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Young Bristol Palin can't seem to keep her legs closed long enough to keep from falling off her high horse (Photo by Todd Williamson/Invision/AP, FIle)

Bristol Palin’s New Job: Promoting Pre-Marital Sex

WASILLA, AK – Bristol Palin, the embattled daughter of former governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, has come under a barrage of criticism after her announcement last week that she is pregnant with her second child conceived [...]
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Donald Trump Named Goodwill Ambassador to Mexico

NEW YORK CITY – Real estate mogul Donald Trump has secured a post as the United Nations Goodwill Ambassador to Mexico, on the heels of calling Mexican citizens drug dealers and rapists during his presidential candidacy announcement. The [...]
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Obama Will Revoke Tax Exempt Status Of Churches Who Refuse To Wed Gays

<Washington, DC> Churches who refuse to wed homosexual couples could lose their tax exempt status if President Barack Obama has his way. During a recent press conference, Obama expressed to reporters his hope to reduce–if not eliminate–places [...]
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Chris Christie Hospitalized After Ten Minutes of Running For President

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was rushed to an emergency room on Tuesday after collapsing while shaking hands with supporters, a mere ten minutes after announcing his 2016 presidential bid. Doctors say he’s in stable condition, but [...]
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Al Sharpton Wants Stonewall Inn Renamed To Erase “Confederacy Remnants”

GREENWICH VILLAGE – Stonewall Inn, site of the 1969 riots that gave birth to the modern-day gay rights movement, has reportedly come under fire by activist, preacher, and television host Al Sharpton. Sharpton feels the name “Stonewall” [...]
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President Obama to Declare 6/26/16 National Equality Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Obama called the Supreme Court decision requiring states to recognize same-sex marriage “a victory for America.” Now the Commander in Chief is set to honor those who fought for marriage equality by issuing [...]
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Marcus Bachmann Cries ‘Call Me Caitlyn’ After SCOTUS Ruling

WASHINGTON, DC – Last Friday’s Supreme Court ruling affirming same-sex marriage as Constitutional brought much to the surface for many. On one end of the spectrum, protests and condemnation; on the other, feelings of joy and acceptance, [...]
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Kanye West Calls Brown v. Board Of Education ‘Best Supreme Court Decision Of All Time’

Many celebrities have shown their support of the recent Supreme Court decision in the case of Obergefell v. Hodges that ruled in favor of same-sex marriage. However, rapper Kanye West reportedly had a strange reaction when asked for his thoughts [...]
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WI Gov. Scott Walker Challenges Supreme Court Justices to Fist Fight

Madison, WI – In a historic victory for the gay rights movement, the United States Supreme Court ruled by a 5-4 vote on Friday that the constitution guarantees the right to same-sex marriage. This SCOTUS decision comes on the heels of another [...]
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Ted Cruz Sings “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” To No Reaction In Iowa

In an apparent attempt to upstage President Barack Obama’s rousing rendition of “Amazing Grace” during his eulogy of the victims of the Charleston shooting, Senator Ted Cruz reportedly “randomly broke into song” [...]
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Marcus Bachmann Files For Divorce, Fresh on Heels of SCOTUS Ruling

STILLWATER, Minn. – Fresh on the heels of today’s decision by the Supreme Court that the right to same-sex marriage is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, comes news from Minnesota that Marcus Bachmann, husband of former Congresswoman [...]
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Sarah Palin Calls For Impeachment of Supreme Court Justices

WASILLA, Alaska – Moments after the Supreme Court ruled that the U.S. Constitution guarantees the right to same sex marriage, former Fox News commentator Sarah Palin called for the “full and unconditional impeachment of the Supreme Court [...]
Young Bristol Palin can't seem to keep her legs closed long enough to keep from falling off her high horse (Photo by Todd Williamson/Invision/AP, FIle)

Sarah Palin Celebrates News of Bastard Grandchild #2

WASILLA, Alaska – In a somewhat rambling statement, Former Alaska Gov. and Fox News political commentator Sarah Palin responded to criticism aimed at her pregnant daughter Bristol, launching into full “mama grizzly” mode over comments [...]
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Nikki Haley Calls For Removal of Confederate Fag From Capitol Grounds

CHARLESTON, S.C. – South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley called for the removal of the Confederate fag from the grounds of the State House during a press conference on Monday, while surrounded by a group of state politicians including South Carolina [...]
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Embattled Brian Williams Seeks Redemption with MSNBC

NEW YORK CITY, NY – Brian Williams, the disgraced former anchor of “NBC Nightly News”, will return to MSNBC, the network announced Thursday. “We are pleased to announce Brian will stay in the NBC family as he works to restore his reputation. [...]
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Tea Party Members Fit Profile of Domestic Terrorists, Obama Claims

A short time ago, while addressing a small crowd of reporters outside the White House on the events unfolding in Charleston, President Barack Obama, told reporters and attendees that today’s Tea Party members in the United States very [...]