The Seven Deadly Sins of the Phish Phanatic

“These six doth the LORD hate: yea, seven an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness [...]
Ice bucket challenge created by the Vatican and the Catholic Church

Vatican Takes Credit For Ice Bucket Challenge; Goal Was To Baptize All Non-Believers

Vatican City, 19 September, 2014 (VIS) — In a shocking announcement made today from the Vatican, the Catholic Church, sharing an update after its recent meeting of the Council of Cardinals, is claiming responsibility for the much-renowned, [...]
Old hippies flock to Christian churches in the U.S. to pray for forgiveness & salvation

Elderly Americans Are Turning to God in Record Numbers Not Seen Since 1967

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Not since 1967 when American anarchists turned against God and country so they could have their “rights” to smoke their refer and tongue-worship at the bunghole of [...]

Westboro Baptists to Picket Louisiana TV Station

TOPEKA, KS – The Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), famous for controversial protests and extreme rhetoric, has announced plans to picket DeQuincy, LA Television Station DQLA6. The church will include the television station as part of a [...]
Paul Church in Huntsville, Alabama

Alabama Church Takes Bible Literally; Stones Woman To Death for Working on Sunday

Huntsville, AL — A 31-year-old pregnant woman, wife and mother of three, was brutally murdered after she was seen working on Sunday, or the Sabbath, by a fellow member of the church. Brandy Hull, a devoted member of ‘Paul Church’, [...]

The Five Most Dangerous Jamband Stage Shows

By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen TNReport Investigative Journalist My dear friends in Christ. You may know by now of my ministry work to rid society of the scourge of jamband music. Thanks to all of you for your generous monetary [...]

Discussion Notes: Hobby Lobby Targeted by Radicals

(edited for online publication…TNReport Premium and Platinum Members, click HERE for the complete Discussion Notes Dissertation Archive.) My dear friends in Christ, thank you for reading Discussion Notes, your undeniable source for unbiased [...]

Geneticists Prove Existence Of God

<National Report> A team of geneticists from W.I.T., while working on decoding sequences of “Junk DNA” with the cooperation of The Human Genome Project, have made what may be the most significant human discovery to date; the [...]
Bank Note with the words In God We Trust at the top

Obama To Remove “In God We Trust” From All Currency Beginning October 1st

Washington, DC — Beginning August 1st the Federal Reserve along with the United States Department of the Treasury will begin printing all currency, which includes every note and coin, without the words ‘In God We Trust‘. This [...]

Faith in God Used as Insanity Defense

By Cassidy Pen, TNReport Staff Reporter MEDFORD, Wisconsin – A Rib Lake, WI woman, on trial for the attempted murder of her 8 year-old daughter, has invoked the insanity defense by claiming that her faith in God led to the conditions [...]

The Phish’s Five Most Dangerous Subcultures

Cassidy Pen Staff Writer The National Report TNReport-Many of you have read and taken heed of my exposé columns covering the social rot resulting from the adulation of teenage pop sensation, The Phish. I thank you all for your donations and [...]

Texas School Gets $200 Million to Find Proof of God

<National Report>Bryan, TX–Is there a way to scientifically prove the existence of God?  That’s what researchers at Texas A&M University are about to try and discover.  The school was recently given a whopping $200 million [...]
Pot smoking hippies at Coachella

National Report’s Weekend Update: From Coachella 2014 Music Festival

By Rayne Covetti Field Journalist Saturday, April 19, 2014 <National Report> This weekend I was assigned to cover the Coachella Music Festival for the last two days of the event on April 19 & 20th. As a good Christian girl I have [...]
Sunshine Horizon Daycare Center

8-Year-Old Kicked Out Of Atheist Run Day Care For Praying

San Francisco, CA — Samantha Littleton is just like most young girls her age. She likes to run around outside and play on the swings. She loves her mom and dad. She has a big, warm smile and because of her Christian upbringing, she prays. But [...]

War on Christmas: Salvation Army Volunteer Attacked

<Granger, MO> In the continuing War of Christmas being waged on America by misguided atheists, a red kettle Salvation Army volunteer, Fred Merek was assaulted and seriously injured yesterday for wishing passersby a “Merry Christmas.” Merek [...]
Phil Robertson

SIGN PETITION to Save Duck Dynasty! A&E Execs Meeting to Discuss CANCELLING the Show!

<National Report>Unconfirmed sources at A&E have confirmed that high-ranking Executives are meeting this evening to discuss the possibility of cancelling “Duck Dynasty” following gay slurs made by co-star Phil Robertson [...]