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Yanking Hurler Discovered Cheating

By Cassidy Pen, TNReport Sports Reporter <Bronx, NY> Yesterday, the New York American League baseball club was victorious over their perennial rival, the Boston Red Sox, 4-1. The win is now being overshadowed by suspicion as Yankers Pitcher [...]
The Prospector

Oregon High School Newspaper Runs Gay “Porn” Outrages Town

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Parents and residents of Gold Flat, Oregon are outraged over a photograph many called “pornography” that appeared on the front page of the local high school newspaper, The Prospector. The [...]
Wes Vegan

Vegan Watch: The Facts About PETA & the Militant Vegetarian Underground

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief NOTE: (Vegan Watch is a national watch dog group of retired law enforcement investigators and veterinarians who volunteer their time to track and investigate Para-terrorist groups like PETA and the [...]
New world record for masturbating in a 24-hour period

Argentinian Man Masturbates 83 Times In 24 Hour Period – New World Record

La Falda, Argentina — Residents of a small town in Argentina are celebrating today as one of their own citizens has become the new record holder in the field of masturbation. From 8pm Thursday evening until 8pm Friday night, 22-year-old Hugo [...]
A photo of Gaddafi taking over Obama’s body.

Is Obama Possessed By Gaddafi’s Ghost Causing Him To Masturbate To Iranian Hostage Murder Videos?

As a devout Christian, I believe in many spiritual things. Among them are things such as Angels, Demons, demonic possession, bloodletting, snake handling, Heaven, Hell and even spirits aka “ghosts”. With all of the tragedies that [...]
Gingers have little hope in the job market. With semen cures on the rise this hopeless minority might find employment as professional masturbators.

Semen Cure All Claims Could Signal Boon

(National Report) – Semen is touted as a cure all for many physical, psychological and even economic ailments. Semen, the sticky juice extruded from male sex genitals, has been extensively studied and found to cure everything from morning [...]


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