Killing of Minority Male Leads to Increased Police Scrutiny

Demonstrations Against Recent Police Shooting Erupt in Inner City The recent police shooting of an unarmed minority male has caused uproar in the inner city and has prompted civil rights groups to demonstrate in front of the police station. [...]
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ISIS Claims Responsibility for Sinking Titanic

SINONE, Iraq – The Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL) has claimed responsibility for the catastrophic 1912 sinking of the RMS Titanic. Long believed to be a tragic accident, today’s announcement raises new questions about a possible [...]

Deleted Clinton Emails Found on Hacked Leslie Jones Site

The world has “reacted in horror” to comedian and actress, Leslie Jones’ personal website and cloud accounts being hacked. The hacker or hackers allegedly compromised Jones’ cloud account and obtained personal information [...]
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Simone Biles’ Gold Medals STOLEN From Olympic Village; Lochte Questioned

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil — In another crime-related Rio Olympics story, sources say four gold medals awarded to American gymnast Simone Biles turned up missing from the hotel room the 19-year-old phenom shares with teammate Laurie Hernandez. The [...]
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Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Blowing Up Friend’s Inbox

De Pere, WI – A Wisconsin man is resting comfortably after an explosion rocked his inbox late Saturday afternoon. The blast occurred at approximately 4:45 pm leaving the victim, Anthony Stewart, 41, physically fine but emotionally drained. [...]

You Will Not Believe What One Homeless Man Found In A Dumpster

A local homeless man made a horrific discovery last night when he found a discarded photo of a newborn infant in a Springfield, Illinois dumpster. Police are now looking for the person who callously left the photo of the newborn in the dumpster [...]
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KISS Army Veteran Tommy Thayer Accused of Stolen Valor

Terre Haute, IN – KISS Army veteran Tommy Thayer may finally face stolen valor charges after a KISS Army soldier in Terra Haute, IN, discovered an official KISS t-shirt featuring the scab guitarist’s likeness in place of original six-stringer [...]
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Cincinnati to Create “Leash Law” for Children under 12

After the unfortunate shooting death of Harambe the gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo, the internet and others with the actual ability to enact policy have begun thinking of how future crises involving children could be averted. Many Monday morning [...]

NRA Member Praises “Good Guy With A Gun” In Cincinnati

“We really dodged a bullet on Saturday, pun not intended of course,” said proud NRA member Thomas Ripley of La Grange, OH on a now deleted Facebook post. “If it wasn’t for that ‘good guy with a gun’, not [...]

Harriet Tubman Descendant Arrested in $20 Counterfeiting Ring, Report Says

NEW YORK, N.Y. — Gertie Tubman, 54, who has long claimed to be the great-great granddaughter of former slave and abolitionist Harriet Tubman, was arrested along with several others in connection with an alleged counterfeiting ring, where [...]
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Trump Butler Once Suspect in Tupac Murder

Anthony Peter Senecal, who worked as Donald Trump’s butler for 17 years before being named the in-house historian at the real estate mogul’s Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, was reportedly a “person of interest” in the 1996 murder of [...]
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Police Bust Wisconsin Sodomy and Drug Manufacturing Farm

By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen – TNReport Investigative Journalist Ridgeway, WI – A police raid of a suspected sodomy farm led to a startling discovery in Ridgeway, a small Wisconsin town in Iowa county, about [...]
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Bad News for D.C. Scandal Queen, ‘Dirty Hillary’ as Top Aide Granted Immunity

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Facing the biggest political showdown of her life in what promises to be one of the most brutal and punishing political campaigns in history, Hillary Clinton, must now square off with the ever popular, [...]

Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, 67, Shoots Beloved Panda

CRAWFORD, Tex. – Rocker/activist Ted Nugent is just one of the millions swept up in the “Find The Panda” craze, but Texas authorities say the hunting rights advocate took things a step too far. Some people who can’t find the panda [...]

Muslim College Professor Fired for Giving Students Hijabs

A Muslim Professor at Carlson Community College (CCC) in North San Jose, California has been relieved of his duties for providing hijabs to his students. A complaint was called in to police last week sparking an investigation into the Professor’s [...]
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Woman Charged with Attempted Murder after Beating Husband with ‘Festivus Pole’

Marinette, WI – A holiday tradition inspired by the 90’s hit television sitcom Seinfeld left a Marinette man in the hospital and his wife in jail facing attempted murder charges, according to the Marinette County Sheriff’s Department. Marinette [...]