Duncan, were selling home-cooked crystal meth from [...]
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Donald Trump Fined After Wig Maker Reveals Use Of Endangered Species’ Hair

Donald Trump might be “donning” a new look soon, after the real estate mogul and reality television star was ordered by a federal judge on Monday to pay out a $1.3 million fine for the death of an endangered animal, which was used [...]
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Couple Suing Government After Gay Marriage Destroys Their Family

A couple in Indiana filed a lawsuit Friday against the Federal government, claiming that gay marriage, legalized in their State last year by a federal judge, has ruined the sanctity of their traditional marriage and has driven their family [...]
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Gun Owners Forced to Submit to DNA and IQ Testing

WASHINGTON, D.C. – With the Brady Bill dismantled and waiting periods proving ineffective, President Obama has signed an Executive Order that gun owners will now be subjected to DNA and IQ tests. “Guns don’t kill people,” says Secretary [...]