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Trump Shoots World Record 39 Under Par, 12 Holes-in-One, During Golf Outing

President Donald Trump hit the links over the weekend and reportedly broke two long standing world records and accomplished golf’s greatest feat.  Trump reportedly finished the round of 18 with a whopping 39 under par breaking the previous [...]

Trump Administration to Launch “Black Beans Matter” Campaign

  <Washington, DC>The Trump Administration has launched a “Black Beans Matter” (“Frijoles Negros Importan”) campaign in support of a Goya Foods whose top executive was criticized last week for supporting President [...]


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