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U.S. Company Hiring Mercenaries To Kill ISIS; Starting Pay $500K/yr – Only Requirement Is To Kill Members Of ISIS

Phoenix, AZ — An up-and-coming militant organization, Horner G6S Mercenary Incorporated, or simply known as G6S, which has known ties to the U.S. military, says it is now aggressively hiring the general public for the specific purpose of [...]
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Obama to Host Religious Awareness Halloween Party: Will Go As a Muslim

<National Report>White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that President Obama will be hosting a “Religious Awareness Halloween Celebration”. President Obama will be wearing traditional Muslim attire, and Mrs. Obama [...]
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Obama to Visit Mosque, Host Muslim Leaders on 9/11

<National Report>White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that President Obama will be visiting a Washington D.C. area Mosque on the morning of September 11th as a goodwill gesture to Muslim Americans. The name and location [...]
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Koch Brothers Funding ISIS, Kenyan Newspaper Claims

A newspaper in Nairobi, Kenya claimed on Sunday that they’ve acquired evidence that wealthy American industrialists and political activists David and Charles Koch — the famed “Koch Brothers” — have been channeling [...]
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New Poll Shows 82% Of Americans Believe Barack Obama Is A Terrorist

<National Report> Just hours after ISIS released a new video showing American journalist Steven Sotloff’s beheading, a new poll shows that 82% of American citizens believe that President Barack Obama is, in fact, a terrorist. Citizens [...]
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Fundamentalist Chef Will Bake Koran on Live TV

DEQUINCY, LA – A Louisiana Television Chef has announced his intention to bake the Koran in an upcoming cooking show. Chef Paul Horner, whose late night Cajun cooking show appears at 11:00 PM on Thursdays with reruns throughout the weekend, [...]
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NYC Firefighter Claims Islamic Involvement In Recent Brooklyn Bridge White Flag Incident

New information has been released about the two white flags that replaced Old Glory atop the Brooklyn Bridge Tuesday morning. According to the testimony of a firefighter who assisted NYC police officers in reaching the rooftops where the flags [...]
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Bowe Bergdahl Deserts Again: Defects to Iran

<National Report>Breaking News: Bowe Bergdahl, the American solider who was taken captive by Taliban forces in Afghanistan after deserting his post five year ago, has deserted once again. Shortly after being notified that he would be returned [...]
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In Historic Meeting with Islamic Leader, Pope Francis Signs Cooperation Pact with Obama!

<National Report>Signaling the end to centuries of hostilities, Pope Francis and United States President, Barack Hussein Obama today, signed a historic agreement in which each formally committed to future cooperation in bringing the two [...]
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Obama to Grant Asylum to 500,000 (Mostly Muslim) Syrian Refugees

<NationalReport>Washington, DC–Several high ranking Democratic officials were spotted late this evening leaving the famed Capitol Hill watering hole Tortilla Coast.  On the menu, discussions of President Obama’s decision [...]
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City in Michigan First to Fully Implement Sharia Law

<NationalReport>In a surprise weekend vote, the city council of Dearborn, Michigan voted 4-3 to became the first US city to officially implement all aspects of Sharia Law.  The tough new law, slated to go into effect January 1st, addresses [...]
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Jerome Illinois Middle School Goes Muslim For The Month Of November

<NR>The small town of Jerome Illinois made big news this week when they announced plans to celebrate Muslim Appreciation Month in exceptional fashion. Students at Westhills Middle School will get a taste of Islamic living during November [...]
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New Statistics On Gay Muslim Americans – Islamic Faith Devoured By Western Culture

<NR>America’s Muslim immigrants got more than they bargained for when pitting their eternal souls and a crack at 72 virgins against the corruption and vice of western civilization. Many Islamic families traveled to the US with intentions [...]
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Hello Superman, Goodbye to Sharia Body Hair Law

  (National Report) – Since 9/11, body hair has been absent from the public eye partially because a hair in the eye is irritating, but also because Americans have unwittingly accepted Sharia body hair laws. I heard the Prophet (saws) [...]