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Kim Jong-Un Named “Healthiest Leader” in North Korean History

In a move that shocked no one, the North Korean Central News Agency allegedly reported that Kim Jong-Un was recently named the “healthiest leader” in DPRK history. This reported claim by the DPRK comes on the heels of controversy [...]

North Korean Leader, Kim Jong-Un Dominates Summer Olympics

Still flush from his ‘glorious victories’ in the two man bobsled and pairs figure skating gold medals at the Winter Olympics, Great Leader and Superior Person, Kim Jong Un has announced to the world that though the Democratic People’s [...]

The Man Who Would Be Boss

By Jonathan Swift I happened to be visiting Trump Tower the other night, and was just leaving when who should enter the building but Donald Trump himself. Not one to miss a chance for a story, I immediately approached him. Here is the complete [...]

Kim Jong-Un Endorses Donald Trump

Korean Business News Daily is reporting that North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un has allegedly thrown in his support for Donald Trump in the United States 2016 Presidential election. Kim Jong-Un, taking a break from controlling the weather, has [...]

Are Kim Jong-Un’s Latest Acts of Aggression the Result of ‘Roid Rage’?

It’s that time of the year again. The kids are going back to school, the NFL season is about to begin, and North Korea has once again threatened to attack the United States. This season’s threats from the Hermit Kingdom came with [...]

North Korea To Induct Pete Rose Into Sports Hall Of Fame

In a move viewed by most international relations experts as an obvious attempt to antagonize the United States of America, it is being reported that North Korea plans to induct retired American baseball player, Pete Rose, into the nation’s [...]

“The Interview” Ignites Fierce Online Fight Between SOA’s Kurt Sutter, Seth Rogen

<National Report> The internet world has been captivated by news surrounding Sony’s new motion picture, “The Interview“, after skilled hackers allegedly attempted to stop the cinema from hitting the silver screen. As [...]

Sony Hacking Scandal Was Hoax To Promote Film, Former Exec Claims

A former Sony Entertainment executive is claiming the company’s recent hacking issues were a publicity stunt, aimed at promoting the Seth Rogen/ James Franco comedy “The Interview,” which was supposed to be released on Christmas [...]

Rodman to North Korea, Hopes to Ease Tensions

Dennis Rodman is at it again! Calling his “friend,” Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, a “Good man who was just fighting against bullies,” Rodman apparently boarded a plane late last night to North Korea, arriving this morning. But [...]
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North Korea Pays Ransom To ISIS; Kim Jong-Un Returned With Minor Injuries

<National Report>In a shocking turn of events, it appears the North Korean government has acquiesced to demands from radical Islamist terrorist group, ISIS. As we reported here on National Report last week, Kim Jong-Un was believed by [...]

North Korean Soccer Team Detained And Scheduled For Execution After Loss To South Korea

Kim Jong-un has reportedly had the entire North Korean soccer team jailed and awaiting their public execution after enduring a humiliating 1-0 loss to their South Korean rivals. After the game, North Korea’s athletes were escorted to [...]

Kim Jong Un Makes S. Korea Threat Over “ArcheAge” Video Game

North Korea’s half-crazy Dictator is at it again. On Thursday, Kim Jong Un made another of his brazen military threats, warning that his air force would “rain death” on South Korea if his most recent demands aren’t met [...]

North Korean Men Have 72 Hours To Get Haircuts Like Kim Jong-Un Or Face Death By Firing Squad

North Korean men used to be able to choose their haircuts from a list of state approved styles but sadly, those days are over. All North Korean men will now be required to get the exact same haircut as their supreme leader, Kim Jong-Un, within [...]

North Korea Announces Kim Jong-un Takes Gold In Pairs Figure Skating and Two Man Bobsled!

<National Report>The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’s (North Korea) Ministry of Information announced today that although the country had sent an Olympic delegation to the Sochi games, and did not send a team, its people [...]