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Veteran Working as Mall Santa Fired for Saying “God Bless”

<National Report> Theodore “Teddy” Williamont is a hulk of man. Six foot five with broad shoulders and a wide face often covered with a full beard, can be an imposing figure. But his soft demeanor has often earned him the nickname [...]

Obama Announces 1.25% Sales Tax Increase In Order To Pay Muslim Retributions

President Obama has announced an executive order which is slated to take effect sometime within the second quarter of 2015. In a recent slew of executive orders, this may be the most widely controversial decision made by the president to date. According [...]

ISIS: A New Form Of Rebellion Among US Youths? Ten Signs Your Child May Be Adopting Radical Islam

Gone are the days when teens idolized the abrasive din of heavy metal music and occult imagery. You may even consider yourself lucky if your loin-fruits decide to adopt all the annoying trappings of “rap-music” as a means of asserting [...]
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Vatican Takes Credit For Ice Bucket Challenge; Goal Was To Baptize All Non-Believers

Vatican City, 19 September, 2014 (VIS) — In a shocking announcement made today from the Vatican, the Catholic Church, sharing an update after its recent meeting of the Council of Cardinals, is claiming responsibility for the much-renowned, [...]
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Obama to Visit Mosque, Host Muslim Leaders on July 4th

<National Report>White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that President Obama will be visiting a Washington D.C. area Mosque on the morning of July 4th as a goodwill gesture to Muslim Americans.  The name and location [...]

Hobby Lobby Will No Longer Employ Un-Wed Mothers And Women Who Have Sex Out Of Wedlock

Hobby Lobby CEO, Franklin Harding, announced on Monday that Hobby Lobby would be doing a complete overhaul of their hiring process now that they have the ability to adhere to Biblical standards. “We can operate at a standard which honors [...]
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Obama To Remove “In God We Trust” From All Currency Beginning October 1st

Washington, DC — Beginning August 1st the Federal Reserve along with the United States Department of the Treasury will begin printing all currency, which includes every note and coin, without the words ‘In God We Trust‘. This [...]

Westboro Baptist Church Fred Phelp’s Deathbed Confession “I’m Gay”

The 84 year old founder of the notorious Westboro Baptist Church is barely clinging to life at a Midland hospice house in Topeka Kansas. The man who seemingly dedicated his entire life to tormenting homosexuals allegedly made a startling confession [...]

Chippie The RFID Insists “I’m Not The Mark Of The Beast” In Recent Press Conference

(USA) – Due to recent controversy over Chippie The RFID’s nationwide educational seminar school tour, Chippie and his legal representatives held a press conference to clear the air in regards to a number of distasteful allegations [...]

Christian Community In Uproar After Snopes “Debunks” Existence Of Jesus Christ

(Snopes.com) – The website Snopes recently derived sharp criticism from members of the Christian faith after publishing an article that declared the life and death of Jesus Christ as little more than an ancient bamboozle. For the last [...]

Multiple Wyoming School Districts Implant RFID Chip Technology In Students Without Parental Consent

(Hanna, WY) – It had been three long months since I last visited the quiet mining town of Hanna, Wyoming while on task to cover the groundbreaking test launch of the Obamacare RFID chip. I finally decided it was time to catch up with [...]
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Obama Declares November National Muslim Appreciation Month

Washington, DC — President Barack Obama held a press conference to announce that he is declaring the month of November ‘National Muslim Appreciation Month’. “The Muslim community deserves our full acceptance and respect,” [...]
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Obama Uses Own Money To Open Muslim Museum Amid Government Shutdown

Washington, DC — While up to 800,000 federal workers faced life without a paycheck as Day Two of the government shutdown kicked in, President Barack Obama held a press conference to announce that he is using his own money to open the federally [...]

Jerome Illinois Middle School Goes Muslim For The Month Of November

<NR>The small town of Jerome Illinois made big news this week when they announced plans to celebrate Muslim Appreciation Month in exceptional fashion. Students at Westhills Middle School will get a taste of Islamic living during November [...]
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Gay-To-Straight Program To Be Used In All Arizona Public School Curriculums Beginning November 1st

Phoenix, AZ — Beginning November 1st of this year, the state of Arizona is implementing a mandatory school program designed for all children grades K-12 to help homosexual males and women become straight. The controversial conversion therapy [...]