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Christian Man Kicked Off Airplane For Harassing Praying Islamic American

COASTLINE, NEVADA — A spokesperson for Westerly Airlines addressed the growing controversy over a flight attendant’s decision to eject a Christian man from a flight shortly before takeoff last week. Susan Myers told reporters that [...]

Massive Wall Cloud Forms Along U.S./Mexico Border During Trump Visit

Hidalgo, TX – In what’s being called “symbolic foreshadowing” by some and “a sign from Heaven” by others, a massive wall cloud formed along the U.S./Mexico border as Republican nominee Donald J. Trump met with Mexican [...]

Clinton: National Anthem Must Go

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton says it is time to revise America’s National Anthem. “America’s National Anthem promotes gun violence with references to rockets and bursting bombs,” Clinton said. “Our schools are [...]

Ben Carson Reportedly Raptured After Fiery Speech at Republican National Convention

CLEVELAND, Oh. — Hours after delivering a blistering speech attacking both Hillary Clinton and Lucifer at the Republican National Convention, former presidential candidate Ben Carson was reported missing by his wife Lacena “Candy” Carson. After [...]

Michele Bachmann Prays That Gay Conversion Therapy Will Help Her Husband

STILLWATER, Minn. — Former Congresswoman and Tea Party Caucus chair Michele Bachmann says the RNC was “simply listening to God” when they officially added gay conversion therapy to their current party platform. The adoption of what has [...]

Mississippi Church Offering ‘Pray Tans’ in Honor of Trump Visit

JACKSON, MS – Controversial Pastor Hugh Jardon of Jackson First Baptist Church is offering ‘pray tans’ to his congregation in honor of GOP front runner Donald Trump’s visit to Jackson, Mississippi, and is hoping the publicity stunt [...]

Crazed Norwegian Cat Lady Has Lived Entire Life as a Cat

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief The following is an editorial piece from the Editor-in-Chief Three weeks ago Norwegian media company NRK, posted on YouTube their 3:35 interview with a 20 year-old Norwegian woman named Nano. In as [...]

God Fires Mike Huckabee

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — At a press conference from Heaven earlier this week, Larry “God” Schumway, Founde and CEO of Holy Trinity, Inc., has fired former Arkansas Governor from the company God founded approximately an Infinity [...]

Kim Davis Signs with Christian Book Publisher: ‘I’m a Survivor’ to be Released in Time for Christmas

New York City, New York – Sources are saying that Kim Davis, the Rowan County clerk who made headlines for refusing same-sex couples marriage licenses, has signed a seven figure book deal with Forever Faith publishing and her memoir I’m [...]

ISIS Leaders Praise Kim Davis – First Female to Win ISIS Courage Award

AL-Raqqah, Syria– Kim Davis has garnered support across the country for refusing to grant marriage licenses to same-sex couples based on her religious belief that homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God. Conservative Christians [...]

God Smites Burning Man 2015 With Swarms of Biting Bugs at Black Rock City

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> Burners recently celebrated the good news that the BLM at the last minute approved the permits required for the annual Burning Man event to occur at Black Rock City. But out of [...]

WI Gov. Scott Walker Challenges Supreme Court Justices to Fist Fight

Madison, WI – In a historic victory for the gay rights movement, the United States Supreme Court ruled by a 5-4 vote on Friday that the constitution guarantees the right to same-sex marriage. This SCOTUS decision comes on the heels of another [...]

Mike Huckabee: Wait to Join Kiss Army Until Obama Leaves Office

Detroit Rock City, USA – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) suggested Friday that young Americans planning to join the Kiss Army should wait until President Barack Obama leaves office because his administration has an “open hostility [...]

11 Accusers in Cosby Rape Scandal Linked to White Power Hate Group

Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> As if the shameful media lynching of a black man in America could get any more bizarre, the National Report learned late yesterday that 11 of the Cosby accusers have links to the [...]