08012015Headline:
(AP Photo/Cliff Owen, File)

Sarah Palin’s EKG, Doctor: ‘Doesn’t Look Good’

ANCHORAGE, Alaksa – Former Alaska Gov., Fox News commentator, reality show host, best-selling author and Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin was rushed to a private, adult rehabilitation center in advance of her anticipated, [...]
(PRNewsFoto)

Republican Lawmakers Want Food Stamp Recipients Tested for Shellfish

Republican legislatures in states as widespread as Ohio, Kansas, Florida, Wisconsin and Texas, are proposing several new laws which they say will not only expose ‘food cheating’ but at the same time protect the integrity of voting, [...]
Cecil

In Response to Lion Killing, NRA Advocates Arming Animals

The NRA, in response to the tragic killing of the much beloved, ‘Cecil’ the lion, has called for arming all animals in game reserves, especially those most sought after by big game, ‘trophy’ hunters. (adsbygoogle [...]
(AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)

CPS Removes Child From Utah Home After His Father Was Found To Use Marijuana Before Bed

Utah Child Protective Services is receiving a large amount of criticism across social media platforms after the decision was made to temporarily remove a five-year old boy named Lucas Carlson from his Utah home. According to sources, Child [...]
(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Bobby Jindal: Now is Not the Time to Prevent Mass Shootings

Lafayette, LA –   Appearing on KROF AM TalkRadio90 Wednesday morning, Louisiana Governor and presidential hopeful Bobby Jindal said any conversation about preventing mass shootings is not appropriate while family members are still mourning [...]
(AP Photo/Danny Johnston)

Huckabee Explains Israel ‘Ovens’ Remark: I Was Drunk, Says Source

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee was reportedly “drunk as a skunk” last week, while making remarks comparing the Iran nuclear deal to the Holocaust, the result of an accidental mixture of allergy medication and apple cider [...]
(AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

White House Launches #GayLivesMatter Hashtag Following Obama’s Trip to Africa

Washington, D.C.  –  Former President George W. Bush’s legacy on Africa has been praised worldwide and is one of his greatest accomplishments as leader of the free world. With more than $5 billion a year in humanitarian aid, Bush has [...]
(AP Photo/Eric Gay)

Texas Governor Requests Emergency Federal Funding to ‘Observe’ Jade Helm 15

<Austin, TX>In a top secret memo to the White House, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has requested emergency federal assistance be given to Texas’ effort to ‘observe’ and report on U.S. Military movements throughout the [...]
(AP Photo/Jim Cole)

Carly Fiorina Outsources Presidential Campaign To India

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina announced on Monday that she’s running for President in 2016, but within a few short hours, her bid proved itself to be off to a shaky start, after several campaign staffers revealed Fiorina’s [...]
(AP Photo/John Locher)

Obama to Pardon Hillary Clinton for Benghazi, Emailgate, Sources Say

WASHINGTON – In what some say is the most far-reaching exercise of presidential power and authority in history, sources reveal that Barack Obama has arranged to grant an executive pardon to former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton [...]
Alleged Muslim and Serial Gun Grabber Hillary "Killary" Clinton (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

New Report Suggests Hillary is Kenyan Muslim Who Will Take Your Guns

Washington D.C.- As the 2016 election approaches, more and more evidence surfaces against front runner Hillary Clinton showing she is unfit to lead the world’s most powerful nation. Anonymous sources close to the Clinton family have given [...]
(AP Photo/Danny Johnston, File)

Alabama DOT Bans Homosexuals from Highway Rest Stops

Montgomery, AL — Alabama Governor Robert J. Bentley has ordered the state’s National Guard leadership to stop the gay sex epidemic that has plagued Alabama’s highway rest stops in recent years. Citing Alabama’s ‘Religious Freedom’ [...]
(Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)

Sources Report Trump “Strongly Considering” Choosing Hulk Hogan As Running Mate

The media is abuzz with news that an eight year old audio recording has recently surfaced that features several racist remarks made by semi-retired pro wrestler Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea. Hulk Hogan made his name in the 1980s as [...]
Ammosexuals in Florida and Texas Protesting Legislative Action that may result in blacks having the right to open-carry.  (AP Photo/Eric Gay, File)

Florida and Texas Considering Legislation to Extend Open Carry to African Americans

In what is being hailed by some as civil rights legislation, lone Democratic lawmakers in Florida and Texas are considering extending ‘Open Carry’ laws to blacks. Democratic legislators in both Florida and Texas are said to be considering [...]
(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

Study Finds Fox News Demographic “More Dangerous Than ISIS”

WYOMING – Results of a Wyoming Institute of Technology double-blind study and survey reveal surprising correlations between followers of ISIS (The Islamic State) and the Fox News general demographic. “In many instances,” says a WIT [...]
(AP Photo/Lynne Sladky)

FBI Requires Licensed Tattoo Shops To Share All Customer Contact Information

MSNBC correspondent Jason Crane sat down with government official Alan Shaffer to discuss the recent rumors that have been in circulation regarding the FBI requiring tattoo shops to provide the FBI with their customer’s contact information [...]