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Banksy vandalism arrested and sentenced

Teen Convicted Of Serial Vandalism By Works Of Banksy Sentenced To 25 Years To Life

London, England — In her Majesty’s High Court of Justice in England today, the High Court judge, The Honorable Justice Williams, handed down a swift and harsh punishment to a 15-year-old teen for his role in repeatedly vandalizing artwork [...]
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Graffiti Artist Banksy Arrested In London; Identity Revealed

London, England — The elusive graffiti artist, political activist, film director, painter and long time fugitive that for years has gone by the pseudonymous name of Banksy, was arrested early this morning by London’s Metropolitan Police. [...]
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Obama To Auction Off All Marijuana Seized In Drug Raids Since Taking Office

Washington DC — At a press conference today, President Obama announced plans to auction off all of the marijuana that has been seized in drug raids since his presidency began in 2008. The auctions are to be held in states that have legalized [...]
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ISIS ‘Wasco Clown’ Dry Run Successful

<National Report>Residents of the small community of Wasco, California have recently been terrorized by a group of clowns. Major media outlets have commented on the “clown invasion” and have speculated that the random appearances [...]
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Ferguson MO District Renamed George Zimmerman Square

ST. LOUIS, Missouri – In the wake of Wednesday’s fatal police shooting of African-American teen Vonderrit Deondre Myers and on the eve of planned protests marking the 2-month anniversary of the Michael Brown shooting in Ferguson, the [...]
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Caffeine Baby’s Parents Jailed

DULUTH, MN – Justin and Jasmine Felton, the Duluth teen parents who fed their one-year-old daughter nothing but coffee, have been sentenced to 5 years in prison each, St. Louis County Family Court Judge Jacqueline Phillips announced. The infant [...]
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Ferguson Cop Darren Wilson Related To Vlad The Impaler

<National Report>Archaeologists believe that they found two dungeons in Turkey that at one point held notorious Romanian prince, ‘Vlad the Impaler’. Vlad, also known as Vlad III, is believed to be the inspiration for the classic [...]
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White House “Beer Summit” in Ferguson Ends In Drunken Brawls

The first of three planned “Beer Summits” in Ferguson, Missouri, which were organized and funded by the White House, ended in violence Monday evening after intoxicated police officers put an unarmed citizen in a chokehold, sparking [...]
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DHS Uncover ISIS Terror Plot To Spread Ebola Virus Using Infected Suicide Bombers

In the following exclusive story, National Report’s senior journalist, Jane M. Agni, details the latest plans from terrorist organization ISIS to spread the deadly Ebola virus by employing simultaneous suicide bombing attacks on well-populated [...]
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Obama Issues Federal Charges Against Officers Involved In Ohio Wal-Mart Shooting

The two police officers involved in the shooting of John Crawford III inside a Breavercreek, OH, Wal-Mart have been acquitted on charges by a grand jury on Wednesday. However, they may not be completely out of the water just yet. President Obama, [...]
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Naughty Photos of Michelle Obama Leaked Online In Latest “Fappening” Wave

Two photographs of First Lady Michelle Obama, both partially nude, were posted to Reddit and Imgur Sunday morning amid the latest wave of digital thefts of nude celebrity photos uploaded to Apple and Google cloud-based storage services, which [...]
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Southern Bias: Georgia Man Claims He Was Fired Due To His Southern Accent

(Vernon, California) – Department Manager, Jack Phillips, of the New Thought Textile Institute (NTTI) in southern California has recently come under fire from several labor rights groups after a former employee accused Phillips of discriminatory [...]
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NY Couple Starve And Torture 4 Disabled Children

<National Report>A husband and wife are in jail following the discovery that the four children under their care had undergone systematic torture and starvation almost to the point of death. Reports indicate that the couple was basing their [...]
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NFL Crime Power Rankings – Week 3

New York, NY – It’s week 3 football fans, and boy, have we seen some movement in the weekly NFL Crime Power Rankings.  Each week we take a look at team performance, off the field, to see where they stand in the league.  Our scouts [...]
Michelangelo's iconic 'The Creation of Adam' marred by graffiti artist 'LeonArto'

Sistine Chapel Ceiling Tagged by Graffiti Artist

ROME – In the wake of an extraordinary security breach from within the heart of Vatican City, a portion of Michelangelo’s iconic fresco, The Creation of Adam, was defaced by the Italian graffiti artist known only as “LeonArto.” LeonArto’s [...]
Largest Child Porn Ring in Florida History Busted This Morning

Largest Child Pornography Ring Ever Busted in Florida… BREAKING NEWS…

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> The children should’ve been in school this morning when Duval County Sheriff’s deputies and officers with the Jacksonville Police Department raided a recently rented [...]