The new flag of The Phishbury Township should Glenn Falls City Council Bill 420-24/7 pass

Mayor to Rename Town After Jamband The Phish

…another edition of Cassidy’s Culture Combat Column Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen Field Beat Reporter The National Report The City of Glenn Falls has gained the attention of national media after their eccentric mayor has [...]

NSA Spying on Sex? “Operation Innuendo” Revealed

<National Report>It’s one thing to spy on the phone records and emails of American citizens.  It’s another thing entirely to pre-hack USB devices and spy on Americans that way.  But what do you call it when the government [...]
California Sex Offender Registry for Oceanside, CA.

Dangerous Teen Drinking Game Puts High School Kids at Serious Risk

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> A new popular high school drinking game known as ‘Perving’ began as a consequence for teens who lose the drinking game. The game is played similar to the drinking [...]

Austin Prepares For SXSW SodomyFest

// // // ]]> Austin Texas – Residents of Austin are once again preparing their selves for the sinful festival that is South By South West, also known as SXSW. Every year hundreds of thousands of hippies, hipsters, liberals, art lovers, [...]

Sochi Update: Lisping Olympians Decry Beatings

  <National Report Brussels Bureau>  Leaks of several reports are surfacing in socialist Europe of Olympic athletes receiving moderate to severe beatings, and possible charges of alleged gang rape, all at the hands of Russian leader [...]
Save that face for prison.

The Xenu Report: Lostprophets Ian Watkins Worst Emosexual Ever, Admitted Molester

For years I have been telling the world about the dangers of Emosexuality in America. I have reported on some of the worst emo ring leaders in the world, but now I have learned of one even worse than the rest. Yes, even worse than Andy Beersack [...]
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Glorious Tips for Better Sleep

(National Report) 4 out of 5 Doctors surveyed say sleep is needed for both physical and mental health, as well as cosmetic reasons. As a general observation, many people aren’t getting the rest they need. Cranky and unable to nap during [...]
A color coded calendar of commonly shared birthdays has many light colored days, indicating an abortion was performed about 8 months earlier. (Full size image shown at end of article.)

Popular Planned Parenthood Abortion Days Revealed in New Calendar

(National Report) – A very informative calendar of common birthdays was recently released across the internet by Matt Stiles that reveals some startling facts and raises some uncomfortable questions about ‘choice’ propaganda. There are [...]
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Forehead Touching, an Appropriate Kissing Substitute for Sustained Teen Purity and Cancer Prevention

(National Report) – Displays of unruly affection are an embarrassment for everyone. When captured on film, in wedding pictures or posted to the internet, images of couples ‘sucking face’ promote private promiscuity, sexual self-harm and [...]
Non-creation science has turned this 30 year old couple into a perversion of creation, also wrinkled.

Super Gonorrhea – Proof of Creation Science, Affirmative Action Failures

(The National Report) – The CDC has issued several warnings regarding the threat of antibiotic resistant strains of sexually transmitted disease, hardy parasitic infestations and MRSA. While these traditionally are issues for the young, older [...]

The Covington Report: Single Dads… Your Little Girl’s 1st Period & You

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> The National Report recognizes and supports single fathers who take responsibility for their children. Therefore we are running this short series for single dad’s who are [...]

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