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Paul Church in Huntsville, Alabama

Alabama Church Takes Bible Literally; Stones Woman To Death for Working on Sunday

Huntsville, AL — A 31-year-old pregnant woman, wife and mother of three, was brutally murdered after she was seen working on Sunday, or the Sabbath, by a fellow member of the church. Brandy Hull, a devoted member of ‘Paul Church’, [...]
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The Five Most Dangerous Jamband Stage Shows

By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen TNReport Investigative Journalist My dear friends in Christ. You may know by now of my ministry work to rid society of the scourge of jamband music. Thanks to all of you for your generous monetary [...]
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Discussion Notes: Hobby Lobby Targeted by Radicals

(edited for online publication…TNReport Premium and Platinum Members, click HERE for the complete Discussion Notes Dissertation Archive.) My dear friends in Christ, thank you for reading Discussion Notes, your undeniable source for unbiased [...]
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Geneticists Prove Existence Of God

<National Report> A team of geneticists from W.I.T., while working on decoding sequences of “Junk DNA” with the cooperation of The Human Genome Project, have made what may be the most significant human discovery to date; the [...]
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Obama To Remove “In God We Trust” From All Currency Beginning August 1st

Washington, DC — Beginning August 1st the Federal Reserve along with the United States Department of the Treasury will begin printing all currency, which includes every note and coin, without the words ‘In God We Trust‘. This [...]
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Faith in God Used as Insanity Defense

By Cassidy Pen, TNReport Staff Reporter MEDFORD, Wisconsin – A Rib Lake, WI woman, on trial for the attempted murder of her 8 year-old daughter, has invoked the insanity defense by claiming that her faith in God led to the conditions [...]
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The Phish’s Five Most Dangerous Subcultures

Cassidy Pen Staff Writer The National Report TNReport-Many of you have read and taken heed of my exposé columns covering the social rot resulting from the adulation of teenage pop sensation, The Phish. I thank you all for your donations and [...]
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Texas School Gets $200 Million to Find Proof of God

<National Report>Bryan, TX–Is there a way to scientifically prove the existence of God?  That’s what researchers at Texas A&M University are about to try and discover.  The school was recently given a whopping $200 million [...]
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National Report’s Weekend Update: From Coachella 2014 Music Festival

By Rayne Covetti Field Journalist Saturday, April 19, 2014 <National Report> This weekend I was assigned to cover the Coachella Music Festival for the last two days of the event on April 19 & 20th. As a good Christian girl I have [...]
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8-Year-Old Kicked Out Of Atheist Run Day Care For Praying

San Francisco, CA — Samantha Littleton is just like most young girls her age. She likes to run around outside and play on the swings. She loves her mom and dad. She has a big, warm smile and because of her Christian upbringing, she prays. But [...]
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War on Christmas: Salvation Army Volunteer Attacked

<Granger, MO> In the continuing War of Christmas being waged on America by misguided atheists, a red kettle Salvation Army volunteer, Fred Merek was assaulted and seriously injured yesterday for wishing passersby a “Merry Christmas.” Merek [...]
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SIGN PETITION to Save Duck Dynasty! A&E Execs Meeting to Discuss CANCELLING the Show!

<National Report>Unconfirmed sources at A&E have confirmed that high-ranking Executives are meeting this evening to discuss the possibility of cancelling “Duck Dynasty” following gay slurs made by co-star Phil Robertson [...]
Mia Mendez Suspended from School Over T-shirt Incident

Hamilton High Suspends Girl for Christmas T-shirt but Says Okay to Hijabs

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Its stories like this that we see everyday in the news now that really anger Americans especially during the holiday season. It seems our president’s hypnotic pro-Islam message continues to spread [...]
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Tim Tebow Tweets Junk to Fans, Is He Breaking Up with God?

(National Report) – With homosexuality becoming so popular, the once unstoppable force of Tim Tebow is losing energy. In response, the quarterback has resorted to tweeting junk shots. Tim Tebow is having some problems. While deemed a [...]