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Documents Reveal Prince William Not Listed as Father on Birth Certificate

  KENSINGTON PALACE, Ldn. – Documents obtained by this reporter from Saint Mary’s Hospital in Paddington, west London, where Kate Middleton delivered the royal princess at 8:34 BST on Saturday, indicate Prince William is not [...]
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CIA to Outsource Drone Operations to India

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Obama administration announced today that, beginning in May, the Central Intelligence Agency will outsource drone operator jobs to India. The positions, which were primarily held by U.S. Air Force personnel, [...]
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Volcano Erupts in Chile; Rugby Team Feared Missing and Hungry

BREAKING NEWS – After forty years of relative quiet the Calbuco Volcano has erupted with full force, and while no casualties have been reported, another Uruguayan Rugby Team has disappeared over the Andes. “Everybody’s talking about [...]
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Obama to Castro: US “Almost Ready” For “Socialist Spring”

During a meeting in Panama on Saturday with Cuban Dictator Raul Castro, US President Barack Obama reportedly said that the United States is “bracing itself for socialism,” and that a major socialist revolution, which he referred [...]
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US Will Give Iran Two Nukes As Part Of Obama’s Deal

The United States will give Iran two nuclear warheads as a part of the deal the two countries reached during negotiations with other world leaders, according to senior-ranking European Union officials who played key roles in developing the [...]
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BREAKING NEWS: Massive Voter Fraud, Intimidation Uncovered in Israeli Election

During a routine post-election review of ballots, exit polls, and incident reports in Israel, independent monitors are now reporting that the country’s 2015 elections may have been the most corrupt in Israel’s history, dating all [...]
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Another Malaysia Airline Flight Disappears; Witnesses Watch It Vanish

This morning at approximately 7:45 am officials have reported that a second Malaysia Airline flight  has allegedly disappeared over the Indian Ocean. The flight had departed Melbourne Australia earlier this morning and was slated to land at [...]
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Vice President Joe Biden Entered Betty Ford Treatment Center, Sources Confirm

RANCHO MIRAGE, California – Vice President Joe Biden reportedly entered the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California on Feb. 26, according to a source close to the chemical dependency recovery facility. Biden was escorted into the Center [...]
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Astronomers at Wyoming Institute of Technology Discover Alien Life

The question of whether we are alone in the universe has plagued mankind since our understanding pushed past the horizons of our pretty little planet, to reveal an existence more vast than ever imagined. We have searched the stars, peered into [...]
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North Korea Threatens Hack, New “Star Wars” Canceled

  Los Angeles, California, February 3, 2015 – Reports from sources within Disney Pictures have confirmed rumors that “Star Wars, The Force Awakens”, the seventh movie in the famous sci-fi franchise, has been canceled due to a [...]
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Saudi Arabia To Allow Women To Watch Cartoons For First Time Since 1957

Beginning in March, Saudi Arabia’s government will lift some, but not all, of their restrictions on females in their country watching cartoons, a ban which has been in place in the country since July of 1957, as a part of what newly-crowned [...]
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International Criminal Court Launches Investigation into Obama’s Prisoner Exchange

<National Report>(The Hague, Netherlands)–Word from the Netherlands today suggests that the International Criminal Court (ICC) has launched an investigation charging President Barrack Hussein Obama with war crimes and crimes against [...]
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Joseph Kony Gunned Down by Seal Team 6, Obama Takes Credit

<National Report>According to sources at the Pentagon, Joseph Kony, the former leader of the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA), has been gunned down in a remote area of the South Sudan by members of Seal Team 6.  The LRM is a guerrilla [...]
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Embarrassing Kim Jong Un Documents Leaked By American Hackers In Retaliatory Strike

Wednesday evening, over 1,100 documents were leaked on the Internet by a North American hacker group, revealing a lengthy list of North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un’s most embarrassing secrets, including medical records that detail his [...]
Newly discovered German document purportedly details original 'Heimlich maneuver' procedure, devised by Auschwitz concentration camp officer and physician Josef Mengele.

Did You Know: Heimlich Maneuver Was Invented by Nazis?

NUREMBERG, Germany – A German archivist’s discovery of a 1941 Nazi war document reportedly reveals the sinister origin of today’s life-saving ‘Heimlich maneuver.’ Franz Hoetszel, 38, discovered the 1941 file while [...]
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Obama White House Kwanzaa Burdens Taxpayers, Creates Controversy

<National Report>The week-long celebration of Kwanzaa, the African-American alternative to Christmas, has thrown the White House staff into an uproar. Extra work required for the extended observance translates into more tax dollars spent [...]