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Skillrex Kicks Off Tour at Coachella 2014 – No Word on Missing Children…

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief In 10 days Sonny John Moore, of Los Angeles, who uses the stage name Skillrex will kick off his 35 stop tour which begins on April 11th at Coachella 2014. And this months issue of Rolling Stone features [...]
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Prison Escape Used Scenes From The Shawshank Redemption

Lompoc, CA — A prison escape in California yesterday had all the makings of a real movie; maybe because it was actually based on one. Authorities believe 35-year-old Paul Horner used scenes directly from The Shawshank Redemption to escape [...]
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Fukushima 2014: What We Can Expect in the Coming Year

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Nearly three years after Japan’s worst nuclear disaster occurred how much closer are we to containing the problem at Fukushima? We’re no closer today than we were [...]
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Fukushima Disaster Spawns Yet Another Hideous Beast – Two Headed Whale Washes Ashore In Mexico

(Baja California Sur, Mexico) – Hundreds of curious locals flocked to the beach this weekend in Mexico’s Scammons Lagoon to marvel at the latest casualty of the Fukushima disaster, a two-headed grey whale calf. The horrifically mutated [...]
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Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag Not for Children – Parents Read This Review Before You Buy!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> At first it seemed unlikely that Canadians could make things worse for their national image and pride. Known worldwide as a simple and humble people Canadians make good neighbors [...]
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Zimmerman Spotted Again – This Time Fleeing to Mexico

<NationalReport>America’s newest superhero George Zimmerman, the former Florida neighborhood watch leader cleared of charges in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, can’t seem to stay away from actual law enforcement officials [...]
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French Wetbacks Entering U.S. From Mexico Warns Texas Senator

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> This morning during an interview on local radio station KSEV Texas Senator John Cornyn (R) sounded the alarm warning South Texas residents to grab their guns as a new threat to [...]
Aziz Ansari Named by National Report as Funniest Mexican Comic for 2013

Aziz Ansari Named Funniest Mexican Comedian for 2013 by the National Report

 By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> Anzi Ansari, 30, has been named the funniest Mexican break-out comedian of the year by the National Report. Publisher Allen Montgomery made the announcement this morning following [...]
The New Pope: Bergoglio of Mexico

BREAKING… THE NEW POPE! Bergoglio of Mexico…

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> Today white smoke appeared from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel to the cheers of thousands of rain soaked faithful. A gathering of cardinals selected the new pope minutes ago [...]


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