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Graffiti Artist Banksy Arrested In London; Identity Revealed

London, England — The elusive graffiti artist, political activist, film director, painter and long time fugitive that for years has gone by the pseudonymous name of Banksy, was arrested early this morning by London’s Metropolitan Police. [...]
Vladimir Putin to close Russia's borders due to ebola concerns

Putin To Close Russia’s Borders On October 31st Amid Ebola Concerns

<National Report>Russian President Vladimir Putin reportedly has made the decision to lock down his country’s borders to keep out the dreaded Ebola virus. The closing of borders affects land crossing, all airports and all of Russia’s [...]
Kim Jong-Un returned to North Korea by ISIS with minor injuries

North Korea Pays Ransom To ISIS; Kim Jong-Un Returned With Minor Injuries

<National Report>In a shocking turn of events, it appears the North Korean government has acquiesced to demands from radical Islamist terrorist group, ISIS. As we reported here on National Report last week, Kim Jong-Un was believed by [...]
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North Korean Soccer Team Detained And Scheduled For Execution After Loss To South Korea

Kim Jong-un has reportedly had the entire North Korean soccer team jailed and awaiting their public execution after enduring a humiliating 1-0 loss to their South Korean rivals. After the game, North Korea’s athletes were escorted to a [...]

Scotland Too Weak to Vote for Something America Did by Force

<National Report>Scots everywhere rejoiced as their nation reaffirmed their submissive bonds to their masters, the English Empire. Described by experts as a textbook case of Stockholm syndrome, the people of Scotland voted against freedom [...]

Kim Jong Un Makes S. Korea Threat Over “ArcheAge” Video Game

North Korea’s half-crazy Dictator is at it again. On Thursday, Kim Jong Un made another of his brazen military threats, warning that his air force would “rain death” on South Korea if his most recent demands aren’t met [...]

Kim Jong-Un Forcibly Shortening North Korean Penises

Supreme Leader Cracking Down on those more “Extensively Endowed.” PYONGYANG North Korea – Kim Jong-Un, the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, has reportedly issued a bizarre edict effecting over [...]

Wealthy Now Declared ‘Immune” From Ebola

Move over HIV, you’ve got company! Doctors today declared Ebola all but cured, but for a price. Citing a “historic day,” doctors at the Infectious Diseases Unit at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention held a press [...]

Canada Might Name Justin Bieber a “Special Envoy” to US

Pop singer Justin Bieber has repeatedly made headlines in the past few years for his controversies and arrests, but if some members of Canada’s Parliament have it their way, the teenager might soon enjoy all of the perks of diplomatic [...]
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Whistleblower Edward Snowden Leaves Russia

Reports from London’s BBC News Service confirmed yesterday that Edward Snowden has left the Russian capital and is heading home to Elizabeth City, North Carolina. Snowden fled to Russia in May 2013 after blowing the lid on literally thousands [...]
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Kim Jong-un Does The Ice Bucket Challenge

Pyongyang, DPRK News Wire — The supreme leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un, has completed the charity game the American people call the Ice Bucket Challenge. Jong-un told Pyongyang reporters how the amazing [...]

Iran Detonates Nuclear Bomb: Obama’s Continuing Foreign Policy Failures

<National Report>Despite assurances from President Obama that Iran was at least three to five years away from being able to construct a nuclear bomb, the Iranians appear to have successfully detonated one. Scientists working for the International [...]

Obama Donates 20 Million Dollars In Aid To Israel

Despite being mired in a touchy situation with our increasingly fragile US economy, Obama has made the choice to donate a hefty 20 million dollars to Israel. Israeli leaders have openly expressed gratitude after being granted the funds, which [...]

Hamas Militants Destroy Church Of Holy Sepulchre In Retaliation For Recent Attacks

// // // ]]> <National Report>After a bloody week of clashes that has left several hundred Palestinians dead, Hamas has exacted revenge by leveling the revered Church of The Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem. Several hundred Hamas extremists [...]

Hamas Faction Abducting And Murdering Children To Frame Israel

<National Report>The Israeli government has recently charged that Hamas militants operating inside of Gaza have been utilizing civilians as shields for their operations of war against Israel. This includes storing rockets and munitions [...]
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Israel Begins Construction Of Concentration Camps Outside Gaza

<National Report>The Israeli government has begun the construction of several strategically placed concentration camps outside of the Gaza Strip. Reports indicate that in the weeks leading up to the Israeli offensive in Gaza a closed-door [...]