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Animal Rights Activists Fume – Midwestern Man Insulates Barn With Hundreds Of Dead Wolves

(Amherst, Wisconsin) – Dale Billings was simply sick and tired of waking up to find that wolves had once again ransacked his livestock. After he awoke one morning last year and found that they had maimed his prized bluetick coonhound pup [...]
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Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty Of All Charges In Murder Of Reeva Steenkamp

<National Report>Oscar “Blade Runner” Pistorius, who gained worldwide fame during the 2012 Summer Olympics, has been found guilty in the murder of his girlfriend by a recently released public opinion poll.   The poll (a [...]
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Chinese Ship Confused About Underwater Pulse During Malaysian Airliner Search

<National Report>Reports Sunday reveal that the crew of the Chinese search ship Haixun 01 apparently became the victim of a communication snafu during their search for the remains of the missing Malaysian Airlines Flt MH370. On midday [...]
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Obama Extends U.S. Occupation Of Afghan Opium Production To 2018 – Opium Production At All Time High

Washington, DC — President Obama held a press conference today to announce the extension of U.S. military forces in Afghanistan to protect the opium trade. “We need to preserve the interest of the Afghan people,” Obama told reporters. [...]
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Dad Forces Daughter To Dance On Freeway Overpass For Posting Lewd Photos Online

(Greenville, Florida) – This wasn’t the first time concerned father, Michael Banks, caught his 15 year old daughter, Brianna, sending provocative photos to boys on the internet. It was only when he discovered her twerking half-naked [...]
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Missing Malaysian Airliner Buzzes LAX In-N-Out Burger, Disappears

<National Report>FAA investigators are totally mystified by what appeared to be the missing Malaysian Airlines Boeing 777 making a single, high speed pass over the In-N-Out Burger on Sepulveda Blvd in Inglewood, CA Thursday afternoon and [...]
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North and South Korea Exchange Artillery Shells At Sea

<National Report>Reports continue to arrive indicating that North and South Korea are presently engaged in an escalating war at sea.  Early Monday, The Korean Peoples Army (KPA) began lobbing artillery shells into waters just off of the [...]
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Bill Murray Stops Bank Robbery In Tokyo, Accidentally

Tokyo, Japan — A bank robber was apprehended today in Tokyo after stopping to talk with none other than Bill Murray. “The man robbed the Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi, ran out, saw Bill Murray walking on the street and stopped to talk with [...]
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Iran Takes Lead In Fake War Race

<National Report>Washington, DC–Sources at the Pentagon released satellite images Saturday indicating the disturbing rate at which Iran appears to be pressing ahead with efforts to leap ahead of the United States with what it termed [...]
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Portland, Oregon Deemed “Most Racist” City In The United States

In a recent nationwide survey conducted by the Oklahoma Symposium of Racial Studies, researchers claim to have pinpointed the individual US cities that are most plagued by racism. The list included locations such as Atlanta, GA, Phoenix, AZ [...]
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Missing Malaysia 777 Airliner Possibly In North Korea

<National Report>Media reports from around the world continue to create more questions than answers with regard to the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. Indications from a crash at sea to the aircraft being offered for sale [...]
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Are Malaysia Air Hijackers Selling Plane Online?

// // // ]]> Breaking News – The National Report just learned from our sources in Asia that the possible hijackers of Malaysia Air Flight MH370 could be selling the plane online after hijacking it a week ago. Much of the world has [...]
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Malaysia Airlines In Talks with Justice Dept To Provide Flights for Witness Protection Service Program

<National Report>Washington, DC–In a stunning revelation from a well placed U.S. government source, it was announced that high level talks are now being conducted in secret with the Malaysian government which would allow Malaysia [...]
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Could The Pawn Stars 777 Be Missing Malaysia Flight?

// // // ]]> It is being reported that yesterday two “middle eastern men” entered the Gold and Silver Pawn Shop, made famous by the History channels hit TV show Pawn Stars, to attempt to sell a Boeing 777. Sources close to The [...]
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Did Aliens Abduct Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370?

// // // ]]> Since 1947 our Government has been lying to us about aliens. Everyone sees them, UFOs are everywhere, in every nation. They are a threat to our sovereignty as a nation and as a world. Now a whole entire airplane has vanished [...]
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Snowden Ski-Jumps to Freedom!

Edward Snowden is once again on the move, having escaped his Russian captors in an amazing feat of skill and daring that took place in front of thousands of sport enthusiasts. Taking full  advantage of the lax to non-existant security at [...]


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