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Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New ‘Self-Rape’ State Law

Phoenix, AZ — A Phoenix boy is behind bars tonight after his mother called 9-1-1 when she found her son in his room, watching pornography and masturbating. Phoenix Police were quick to respond, arresting 15-year-old Paul Horner, who attends [...]
Ferguson is on High Alert tonight as a Negro uprising is imminent

NEGRO UPRISING! Ferguson Historical Society Renovation Plan Approved by City Council

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief *UPDATE: This just in… The Grand Jury just announced there will be no decision in the officer Darren Wilson case until Monday. Residents have been advised by the police department to arm themselves [...]
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Legal Colorado Dope Leads to Drug / Masturbation Crime on Denver Buses

DENVER, CO-When the state of Colorado approved of their citizens blowing their minds with cigarettes and pipe bowls filled with legal drug plants, they were certainly short-sided in their vision. Hipsters appeared before the state government [...]
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Fort Lauderdale Mayor Charged With Feeding The Homeless After Bath Salts Junky Attacks

[FORT LAUDERDALE, FL] Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jack Seiler was charged, but not arrested, today after having inadvertently violated a law that he himself helped create, which prohibits residents of his city from feeding the homeless. But Mayor [...]
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New Law Would Allow Families Of Murder Victims To Execute And Torture Criminals

(Claremont, New Hampshire) – The fresh elections have brought about a slew of new law modifications. One in particular deals with how the justice system punishes violent criminals and predatory sex offenders who are currently incarcerated. Operation [...]
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BREAKING NEWS: Major Obamacare Scandal Blows Up! A Shameless President Obama Has “No Comment”

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> The shameless presidency of Barack Hussein Obama is inundated in more scandal as his flagship health care program, or, “Obamacare” was exposed to be an intentional [...]
Horner G6S Mercenary Inc. in action

U.S. Company Hiring Mercenaries To Kill ISIS; Starting Pay $500K/yr – Only Requirement Is To Kill Members Of ISIS

Phoenix, AZ — An up-and-coming militant organization, Horner G6S Mercenary Incorporated, or simply known as G6S, which has known ties to the U.S. military, says it is now aggressively hiring the general public for the specific purpose of [...]
Banksy vandalism arrested and sentenced

Teen Convicted Of Serial Vandalism By Works Of Banksy Sentenced To 25 Years To Life

London, England — In her Majesty’s High Court of Justice in England today, the High Court judge, The Honorable Justice Williams, handed down a swift and harsh punishment to a 15-year-old teen for his role in repeatedly vandalizing artwork [...]
Banksy arrested, real name is Paul Horner

Graffiti Artist Banksy Arrested In London; Identity Revealed

London, England — The elusive graffiti artist, political activist, film director, painter and long time fugitive that for years has gone by the pseudonymous name of Banksy, was arrested early this morning by London’s Metropolitan Police. [...]
Obama announces marijuana auction houses

Obama To Auction Off All Marijuana Seized In Drug Raids Since Taking Office

Washington DC — At a press conference today, President Obama announced plans to auction off all of the marijuana that has been seized in drug raids since his presidency began in 2008. The auctions are to be held in states that have legalized [...]
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ISIS ‘Wasco Clown’ Dry Run Successful

<National Report>Residents of the small community of Wasco, California have recently been terrorized by a group of clowns. Major media outlets have commented on the “clown invasion” and have speculated that the random appearances [...]
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Ferguson Cop Darren Wilson Related To Vlad The Impaler

<National Report>Archaeologists believe that they found two dungeons in Turkey that at one point held notorious Romanian prince, ‘Vlad the Impaler’. Vlad, also known as Vlad III, is believed to be the inspiration for the classic [...]
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DHS Uncover ISIS Terror Plot To Spread Ebola Virus Using Infected Suicide Bombers

In the following exclusive story, National Report’s senior journalist, Jane M. Agni, details the latest plans from terrorist organization ISIS to spread the deadly Ebola virus by employing simultaneous suicide bombing attacks on well-populated [...]
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Southern Bias: Georgia Man Claims He Was Fired Due To His Southern Accent

(Vernon, California) – Department Manager, Jack Phillips, of the New Thought Textile Institute (NTTI) in southern California has recently come under fire from several labor rights groups after a former employee accused Phillips of discriminatory [...]
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Restaurant That Gave Free Food To Blacks And Charged Whites Double Busted In Welfare Scam

(Portland, Oregon) – A restaurant owner in Portland, Oregon has been arrested and charged with funding his business via the illegal use of EBT cards. Reparations Bistro, located in North Portland, gained mainstream media attention due [...]
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Casey Anthony Pregnant With Twins

<National Report>Casey Anthony, the woman famously acquitted in 2011 of murdering her daughter Caylee, is confirmed to be pregnant again. This time with twins. Previous reports on Anthony’s lifestyle in the three years since she [...]