Walter Palmer To Display Taxidermied Head Of Cecil The Lion In Minn Dentistry Practice

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); It appears that the spirit of Cecil the Lion will indeed live on… As a taxidermy piece in Walter Palmer’s office. The beloved lion’s severed head was meticulously stuffed [...]

How Can I Find A Feminist Boyfriend? – Go Ask Jane

Dear Jane, let me first say that I greatly admire your work, and hope to one day be a prominent feminist icon, such as yourself. I’m in my early 20’s and attending my second year of Women’s Studies at Cambridge College in [...]

Study Claims Only Way To Be Less Racist Is To Accuse Others Of Racism

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A study out of Denver’s Diversity Symposium has found the only way for people to extinguish racism in their own souls is to become experts at identifying racism in others. Dr. Wilder, [...]

Husband Gets Colostomy Bag Tattoo After Wife’s Accident

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); In a truly heart-warming display of solidarity, a husband surprises his wife with a colostomy bag tattoo after a tragic skiing accident rendered her unable to pass solid waste. Dan Barrows, [...]

Leaked Script Pages From Upcoming ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ Film

(Hollywood, CA) – As promised, here are the three leaked script pages for the widely anticipated blockbuster, ‘Batman Vs Superman: Dawn Of Justice’. More details on how we obtained the draft can be found in my introduction [...]

Racially Motivated Shark Attacks Leave North Carolina Shaken

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); <Oak Island, NC> – A rash of shark attacks perpetrated on white children has rattled North Carolina in recent weeks. The hate crimes occurred in Oak Island, North Carolina, [...]

Obama Will Revoke Tax Exempt Status Of Churches Who Refuse To Wed Gays

<Washington, DC> Churches who refuse to wed homosexual couples could lose their tax exempt status if President Barack Obama has his way. During a recent press conference, Obama expressed to reporters his hope to reduce–if not eliminate–places [...]

Dear Jane: Is It Wrong To Dress My Children In ‘Gothic’ Attire?

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Dear Jane, I’m a 33-year-old mother of two beautiful boys, Damien, who is 7-years-old, and 11-year-old Azriel. I’ve been a part of the gothic subculture since high school. [...]

Yulin Dog Meat Festival: Chinese Chefs Wow Critics With Scrumptious New Dishes

(Yulin, China) – The National Report has sent me on location to the Annual Yulin Dog Meat Festival in China’s Guangxi province, and let me just say it’s an honor to take part in such a rich cultural event. I arrived to take [...]

America’s Bigotry Towards Transracialism And Why It Needs To End

Today we explore a scarcely recognized group of individuals who have faced greater persecution than gays, transsexuals, and African Americans combined. They are victims of a world that refuses to reconize their preferred self image. However, [...]

California Grooming Salon Offers Anal Bleaching For Dogs

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Cheryl Ford, owner and operator of the opulent Orange County grooming salon Tres’ Paws Pet Spa has recently come under fire for practicing what some see as unnecessary and cruel [...]

Pope Francis To Followers: “Koran And Holy Bible Are The Same”

On Monday the Bishop Of Rome addressed Catholic followers regarding the dire importance of exhibiting religious tolerance. During his hour-long speech, a smiling Pope Francis was quoted telling the Vatican’s guests that the Koran, and [...]

10 Famous Suicide Notes Written In Comic Sans

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Life is an illogical pilgrimage we are all forced to trek. Our fragile human bodies clumsily stumble towards an inevitable end. Death, and with it, the Great Unknown, can touch any of [...]

New Study Reveals Obesity’s Correlation To Low IQ In Sufferers

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); (National Report) – A recent study by the Herringsberg University sheds light on what is sure to be some of the most unpopular and alarming scientific statistics to-date. The differences [...]