Kim Jong-Un Now Castrating North Koreans

Supreme Leader Cracking Down on those more “Extensively Endowed.” PYONGYANG North Korea – Kim Jong-Un, the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, has reportedly issued a bizarre edict effecting over [...]

Wealthy Now Declared ‘Immune” From Ebola

Move over HIV, you’ve got company! Doctors today declared Ebola all but cured, but for a price. Citing a “historic day,” doctors at the Infectious Diseases Unit at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention held a press [...]

Canada Might Name Justin Bieber a “Special Envoy” to US

Pop singer Justin Bieber has repeatedly made headlines in the past few years for his controversies and arrests, but if some members of Canada’s Parliament have it their way, the teenager might soon enjoy all of the perks of diplomatic [...]
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Whistleblower Edward Snowden Leaves Russia

Reports from London’s BBC News Service confirmed yesterday that Edward Snowden has left the Russian capital and is heading home to Elizabeth City, North Carolina. Snowden fled to Russia in May 2013 after blowing the lid on literally thousands [...]
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Kim Jong-un Does The Ice Bucket Challenge

Pyongyang, DPRK News Wire — The supreme leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un, has completed the charity game the American people call the Ice Bucket Challenge. Jong-un told Pyongyang reporters how the amazing [...]

Iran Detonates Nuclear Bomb: Obama’s Continuing Foreign Policy Failures

<National Report>Despite assurances from President Obama that Iran was at least three to five years away from being able to construct a nuclear bomb, the Iranians appear to have successfully detonated one. Scientists working for the International [...]

Obama Donates 20 Million Dollars In Aid To Israel

Despite being mired in a touchy situation with our increasingly fragile US economy, Obama has made the choice to donate a hefty 20 million dollars to Israel. Israeli leaders have openly expressed gratitude after being granted the funds, which [...]

Hamas Militants Destroy Church Of Holy Sepulchre In Retaliation For Recent Attacks

// // // ]]> <National Report>After a bloody week of clashes that has left several hundred Palestinians dead, Hamas has exacted revenge by leveling the revered Church of The Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem. Several hundred Hamas extremists [...]

Hamas Faction Abducting And Murdering Children To Frame Israel

<National Report>The Israeli government has recently charged that Hamas militants operating inside of Gaza have been utilizing civilians as shields for their operations of war against Israel. This includes storing rockets and munitions [...]
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Israel Begins Construction Of Concentration Camps Outside Gaza

<National Report>The Israeli government has begun the construction of several strategically placed concentration camps outside of the Gaza Strip. Reports indicate that in the weeks leading up to the Israeli offensive in Gaza a closed-door [...]

Mexican President Nieto Annexes SW US

MEXICO CITY- <National Report> Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto issued a proclamation today declaring that his government is no longer recognizing the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo and the Gadsden Purchase as valid, and that the [...]
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North Korea Prepares for War After Seth Rogan Announces Sequel to “The Interview”

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Fridays surprise announcement by Seth Rogan, confirms he and James Franco, have inked another movie deal with Point Grey Pictures for a sequel to their highly controversial new movie “The Interview,” [...]

ISIS Uncovers Saddam’s Hidden WMD Stores

Stores Discovered in Areas East, West, South and North Around Tikrit and Baghdad By: Cassidy Pen, The National Report Staff Journalist HANJABI, Iraq — President Obama is currently meeting privately with his cabinet to discuss the news [...]

ISIS Say They’d Leave Iraq if Obama Leaves White House

Radical Islamic terrorist group ISIS released a video on Tuesday, claiming they would withdraw their forces from Iraq on the sole condition that President Barack Obama resign, be impeached, or otherwise permanently leave the White House. ISIS [...]

Brazil Spent $200M on Flippable “Riot Cars” for the 2014 World Cup

Soccer fans are known the world over for two things: (1) treating their favorite sport like a religion, with more passion and devotion than fans of any other game, and (2) going absolutely nuts when their team of choice wins or loses in a big [...]
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International Criminal Court Launches Investigation into Obama’s Prisoner Exchange

<National Report>(The Hague, Netherlands)–Word from the Netherlands today suggests that the International Criminal Court (ICC) has launched an investigation charging President Barrack Hussein Obama with war crimes and crimes against [...]