Harriet Tubman Descendant Arrested in $20 Counterfeiting Ring, Report Says

NEW YORK, N.Y. — Gertie Tubman, 54, who has long claimed to be the great-great granddaughter of former slave and abolitionist Harriet Tubman, was arrested along with several others in connection with an alleged counterfeiting ring, where [...]
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Trump Butler Once Suspect in Tupac Murder

Anthony Peter Senecal, who worked as Donald Trump’s butler for 17 years before being named the in-house historian at the real estate mogul’s Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, was reportedly a “person of interest” in the 1996 murder of [...]
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Police Bust Wisconsin Sodomy and Drug Manufacturing Farm

By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen – TNReport Investigative Journalist Ridgeway, WI – A police raid of a suspected sodomy farm led to a startling discovery in Ridgeway, a small Wisconsin town in Iowa county, about [...]
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Bad News for D.C. Scandal Queen, ‘Dirty Hillary’ as Top Aide Granted Immunity

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Facing the biggest political showdown of her life in what promises to be one of the most brutal and punishing political campaigns in history, Hillary Clinton, must now square off with the ever popular, [...]

Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, 67, Shoots Beloved Panda

CRAWFORD, Tex. – Rocker/activist Ted Nugent is just one of the millions swept up in the “Find The Panda” craze, but Texas authorities say the hunting rights advocate took things a step too far. Some people who can’t find the panda [...]

Muslim College Professor Fired for Giving Students Hijabs

A Muslim Professor at Carlson Community College (CCC) in North San Jose, California has been relieved of his duties for providing hijabs to his students. A complaint was called in to police last week sparking an investigation into the Professor’s [...]
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Woman Charged with Attempted Murder after Beating Husband with ‘Festivus Pole’

Marinette, WI – A holiday tradition inspired by the 90’s hit television sitcom Seinfeld left a Marinette man in the hospital and his wife in jail facing attempted murder charges, according to the Marinette County Sheriff’s Department. Marinette [...]
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BREAKING: ‪#‎thoughtsandprayers‬ Bring Two San Bernardino Shooting Victims Back to Life

San Bernardino, CA – In what can only be described as divine intervention, two San Bernardino shooting victims that were pronounced dead by the SBC deputy coroner yesterday, have suddenly come back to life, lowering the body count down to [...]
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Machete Wielding Lunatic Slices Through NRA Center

17 people hacked up at National Rifle Association Center in Boulder, CO BOULDER CO – A suspected Anti-2nd Amendment hatchet-man was arrested Friday after hacking up a Boulder, CO NRA Center with a machete and other blade weapons, wounding [...]
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Family Named “Doorbuster” Victims of Home Invasion, Gift Theft on Black Friday

JOLIET, Ill. – A suburban Chicago family with the last name “Doorbuster” fell victim to bargain hunting criminals who broke into their home and stole gifts while the family was out Christmas tree shopping. Police were initially [...]
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Ben Carson Named Possible Suspect in Unsolved 1970 Stabbing

Detroit, MI – Former neurosurgeon turned GOP frontrunner Ben Carson is being considered a ‘person of interest’ in an unsolved stabbing that left one man dead outside a Detroit pizza parlor in 1970, sources say. The victim, Grady [...]
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Oscar Pistorius Released From Prison, Ankle Bracelet Monitor Part of House Arrest

JOHANNESBURG — Olympic runner Oscar Pistorius, the double-amputee who fatally shot his girlfriend in 2013, was released from prison and placed under house arrest on Monday night. The exact details of Pistorius’ release were withheld to [...]
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Ben Carson Charged As Accessory To Armed Robbery In Popeyes Restaurant Holdup

ATLANTA, Ga. – Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson was named as an accessory to armed robbery for a face-to-face encounter he had with an armed gunman at a Baltimore Popeyes restaurant, sources say. “I believe that you want [...]
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EMI to Sue Kim Davis, Mike Huckabee for “Unauthorized Public Performance” of Song ‘Eye of the Tiger’

Embattled Rowan County Clerk, Kim Davis, was ordered to be released from jail today by a U.S. District Court Judge. Davis was jailed on September 3rd for refusing a court order that forbid her from denying marriage licenses to same-sex couples. [...]
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Jared Fogle Will Get Footlongs, 6 Inches While In Prison

Concerned with gaining back the weight he lost after years of consuming 12” turkey sandwiches, former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle, who pled guilty to federal child pornography charges, has reportedly put in a special dietary request as [...]
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Ferguson Dentist Pays $50k to Shoot 7ft 350lb Protester

Ferguson, MO – In Ferguson, Darnell “Bigg Worm” Jenkins was famous and beloved. He was a 23-year-old civil rights activist/hip hop artist who was a main feature at The Ready Room in nearby St. Louis. According to Ferguson PD, Jenkins [...]