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NYC Firefighter Claims Islamic Involvement In Recent Brooklyn Bridge White Flag Incident

New information has been released about the two white flags that replaced Old Glory atop the Brooklyn Bridge Tuesday morning. According to the testimony of a firefighter who assisted NYC police officers in reaching the rooftops where the flags [...]
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Whistleblower: Lerner Emails Found Last Week

<National Report>Jeffery Whitman, an employee of the IRS in the Information Technologies Division, has come forward with allegations that the missing Lerner emails were actually found a little over a week ago. Whitman states that while [...]
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Obama Caught Selling Cigarettes To Underage Teens

<National Report> It’s just another case of United States President Barack Obama breaking his own rules. The chief was reportedly caught selling cigarettes to minors during his early July 2014 visit to Colorado. Miranda Slater, the [...]
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Restaurant Massacre Caught on Video Covered Up by Corporate Enforcers? (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> (Corpus Christi, TX) – In one of the most bizarre stories ever chronicled in the annals of journalism this one is at the top of the list. Too incredible to believe I looked [...]
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Welfare Recipients Storm Wall Street for “National Dependence Day”

<National Report>New York, NY–Droves of welfare recipients have stormed New York City’s financial district, declaring today, Saturday, July 19th, “National Dependence Day”, prompting police officers to use tear gas [...]
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Cover Up: Aliens Return Missing Airliner, Russia Shoots It Down

<National Report>Over four months ago a Malaysia Airlines flight carrying 239 souls lost contact with air traffic control and disappeared. Known as Flight MH370, it was a B777-200 aircraft heading to Beijing, China from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, [...]
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Portland Animal Rights Activists Abduct And Rehome Pets Belonging To The Homeless

<National Report>A fringe animal rights group in Portland, Oregon has left many residents angered, and the homeless population on edge. Animal Lovers Against Homeless Pet Ownership (ALAHPO) manifested as a rogue activist faction in 2010, [...]
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Bowe Bergdahl Deserts Again: Defects to Iran

<National Report>Breaking News: Bowe Bergdahl, the American solider who was taken captive by Taliban forces in Afghanistan after deserting his post five year ago, has deserted once again. Shortly after being notified that he would be returned [...]
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Day Three Of The Sarita Texas Invasion: La Raza Militia Leader Speaks

We’re currently on the outskirts of Sarita, Texas, a small town that has been invaded by members of immigration activist group, “La Raza”. This is day three of the illegal occupation, and we have been posted up with the Oath [...]
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AZ Gov. Jan Brewer Pardons Anti-Masturbation Mascot Arrested For Masturbating In Public

Phoenix, AZ — Arizona Governor Jan Brewer announced her controversial decision Sunday which grants a full pardon to 35-year-old Phoenix resident Paul Horner, known to his thousands of followers as Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin. Horner [...]
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FEDs Issue Media Gag Order – Sarita, Texas; La Raza Invasion Continues

// // // ]]> FEDs have issued a gag order to all major media outlets making it a criminal offense to report anything that pertains to the La Raza invasion in Sarita, Texas. On Thursday night, close to 100 La Raza militants captured the [...]
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Illegal Immigrants Forcibly Occupy Small Texas Town

<National Report> (Sarita, Texas) – The Mexican border crisis has gone from bad to worse over night after a well-organized Hispanic militia sacked the small town of Sarita, Texas. Sarita is a quiet community, residing 90 miles west [...]
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Police to Use Urine Analyzing Port-a-Potties at Juggalo Gathering and Phish Summer Tour

<National Report>Law enforcement officials in Ohio have announced that they will be utilizing drug testing Port-a- Potties to monitor drug and alcohol use at the upcoming Juggalo Gathering. The decision came shortly after several cities [...]
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‘Candy Crush Saga Killer’ Slays Number Ten

DeQuincy, LA — What was supposed to be a fun game on Facebook has instilled fear and terror across the nation. Yesterday, in the quaint town of DeQuincy, the  ‘Candy Crush Saga Killer’ struck again. The latest victim is 31-year-old Sara [...]
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Dangerous New Street Drug “Wax” Linked to Youth Violence & Rainbow Family Cult

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief A popular new drug known as “Wax” is making the rounds these days among the high school and collegiate aged crowd. Wax, also called Ear Wax is a dangerous and sometimes deadly street drug. [...]
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Muslim Store Cites Hobby Lobby in Shoplifter Mutilation Case

On Wednesday, the owner of a small chain of convenience stores was arrested in Peoria, Illinois after he chopped off the hand of a 16 year-old shoplifter who had attempted to steal a bag of potato chips and a 16 oz. soda. But due to the Supreme [...]