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Josh Duggar’s Candid Camera; Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Huckabee, Santorum Aren’t Smiling Now

WASHINGTON – An awkward situation has arisen for the GOP after photographs picturing Josh Duggar with party heavyweights Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker went [...]

Ann Coulter: No One Needs To See Michelle Obama Sweat

THE WHITE HOUSE – On Tuesday, Michelle Obama posted a YouTube video clip of her exercise routine, promoting her “Let’s Move” and “#gimmeFive” campaign, encouraging fitness. Health enthusiasts and fans of the [...]
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9% of All Republican Senators Running for President

WASHINGTON D.C. – If you are a Republican Senator, then there is nearly a one in ten chance that you are running for President right now. In a penultimate election year, the 2016 Presidential Bid is turning out to be the kookiest mismatched [...]
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FBI Admits To Placing All Registered Motorcycle Owners On Classified Gang List After Waco Shootout

In the aftermath of the biker gang shootout at the Waco Texas, Twin Peaks last Sunday, citizens are looking to authorities for not only answers, but solutions. 170 bikers have been arrested and charged, however citizens want to know what will [...]
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GOP Leader to Republicans: “Donate Heavily to Bernie Sanders!”

In a normal election, donors give to their favorite candidates either to curry favor later on, or to provide the resources necessary for the preferred candidate to run an effective campaign. It is a rare occurrence when donors give to their [...]
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Chicago On Riot Alert After Obama Library Location Announced

CHICAGO, Ill. – Chicago law enforcement is now on “elevated alert” status, prepared for possible violence, rioting and looting in anticipation of today’s official announcement that the city will house Barack Obama’s [...]
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Ron Paul Warning to America: Obama is Black

iNTERWEBS – Across hundreds of news and social media sites, former presidential hopeful Ron Paul has delivered a dire warning that the U.S. is heading toward a massive crisis because our president is black. “I was in Congress for 22 [...]
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Chris Christie: I’d Choose Sarah Palin For My VP

DOVER, N.H. – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was once a rising star in the Republican party, but now finds himself mired in 1) the morass known as “Bridgegate,” and 2) new reports that he spent over $82,000 of taxpayer money [...]
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Republicans More Dangerous Than ISIS, According to NSA Super-Computer

In 2013, the NSA started building a $3.6 billion super computer with the goal of predicting the moves of terrorist groups before those groups themselves knew what they were going to do. And after eight hours of operation, that super computer [...]

Muslim Bakery Refuses To Make American Flag Cake For Returning War Veteran

Baahir’s Bakery, a Muslim bakery located in South Bend Indiana is the midst of a media firestorm after they refused to make an American flag sheet cake for a returning Iraq war veteran’s welcome home party. The family of Joshua Lancaster, [...]
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Obama to Pardon Hillary Clinton for Benghazi, Emailgate, Sources Say

WASHINGTON – In what some say is the most far-reaching exercise of presidential power and authority in history, sources reveal that Barack Obama has arranged to grant an executive pardon to former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton [...]
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Carly Fiorina: I Won’t “Duplicate” My HP Mistakes

CHARLESTON, S.C. – Carly Fiorina, recent entrant into the Republican contest for the 2016 presidential election, has decided to make lemonade from the liberal lemons recently fired at her after a recent “gotcha journalism” ambush by [...]
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Ted Cruz: Vets Should Sell Cookies For Funding, Like Girl Scouts

During a campaign stop in Iowa on Wednesday, Texas Senator and 2016 GOP Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz made a suggestion that some military veterans may find controversial, if not outright offensive: he believes that the office of Veterans Affairs [...]
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Bernice Anders: ‘Sarah Palin Made My Life Hell On Earth’

The quiet routine for retiree Bernice Anders, who shares her name – at least phonetically – with Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, came to an abrupt end last weekend, after former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, 66, repeatedly referred to Sanders as [...]
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Carly Fiorina Outsources Presidential Campaign To India

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina announced on Monday that she’s running for President in 2016, but within a few short hours, her bid proved itself to be off to a shaky start, after several campaign staffers revealed Fiorina’s [...]
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Ku Klux Klan Endorse Dr. Ben Carson for President

Pulaski, Tennessee-The Klu Klux Klan, (KKK) announced today their endorsement of Dr. Ben Carson for President of the United States. This marks the first time in history that the infamous hate group has endorsed an African American for our nation’s [...]