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Kim Jong-Un returned to North Korea by ISIS with minor injuries

North Korea Pays Ransom To ISIS; Kim Jong-Un Returned With Minor Injuries

<National Report>In a shocking turn of events, it appears the North Korean government has acquiesced to demands from radical Islamist terrorist group, ISIS. As we reported here on National Report last week, Kim Jong-Un was believed by [...]
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North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Abducted By ISIS

<National Report>An unnamed source has come forward with details alleging that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been abducted by Islamic jihadist group, ISIS. The source continues by saying that the reports out of South Korea that Kim [...]
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North Korean Soccer Team Detained And Scheduled For Execution After Loss To South Korea

Kim Jong-un has reportedly had the entire North Korean soccer team jailed and awaiting their public execution after enduring a humiliating 1-0 loss to their South Korean rivals. After the game, North Korea’s athletes were escorted to a [...]
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Kim Jong Un Makes S. Korea Threat Over “ArcheAge” Video Game

North Korea’s half-crazy Dictator is at it again. On Thursday, Kim Jong Un made another of his brazen military threats, warning that his air force would “rain death” on South Korea if his most recent demands aren’t met [...]
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Kim Jong-Un Forcibly Shortening North Korean Penises

Supreme Leader Cracking Down on those more “Extensively Endowed.” PYONGYANG North Korea – Kim Jong-Un, the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, has reportedly issued a bizarre edict effecting over [...]
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Dennis Rodman Leaves US To Talk With Leaders Of ISIS

Los Angeles, CA — With only a handful of reporters present at the Los Angeles International Airport, Dennis Rodman announced his intentions to leave the United States to speak with leaders of the Islamic State, also known as ISIS. “I [...]
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Kim Jong-un Does The Ice Bucket Challenge

Pyongyang, DPRK News Wire — The supreme leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un, has completed the charity game the American people call the Ice Bucket Challenge. Jong-un told Pyongyang reporters how the amazing [...]
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North Korea Proudly Declares World Cup 2014 Victory

On Sunday (not long after this article is published), the world’s most popular sporting event will be kicking off, as the World Cup wraps up with its final match between Germany and Argentina… well, unless you live in North Korea, [...]
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North Korea Prepares for War After Seth Rogan Announces Sequel to “The Interview”

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Fridays surprise announcement by Seth Rogan, confirms he and James Franco, have inked another movie deal with Point Grey Pictures for a sequel to their highly controversial new movie “The Interview,” [...]
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North Korea Bought 37 Drones…from RadioShack

<National Report>This week, North Korea’s state-run news agencies have been proudly stating that Kim Jong Un’s military has entered the 21st century with 37 “aerial combat drones,” which the small communist nation [...]
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North and South Korea Exchange Artillery Shells At Sea

<National Report>Reports continue to arrive indicating that North and South Korea are presently engaged in an escalating war at sea.  Early Monday, The Korean Peoples Army (KPA) began lobbing artillery shells into waters just off of the [...]
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North Korean Leader Issues Bizarre New Orders Including Banning Music by “Lil Kim”!

<National Report>Following on the heels of the bizarre announcement by the Kim Jong-un regime that all North Korean men are now required to have the same hair style as their Great Leader, it was announced today, that all North Korean men [...]
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North Korean Men Have 72 Hours To Get Haircuts Like Kim Jong-Un Or Face Death By Firing Squad

North Korean men used to be able to choose their haircuts from a list of state approved styles but sadly, those days are over. All North Korean men will now be required to get the exact same haircut as their supreme leader, Kim Jong-Un, within [...]
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North Korea Announces Kim Jong-un Takes Gold In Pairs Figure Skating and Two Man Bobsled!

<National Report>The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’s (North Korea) Ministry of Information announced today that although the country had sent an Olympic delegation to the Sochi games, and did not send a team, its people [...]
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Dogs Fed Dennis Rodman In Critical Condition After Poisoning

Pyongyang, North Korea — Fifty-four North Korean dogs were hospitalized in critical condition today after becoming violently ill. The hounds were found with unknown toxins in their blood that doctors say are a direct result from eating Dennis [...]
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China’s Largest Jellyfish Aquarium Empty After Visitors Eat Exhibits

(National Report) In the city of Fushun in north-east China joyous celebration has turned to guilt after visitors to the largest jellyfish aquarium in the world devour over 700 metric tons of jellyfish. Asians and Aquariums have always been [...]