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RFID Chip Implemented In All Public Schools By 2015 – Effort To Curb Gun Violence

Due to the recent boom in school shootings many educational facilities across the nation have required that parents have their children implanted with RFID chips before being allowed to attend class. “Implantation of these devices will [...]
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Study Finds 1 in 3 Americans Have Been Implanted With RFID Chips: Most Unaware

<National Report> Scientists at the Wyoming Institute of Technology (WIT) have determined that a shocking 1 in 3 Americans has been implanted with an RFID microchip.  In an article published this week, they detail a study of nearly 3000 [...]
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Pope Francis Goes Public With Support Of RFID Chip Implantation

<National Report>In a controversial move by the Catholic church, Pope Francis has come out in vocal support of RFID Chip technologies and the extraordinary potential they hold for mankind. The outrage stems from a belief held by many Evangelicals, [...]
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Phish Fan Claims FEMA RFID Chip Illegally Implanted

By Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, TNReport Investigative Reporter <Columbus, OH> A Radio-frequency identification (RFID) chip has been removed from the head of a Phish concert goer after he claims it was implanted against [...]
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Chippie The RFID Insists “I’m Not The Mark Of The Beast” In Recent Press Conference

(USA) – Due to recent controversy over Chippie The RFID’s nationwide educational seminar school tour, Chippie and his legal representatives held a press conference to clear the air in regards to a number of distasteful allegations [...]
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Move Over Elmo – Chippie Seminars Leave Children Eager To Receive New RFID Implant

(Big Horn, WY) – Inside a dimly lit gymnasium hundreds of parents, students and teachers are all seated and looking toward the stage in hushed anticipation. Thick velvety drapes obscure the magic that is about to take place. The magic [...]
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RFID Mascot Begins Nationwide Tour To Help Alleviate Children’s Fears Of Implantation

(USA) – In an effort to separate myth from truth regarding the federally mandated Obamacare RFID chip implantation program, a public awareness campaign has been launched to tour in a number of public schools across our nation. The operation [...]
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Multiple Wyoming School Districts Implant RFID Chip Technology In Students Without Parental Consent

(Hanna, WY) – It had been three long months since I last visited the quiet mining town of Hanna, Wyoming while on task to cover the groundbreaking test launch of the Obamacare RFID chip. I finally decided it was time to catch up with [...]
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Weapon RFID System Bill – Mandatory Tracking Of Kentucky’s Gun Owners

(Winchester, KY) – In a controversial move today, Kentucky law makers slipped a bill through the senate making the installation of a tracking device or “Weapon RFID System” in firearms mandatory by state law. The program’s [...]
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Rawlins Wy – Lunatic Masquerading As Doctor Continues Reign Of Terror

(Rawlins, WY) – It has been difficult to cope with the backlash I’ve received from my previous stories regarding the Hanna, Wyoming RFID Chip. For several days now, my work email (janemagnijournalist-at-gmail-com)  has been flooded [...]
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RFID Chip Now Being Issued In Hanna, Wyoming As Part Of New “Obamacare” Plan

(Hanna, WY) – The “Obamacare” RFID chips are currently being given a test run on the proud and patriotic citizens of Hanna, Wyoming. Over the last two weeks a special piece of legislation has been passed making it mandatory [...]