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The True Story of Christmas – Child Friendly Version for the Whole Family

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Note: Merry Christmas to all our readers from the National Report. Our writer’s and staff appreciate your support and want to give back to the community. During 2014 we more than doubled in size [...]
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The Seven Deadly Sins of the Phish Phanatic

“These six doth the LORD hate: yea, seven an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness [...]
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Obama Approved Lesbian Parade Set For Thanksgiving Day

This disturbing story contains insights provided by loyal National Report reader and 100% heterosexual American citizen Dora Hipkins, whom I had the pleasure of meeting at 2014’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Washington [...]
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The Five Most Dangerous Jamband Stage Shows

By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen TNReport Investigative Journalist My dear friends in Christ. You may know by now of my ministry work to rid society of the scourge of jamband music. Thanks to all of you for your generous monetary [...]
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The Phish’s Five Most Dangerous Subcultures

Cassidy Pen Staff Writer The National Report TNReport-Many of you have read and taken heed of my exposé columns covering the social rot resulting from the adulation of teenage pop sensation, The Phish. I thank you all for your donations [...]