BREAKING NEWS: Hamas Militants Destroy Church Of Holy Sepulchre In Retaliation For Recent Attacks

// // // ]]> <National Report>After a bloody week of clashes that has left several hundred Palestinians dead, Hamas has exacted revenge by leveling the revered Church of The Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem. Several hundred Hamas extremists [...]

Hamas Faction Abducting And Murdering Children To Frame Israel

<National Report>The Israeli government has recently charged that Hamas militants operating inside of Gaza have been utilizing civilians as shields for their operations of war against Israel. This includes storing rockets and munitions [...]
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Israel Begins Construction Of Concentration Camps Outside Gaza

<National Report>The Israeli government has begun the construction of several strategically placed concentration camps outside of the Gaza Strip. Reports indicate that in the weeks leading up to the Israeli offensive in Gaza a closed-door [...]

Mexican President Nieto Annexes SW US

MEXICO CITY- <National Report> Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto issued a proclamation today declaring that his government is no longer recognizing the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo and the Gadsden Purchase as valid, and that the [...]
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North Korea Prepares for War After Seth Rogan Announces Sequel to “The Interview”

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Fridays surprise announcement by Seth Rogan, confirms he and James Franco, have inked another movie deal with Point Grey Pictures for a sequel to their highly controversial new movie “The Interview,” [...]

ISIS Uncovers Saddam’s Hidden WMD Stores

Stores Discovered in Areas East, West, South and North Around Tikrit and Baghdad By: Cassidy Pen, The National Report Staff Journalist HANJABI, Iraq — President Obama is currently meeting privately with his cabinet to discuss the news [...]

ISIS Say They’d Leave Iraq if Obama Leaves White House

Radical Islamic terrorist group ISIS released a video on Tuesday, claiming they would withdraw their forces from Iraq on the sole condition that President Barack Obama resign, be impeached, or otherwise permanently leave the White House. ISIS [...]

Brazil Spent $200M on Flippable “Riot Cars” for the 2014 World Cup

Soccer fans are known the world over for two things: (1) treating their favorite sport like a religion, with more passion and devotion than fans of any other game, and (2) going absolutely nuts when their team of choice wins or loses in a big [...]
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International Criminal Court Launches Investigation into Obama’s Prisoner Exchange

<National Report>(The Hague, Netherlands)–Word from the Netherlands today suggests that the International Criminal Court (ICC) has launched an investigation charging President Barrack Hussein Obama with war crimes and crimes against [...]
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The Assam Rape Festival In India Begins This Week

Assam, INDIA — Men in India are already beginning to celebrate as the annual Assam Rape Festival is just days away. Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance to flee to safety or get raped. Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual [...]

Muslim Takes Control of World’s Largest Democracy: India Announces President

<National Report>New Delhi, India–Results were announced today for the largest demonstration of Democracy to ever take place.  The results overwhelming favored Muslim candidate, Bharatiya Janata Party’s (BJP) Narendra [...]

North Korea Bought 37 Drones…from RadioShack

<National Report>This week, North Korea’s state-run news agencies have been proudly stating that Kim Jong Un’s military has entered the 21st century with 37 “aerial combat drones,” which the small communist nation [...]

Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty Of All Charges In Murder Of Reeva Steenkamp

<National Report>Oscar “Blade Runner” Pistorius, who gained worldwide fame during the 2012 Summer Olympics, has been found guilty in the murder of his girlfriend by a recently released public opinion poll.   The poll (a [...]

Pro-Russian Separatists in Alaska Seize Federal Outpost

by John D. Delta<National Report>SHISHMAREF, ALASKA – A group of armed men have overwhelmed and are occupying a Ranger station at the Bering Land Bridge National Preserve.  The station is maintained by the United States Department [...]
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Joseph Kony Gunned Down by Seal Team 6, Obama Takes Credit

<National Report>According to sources at the Pentagon, Joseph Kony, the former leader of the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA), has been gunned down in a remote area of the South Sudan by members of Seal Team 6.  The LRM is a guerrilla [...]
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Putin Outed by Moscow 12-Step Group

by John D. Delta <National Report>MOSCOW – Despite the tenets of such organizations which stress absolute anonymity, several members of the Tverskaya Street Twelve-Steppers Narcotics Anonymous group came forward today claiming that [...]