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PETA -Vegan Destroys Florida McDonald's

PETA Sponsored Protest of Florida McDonald’s Turns Violent

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief The National Report this morning received uncensored security footage of a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) sponsored protest of a Florida McDonald’s fast food restaurant that [...]
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Gay Activists Feces Bomb Parents & Children – Lets Put Gays on Reservations

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Gay activists from many countries including the United States have adopted a militant approach to getting their message out. The most recent event took place in Baden-Wṻrttemberg and Cologne, Germany [...]
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Skillrex Kicks Off Tour at Coachella 2014 – No Word on Missing Children…

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief In 10 days Sonny John Moore, of Los Angeles, who uses the stage name Skillrex will kick off his 35 stop tour which begins on April 11th at Coachella 2014. And this months issue of Rolling Stone features [...]
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Sex Offenders Flock To Delaware After Judge Jan Jurden’s Ruling In The Du Pont Heir Case

Recently the beautiful North Eastern state of Delaware has become flooded with the most deplorable form of criminal: The sex offender. Ever since Judge Jan Jurden’s light-hearted sentencing of Robert H. Richards IV on charges of 4th degree [...]
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Bill Murray Stops Bank Robbery In Tokyo, Accidentally

Tokyo, Japan — A bank robber was apprehended today in Tokyo after stopping to talk with none other than Bill Murray. “The man robbed the Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi, ran out, saw Bill Murray walking on the street and stopped to talk with [...]
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TERRORIST ATTACK: Trenton, N.J. – Vegan Celebration Turns Ugly

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> A group of roughly 100 vegans met Sunday afternoon for a lunch celebration in the conference room of the Ewing Gardens Hotel in Trenton, New Jersey. The group known as the Vegan [...]
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Seattle Police Reopen Kurt Cobain Murder

// // // ]]> Seattle – It’s been announced today that Seattle Police have reexamined the suspected case of Kurt Cobain’s Suicide. Cobain was a singer for the band Nirvana. The band Nirvana was one of the most popular bands [...]
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ATF Storm Troopers Burglarize California Business… President Admits Depression

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> Six years into the failed presidency of Barack Hussein Obama II, the president admits to suffering from depression due to his historically low approval ratings. According to [...]
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Doping Scandal Rocks Special Olympics USA

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Allegations over gambling and doping in the Special Olympics have rocked Special Olympics USA management and stunned those involved with this nonprofit charitable organization worldwide. // // In [...]
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Are Malaysia Air Hijackers Selling Plane Online?

// // // ]]> Breaking News – The National Report just learned from our sources in Asia that the possible hijackers of Malaysia Air Flight MH370 could be selling the plane online after hijacking it a week ago. Much of the world has [...]
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35-Year-Old Man Sues His Mother After Being Evicted From Basement Of Her Home

Duane Hollingsworth shuffles around the cramped confines of his temporary home, a tiny 5th wheel trailer crammed with boxes containing his meager belongings. After spending his entire life dwelling in the basement of his mothers home, she had [...]
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Missouri To Offer “New Way” For Death Row Inmates

<National Report>A growing shortage of the lethal drug cocktails typically used in state executions has placed greater scrutiny on the procedure and has caused a number of death penalty states to delay pending executions until further [...]
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22 Girl Scout Cookie Stands Shut Down by Cops

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Marijuana has and remains a controversial topic in many states and in many states where medical marijuana has been legalized several enterprising young girl scouts have been making a killing by selling [...]
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Expedition to Kill the Bishopville Beast “Lizard Man” Enters Scape Ore Swamp

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief 21 February 2014 / 2130 – Reporting from Scape Ore Swamp… <National Report> I met with my expedition team this morning at a Bishopville Cafe right before we were to descend into the Godless [...]
There was no escape from New Jersey for New Jerseyians living under The George Washington Bridge trying to get away from Fort Lee last september. OUCH!

BridgeGhazi – Hillary Clinton’s Blackmail Scheme Shown To Be Cause Of Christie Bridgegate Scandal

Lillian Fabricant:  The Fabricant Files // Hillary Watch;  Dateline: February 20, 2014; Trenton, New Jersey Documents have surfaced among the materials the New Jersey Select Investigative Committee has subpoenaed  recently in the partisan-led [...]


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