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Experts Say Black Atheist Liberals Are Statistically More Likely To Go To Prison

WASHINGTON, DC – Since the 1970’s, the US prison system has been overcrowded leaving experts and lay people alike to ponder the reasons for the bulging prison population. The expansion of the prison industrial complex of the 1980’s [...]
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FBI Documents Reveal Alcatraz Escapee Frank Morris As Zodiac Killer

<National Report>Recently declassified FBI documents have revealed that the alleged lead suspect in the late 1960s ‘Zodiac Killer’ case was Alcatraz escapee Frank Morris. Morris has been officially “presumed dead” [...]
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Sydney’s Lindt Cafe Receives Multiple Negative Yelp Reviews Following Hostage Crisis

While the investigation into the deadly hostage siege at Sydney’s Lindt Chocolat Cafe begins, it’s business as usual for crowd-sourced review sites, especially Yelp. Several customers – some of them who survived the 16-hour [...]
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Creed Singer Slept On White House Lawn For a Full Night Without Detection, Secret Service Admits

The Secret Service isn’t having the best year. On Friday, the agency revealed that earlier this week, homeless Creed frontman Scott Stapp managed to sneak onto the White House lawn in the early evening and sleep on the property until [...]
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Bill Cosby Rape Allegations Lead To Popularity Boon In India

Bill Cosby’s alleged dark past has come back to haunt him in the form of multiple sex abuse allegations from a slew of different women. This has lead to several talk show cancellations, and a Netflix comedy special being pushed back indefinitely. [...]
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Killer Of “Tejano Queen” Selena, Yolanda Saldivar, To Be Granted Early Release From Prison

Yolanda Saldivar, the woman who murdered beloved Tejano star, Selena Quintanilla-Perez, could be released from prison as early as January 1st, 2015. The former nurse who later became president of Selena’s budding fan club shot and killed [...]
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Ferguson MO District Renamed George Zimmerman Square

ST. LOUIS, Missouri – In the wake of Wednesday’s fatal police shooting of African-American teen Vonderrit Deondre Myers and on the eve of planned protests marking the 2-month anniversary of the Michael Brown shooting in Ferguson, the [...]
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Grand Juror In Darren Wilson Case Outed As KKK Member

The grand jury convened to consider filing charges against Darren Wilson, the Ferguson police officer who fatally shot 18-year-old Michael Brown, has been widely criticized for numerous problems including potential prosecutorial misconduct [...]
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Obama Files Federal Charges Against Darren Wilson Following Grand Jury Decision in Shooting Murder of Michael Brown

<National Report>In the boldest overreach of Presidential power in US history, Barack Obama filed federal civil rights charges against officer Darren Wilson moments after a Missouri grand jury found “no probable cause to indict” [...]
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Following Shooting of 12 year old, Ohio Police Will Stop Carrying Live Ammunition

<National Report> Following the police inflicted shooting death of a 12 year old carrying a toy gun, Ohio authorities have announced that officers will no longer carry firearms loaded with live ammunition. Instead, they will be armed [...]
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Mall Santa Arrested; The Reason Why Will Shock You

<National Report> FLAGSTAFF, AZ – A Santa-for-hire company faces charges after one of their Santas turned what is normally a joyous experience for all children, into an r-rated show. Darnell Kendrickson, a 42 year old mall Santa, [...]
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Mike Brown’s Stepfather Arrested And Charged With Inciting A Riot After Commanding Protesters To “Burn This B**** Down!”

(St. Louis, MO) – Michael Brown’s stepfather, Louis Head, has been formally charged with inciting a riot after encouraging a horde of angry protesters to “Burn this b**** down!”. His actions took place directly following [...]
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NEGRO UPRISING! Ferguson Historical Society Renovation Plan Approved by City Council

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief *UPDATE: This just in… The Grand Jury just announced there will be no decision in the officer Darren Wilson case until Monday. Residents have been advised by the police department to arm themselves [...]
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Bill Cosby: I’m Being Raped By The Right-Wing Media

HOLLYWOOD, CA – The news just got worse for comedian and once beloved TV dad Bill Cosby amid mounting allegations of sexual assault. First came word that Netflix postponed a Nov. 27 premiere of Cosby’s new standup routine, then [...]
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Legal Colorado Dope Leads to Drug / Masturbation Crime on Denver Buses

DENVER, CO-When the state of Colorado approved of their citizens blowing their minds with cigarettes and pipe bowls filled with legal drug plants, they were certainly short-sided in their vision. Hipsters appeared before the state government [...]
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Fort Lauderdale Mayor Charged With Feeding The Homeless After Bath Salts Junky Attacks

[FORT LAUDERDALE, FL] Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jack Seiler was charged, but not arrested, today after having inadvertently violated a law that he himself helped create, which prohibits residents of his city from feeding the homeless. But Mayor [...]