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Rob "Wild Man" Monday had a FEMA RFID chip removed from his skull this morning

Phish Fan Claims FEMA RFID Chip Illegally Implanted

By Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, TNReport Investigative Reporter <Columbus, OH> A Radio-frequency identification (RFID) chip has been removed from the head of a Phish concert goer after he claims it was implanted against [...]
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New Subdermal GPS Implants For Tracking Spouses

// // // ]]>Two MIT graduates have just launched a program that will revolutionize the way you track your significant other. Chuck Sullivan and William Hunting, both of Troy Michigan met at MIT where they were both grad students in engineering. [...]
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Chippie The RFID Insists “I’m Not The Mark Of The Beast” In Recent Press Conference

(USA) – Due to recent controversy over Chippie The RFID’s nationwide educational seminar school tour, Chippie and his legal representatives held a press conference to clear the air in regards to a number of distasteful allegations [...]
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Move Over Elmo – Chippie Seminars Leave Children Eager To Receive New RFID Implant

(Big Horn, WY) – Inside a dimly lit gymnasium hundreds of parents, students and teachers are all seated and looking toward the stage in hushed anticipation. Thick velvety drapes obscure the magic that is about to take place. The magic [...]
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RFID Mascot Begins Nationwide Tour To Help Alleviate Children’s Fears Of Implantation

(USA) – In an effort to separate myth from truth regarding the federally mandated Obamacare RFID chip implantation program, a public awareness campaign has been launched to tour in a number of public schools across our nation. The operation [...]
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Multiple Wyoming School Districts Implant RFID Chip Technology In Students Without Parental Consent

(Hanna, WY) – It had been three long months since I last visited the quiet mining town of Hanna, Wyoming while on task to cover the groundbreaking test launch of the Obamacare RFID chip. I finally decided it was time to catch up with [...]
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Weapon RFID System Bill – Mandatory Tracking Of Kentucky’s Gun Owners

(Winchester, KY) – In a controversial move today, Kentucky law makers slipped a bill through the senate making the installation of a tracking device or “Weapon RFID System” in firearms mandatory by state law. The program’s [...]
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Rawlins Wy – Lunatic Masquerading As Doctor Continues Reign Of Terror

(Rawlins, WY) – It has been difficult to cope with the backlash I’ve received from my previous stories regarding the Hanna, Wyoming RFID Chip. For several days now, my work email (janemagnijournalist-at-gmail-com)  has been flooded [...]
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RFID Chip Now Being Issued In Hanna, Wyoming As Part Of New “Obamacare” Plan

(Hanna, WY) – The “Obamacare” RFID chips are currently being given a test run on the proud and patriotic citizens of Hanna, Wyoming. Over the last two weeks a special piece of legislation has been passed making it mandatory [...]


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