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WI Gov. Scott Walker Challenges Supreme Court Justices to Fist Fight

Madison, WI – In a historic victory for the gay rights movement, the United States Supreme Court ruled by a 5-4 vote on Friday that the constitution guarantees the right to same-sex marriage. This SCOTUS decision comes on the heels of another [...]
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Texas Tea Party Warns of Purge

Another Edition of Cassidy’s Combat Culture Column Friends and God-fearing lovers of the constitution, it is my duty as a follower of God and patriotic veteran to the red, white, and blue to report troubling news in my weekly “C-cubed” [...]
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Mike Huckabee: Wait to Join Kiss Army Until Obama Leaves Office

Detroit Rock City, USA – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) suggested Friday that young Americans planning to join the Kiss Army should wait until President Barack Obama leaves office because his administration has an “open hostility [...]
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God No Longer Protects Block Around Chicago’s Steamworks Bathhouse

Residents Advised to Flee, Do Not Look Back CHICAGO, IL – When America became the Lord’s chosen nation with the ordination of the constitution in 1788, Midwestern Values grew to become the epitome of the biblical presence in His [...]
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Putting the Finger on AC/DC: Parental Music Warning

By Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen TNREPORT, Calif.-The Greek Philosopher Pythagoras, who first postulated the concept of melody, would have barfed up his fava beans had he heard the opening chords of “You Shook Me All [...]
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Facebook To Ban Religious Posts, Memes After Criticism From Atheism Groups

In a closed-door session with shareholders on Tuesday, Facebook executives wheeled out a set of new rules which, when implemented later this year, will ban their users from creating status updates and image posts related in any way to religion, [...]
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11 Accusers in Cosby Rape Scandal Linked to White Power Hate Group

Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> As if the shameful media lynching of a black man in America could get any more bizarre, the National Report learned late yesterday that 11 of the Cosby accusers have links to the [...]
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The True Story of Christmas – Child Friendly Version for the Whole Family

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Note: Merry Christmas to all our readers from the National Report. Our writer’s and staff appreciate your support and want to give back to the community. During 2014 we more than doubled in size [...]
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The Seven Deadly Sins of the Phish Phanatic

“These six doth the LORD hate: yea, seven an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness [...]
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Obama Approved Lesbian Parade Set For Thanksgiving Day

This disturbing story contains insights provided by loyal National Report reader and 100% heterosexual American citizen Dora Hipkins, whom I had the pleasure of meeting at 2014’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Washington [...]
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The Five Most Dangerous Jamband Stage Shows

By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen TNReport Investigative Journalist My dear friends in Christ. You may know by now of my ministry work to rid society of the scourge of jamband music. Thanks to all of you for your generous monetary [...]
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Faith in God Used as Insanity Defense

By Cassidy Pen, TNReport Staff Reporter MEDFORD, Wisconsin – A Rib Lake, WI woman, on trial for the attempted murder of her 8 year-old daughter, has invoked the insanity defense by claiming that her faith in God led to the conditions [...]
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The Phish’s Five Most Dangerous Subcultures

Cassidy Pen Staff Writer The National Report TNReport-Many of you have read and taken heed of my exposé columns covering the social rot resulting from the adulation of teenage pop sensation, The Phish. I thank you all for your donations [...]