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Politifact Ranks Trump’s Penis Size Comment as “Pants-on-Fire”

9 years ago | 1 comment
Donald Trump’s promise to the American people that “I guarantee you, there’s no problem” when it comes to his penis size, has been rated “Pants on Fire” according to Politifact, the Pulitzer prize winning fact checking organization. The [...]

Millions Mourn As Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 71, Found Alive

10 years ago | 164 comments
Millions of Americans are in mourning after news broke this afternoon that rocker/activist Ted Nugent was still alive. Word broke early, spread quickly, and sent shock waves throughout the rock and roll community and the Republican Party, where [...]


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