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Kevin Hart to Replace Jussie Smollett in ‘Empire’ Hollywood Sources Say

Comedian, actor and producer Kevin Hart, recently the subject of social media backlash after old remarks and messages expressing anti-LGBT sentiment resurfaced, will reportedly replace indicted “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett, industry [...]

Virginia Officials Embrace Blackface History Month

<Richmond, VA>Government officials in the Commonwealth of Virginia have fully embraced Blackface History Month. While Virginia has long struggled with racism, momentum in support of the blackface community really picked up this week [...]

Trump Paints Himself Into A Corner in Oval Office

Image Source: Flikr Donald J. Trump, fresh from a second contentious Oval Office meeting with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, wasted no time blaming both Democrats for the breakdown in negotiations designed [...]

Trump White House Prepares Pardons for Two Jive-Ass Turkeys

<Washington, DC>In keeping with longstanding tradition, the White House is said to be preparing pardons for two jive-ass turkeys, according to high ranking officials with no knowledge of the decision.  The turkeys, “Eric” [...]

Christopher Plummer to Play Role of Roy Moore in Alabama Senate Race

(Montgomery, AL) – With just weeks before the Alabama Senate special election between Republican Roy Moore and his Democratic challenger Doug Jones, news broke this afternoon suggesting sexual indiscretions dating back decades between [...]

Study Shows Majority Of Americans Believe Trump’s Twitter Intrinsically Linked To His Presidency

Donald Trump is infamous for his aggressive tweeting habits, which is why internet users were left utterly befuddled Thursday when @realdonaldtrump linked to a broken page on Twitter’s website. It has been reported that a disgruntled Twitter [...]


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