Muslim American Woman Stoned in Public After Committing Adultery: A Personal Exposé

HAMTRAMCK, Mich. — Bettye Habid’s marriage was in trouble long before she met her ultimate fate in a public square, in a place once described as the first majority Muslim city in the United States. For months, friends, neighbors, and associates [...]

Muslim College Professor Fired for Giving Students Hijabs

A Muslim Professor at Carlson Community College (CCC) in North San Jose, California has been relieved of his duties for providing hijabs to his students. A complaint was called in to police last week sparking an investigation into the Professor’s [...]

The Donald Unveils Plans “Camp Trump” for Muslim Americans

GRASS VALLEY, IOWA — As the 2016 presidential race heats up, the rather sizable Republican candidate pool is jockeying for votes from their conservative base. Thus far, no candidate has gotten the base buzzing quite like billionaire real [...]

Trump Explains Why Freedom of Religion Only Applies to Christians

LAKE FUROR, IOWA — 2016 Republican front runner Donald J. Trump has been offering up extremely incendiary rhetoric on the campaign trail as of late. His tone, according to his critics, is become more and more shrill and hostile toward [...]

Adolf Hitler Tired of Being Compared to Donald Trump

NAZI BLOCK, HELL — From within the confines of the Nazi Block that Bob “Satan” Beelzebub built in his Lake of Fire Penitentiary, Adolf Hitler is furious, and he’s not going to be quiet about it. “That bastard is stealing [...]
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TV’s New Bachelor is Muslim? Donald Trump “Outraged” Says Source

AGOURA HILLS, Cal. – Season 20 of The Bachelor, set to première Jan. 4, will present 28 lovely contestants, competing for the affections of this year’s most eligible male, and for the first time in the show’s history, a Muslim-American [...]

Colorado Pot Shop to Provide Free Marijuana to Syrian Refugees

Denver, CO – Colorado will not join states refusing to accept Syrian refugees in the wake of the terrorist attacks on Paris. Governor John Hickenlooper has made it clear Colorado will cooperate with the federal government’s resettlement [...]

Reince Preibus: Only GOP Candidates Know Hating All Muslims is the Only Path To Peace

LAKE GENESIS, WISCONSIN — Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus told reporters Monday morning that he is “absolutely elated” that most of the 2016 presidential candidates for his party have “come out [...]
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Packers Fans Upset with Qb Aaron Rodgers’ Lack of Islamophobia

// Green Bay, WI – Packers fans are not happy after two-time NFL MVP quarterback Aaron Rodgers called out a few fans for “inappropriate” and “prejudicial” comments made during a pre-game moment of silence to honor the victims [...]
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Dr. Ben Carson: A Muslim’s Brain is Different

Washington, D.C. – Speaking with Phil Hemmer via satellite on Fox News’ Happening Now, former neurosurgeon and current Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson stood firm on his position that a Muslim should never be president [...]
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Michelle Obama Tweets #MuslimLivesMatter to Students at Michigan Islamic Academy

Martha’s Vineyard, MA – First Lady Michelle Obama is promoting a new ad campaign called Let Girls Learn, with the goal of making sure young women around the world have the chance to go to college. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle [...]
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Sharia Lawless, Woman With Unfortunate Name, Files For Divorce

BATAVIA, Ill. – Ever had a bad day at work? Just ask Sharia Lawless – hers took the proverbial cake. Arriving at her Fox River Valley office last month, the 34-year-old personal injury attorney was greeted by a chanting group of protestors, [...]
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New Report Suggests Hillary is Kenyan Muslim Who Will Take Your Guns

Washington D.C.- As the 2016 election approaches, more and more evidence surfaces against front runner Hillary Clinton showing she is unfit to lead the world’s most powerful nation. Anonymous sources close to the Clinton family have given [...]
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Pope Francis To Followers: “Koran And Holy Bible Are The Same”

On Monday the Bishop Of Rome addressed Catholic followers regarding the dire importance of exhibiting religious tolerance. During his hour-long speech, a smiling Pope Francis was quoted telling the Vatican’s guests that the Koran, and [...]
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Huckabee: Waist Training Fad Promotes Abortions, Kardashians Blamed

CONWAY, Ark. – Presidential candidate and Josh Duggar supporter Mike Huckabee apparently is no fan of the popular fashion and weight loss trend known as “waist training and “waist cinching”, in which corsets and other [...]

George W. Bush Unveils Painting of the Prophet Muhammad to Stunned Audience

Dallas, Texas – Former president George W. Bush, 68, debuted his latest art exhibition to an intimate audience of close friends and family this past weekend at a small art gallery in Dallas, Texas. However, it was one painting in particular [...]