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Jared Kushner’s Dick Sued by Pencil Company Over Brand Confusion

4 years ago | 3 comments
WASHINGTON, DC— Jared C. Kushner, husband of first daughter and East Asian entrepreneuse Ivanka Trump, was named as Defendant in a lawsuit brought by Gotwood Pencil Company, alleging brand confusion between Defendant’s dick and Plaintiff’s [...]


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