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Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Blowing Up Friend’s Inbox

8 years ago | Comments Off on Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Blowing Up Friend’s Inbox
De Pere, WI – A Wisconsin man is resting comfortably after an explosion rocked his inbox late Saturday afternoon. The blast occurred at approximately 4:45 pm leaving the victim, Anthony Stewart, 41, physically fine but emotionally drained. [...]
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Wisconsin To Start “Pavement to Plate” Food Stamp Supplement Program

10 years ago | 190 comments
<National Report>Food stamp recipients in Wisconsin may soon have the option of adding an unusual protein source to their diets. Governor Scott Walker announced plans today to implement a meat supplement program that will repurpose the [...]


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