Man Starts GoFundMe To Pay For Islamic-Americans’ Concealed Carry Permits

GLEN SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA — When Capt. John Fortsmith retired from the army in 2012 he had no plans to do anything political. Fortsmith considers himself a moderate, having voted for both Republicans and Democrats in presidential elections [...]
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Obama to Visit Mosque, Host Muslim Leaders on 9/11

<National Report>White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that President Obama will be visiting a Washington D.C. area Mosque on the morning of September 11th as a goodwill gesture to Muslim Americans. The name and location [...]
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Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Blowing Up Friend’s Inbox

De Pere, WI – A Wisconsin man is resting comfortably after an explosion rocked his inbox late Saturday afternoon. The blast occurred at approximately 4:45 pm leaving the victim, Anthony Stewart, 41, physically fine but emotionally drained. [...]

Dozens Injured At “Draw Muhammad Ali” Cartoon Protest in Chicago

CHICAGO, Ill. — Two people were shot, and several others injured, after violence broke out during a “Draw Muhammad Ali” cartoon contest held outside a Chicago area elementary school. The contest, sponsored by art teacher Daisy Moses, was [...]

Muslim American Woman Stoned in Public After Committing Adultery: A Personal Exposé

HAMTRAMCK, Mich. — Bettye Habid’s marriage was in trouble long before she met her ultimate fate in a public square, in a place once described as the first majority Muslim city in the United States. For months, friends, neighbors, and associates [...]

Muslim College Professor Fired for Giving Students Hijabs

A Muslim Professor at Carlson Community College (CCC) in North San Jose, California has been relieved of his duties for providing hijabs to his students. A complaint was called in to police last week sparking an investigation into the Professor’s [...]

The Donald Unveils Plans “Camp Trump” for Muslim Americans

GRASS VALLEY, IOWA — As the 2016 presidential race heats up, the rather sizable Republican candidate pool is jockeying for votes from their conservative base. Thus far, no candidate has gotten the base buzzing quite like billionaire real [...]

Trump Explains Why Freedom of Religion Only Applies to Christians

LAKE FUROR, IOWA — 2016 Republican front runner Donald J. Trump has been offering up extremely incendiary rhetoric on the campaign trail as of late. His tone, according to his critics, is become more and more shrill and hostile toward [...]

Adolf Hitler Tired of Being Compared to Donald Trump

NAZI BLOCK, HELL — From within the confines of the Nazi Block that Bob “Satan” Beelzebub built in his Lake of Fire Penitentiary, Adolf Hitler is furious, and he’s not going to be quiet about it. “That bastard is stealing [...]
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TV’s New Bachelor is Muslim? Donald Trump “Outraged” Says Source

AGOURA HILLS, Cal. – Season 20 of The Bachelor, set to première Jan. 4, will present 28 lovely contestants, competing for the affections of this year’s most eligible male, and for the first time in the show’s history, a Muslim-American [...]

Colorado Pot Shop to Provide Free Marijuana to Syrian Refugees

Denver, CO – Colorado will not join states refusing to accept Syrian refugees in the wake of the terrorist attacks on Paris. Governor John Hickenlooper has made it clear Colorado will cooperate with the federal government’s resettlement [...]

Reince Preibus: Only GOP Candidates Know Hating All Muslims is the Only Path To Peace

LAKE GENESIS, WISCONSIN — Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus told reporters Monday morning that he is “absolutely elated” that most of the 2016 presidential candidates for his party have “come out [...]
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Packers Fans Upset with Qb Aaron Rodgers’ Lack of Islamophobia

// Green Bay, WI – Packers fans are not happy after two-time NFL MVP quarterback Aaron Rodgers called out a few fans for “inappropriate” and “prejudicial” comments made during a pre-game moment of silence to honor the victims [...]
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Dr. Ben Carson: A Muslim’s Brain is Different

Washington, D.C. – Speaking with Phil Hemmer via satellite on Fox News’ Happening Now, former neurosurgeon and current Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson stood firm on his position that a Muslim should never be president [...]
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Sharia Lawless, Woman With Unfortunate Name, Files For Divorce

BATAVIA, Ill. – Ever had a bad day at work? Just ask Sharia Lawless – hers took the proverbial cake. Arriving at her Fox River Valley office last month, the 34-year-old personal injury attorney was greeted by a chanting group of protestors, [...]
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New Report Suggests Hillary is Kenyan Muslim Who Will Take Your Guns

Washington D.C.- As the 2016 election approaches, more and more evidence surfaces against front runner Hillary Clinton showing she is unfit to lead the world’s most powerful nation. Anonymous sources close to the Clinton family have given [...]