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Hugh Hefner Sells Playboy Mansion, Opens Playboy Assisted Living Facility

HOLMBY HILLS, Calif. — The Playboy Mansion, home to publisher and businessman Hugh Hefner, was sold for $200 million, and will soon be converted into an assisted living facility and rest home for aging and retired playboys, swingers, ladies’ [...]
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Starbucks Replacing Christmas with Hippie Drum Circles

SEATTLE, WA – Normal Americans all know the story. When Joseph and Mary, carrying the yet-unborn savior of the world, Jesus, reached Bethlehem on their ass burden, they were turned away when they knocked at the door to the Inn. It now [...]

Umphrey’s McGee: Enemies of God

When our Lord and Savior was tempted on top of Mt. Siani, Satan offered Jesus Christ everything visible to the horizon and beyond in return for bowed worshiping at his cloven hoofs. Any good Christian should know that Jesus rebuked the devil [...]
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Crayola Named Fifty Shades of Grey Official Sponsor

Crayola®, best known for its world-famous line of children’s crayons, has entered into a sponsorship agreement with producers of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, based on the 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James, according to [...]
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Bill Cosby: I’m Being Raped By The Right-Wing Media

HOLLYWOOD, CA – The news just got worse for comedian and once beloved TV dad Bill Cosby amid mounting allegations of sexual assault. First came word that Netflix postponed a Nov. 27 premiere of Cosby’s new standup routine, then [...]
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The National Report Investigates: Minecraft – Part 2: NOT FOR CHILDREN!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Sunday Edition 08/10/2014 The first part of my three part investigative report was to confirm or discredit rumors that the extremely popular children’s video game Minecraft, contains graphic sexual [...]
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19 Kids And Counting Canceled After New Molestation Accusations From non-Family Member

TONTITOWN, Ark. – 19 Kids and Counting, the reality-based series revolving around the Duggar family, has finally been canceled by TLC in the aftermath of the sexual molestation scandal surrounding Josh Duggar. From TLC’s official [...]

“The Phish are Tearing My Family Apart”

Another Edition of “Dear Cassidy” My dear friends in Christ, today’s edition of “Dear Cassidy” deals with a tragedy that has befallen too many families…the pain of losing a child to the world of hippiedom when [...]
The new flag of "The Phishbury Township" should Glenn Falls City Council Bill 420-24/7 pass

Mayor to Rename Town After Jamband The Phish

…another edition of Cassidy’s Culture Combat Column Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen Field Beat Reporter The National Report The City of Glenn Falls has gained the attention of national media after their eccentric mayor has [...]