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Televangelist Pat Robertson, 85, Found Unresponsive at Virginia Beach Studio

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. – Televangelist Pat Robertson, 85, was found unresponsive yesterday at the Virginia Beach headquarters of the Christian Broadcasting Network, the media empire he founded more than a half-century ago. The media mogul was [...]

Cecil The Lion ‘Truther’ Denies Lion’s Existence, ‘Seeks Hide’

There’s a new “truther” movement out there, and it doesn’t involve jet fuel, steel beams, or Kenyan birth certificates. It does however, center around a global event gripping the hearts and minds of millions – the [...]
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Pope Francis Removes Confederate Flag From Vatican

VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis, joining the growing movement sweeping throughout the United States calling for the elimination of Confederate flags and symbols, has ordered the removal of the Confederate flag from all “chapels, museums, [...]
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Charleston Church Shooting: 7 Souls to Heaven, 2 to Purgatory

CHARLESTON, S.C. – Of the nine people viciously slaughtered at the historic black church Wednesday night, seven of the souls have an automatic pass to the Kingdom of Heaven while unfortunately, two will have to await judgement. “Sorry [...]
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Mormon Church Announces Final Revelation: There Is No God

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH – In a surprise turn of events the Quorum of Twelve, the secret leadership of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, has ruled that the Supreme Being has finally revealed to them that he doesn’t exist. “There [...]
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Pope Francis To Followers: “Koran And Holy Bible Are The Same”

On Monday the Bishop Of Rome addressed Catholic followers regarding the dire importance of exhibiting religious tolerance. During his hour-long speech, a smiling Pope Francis was quoted telling the Vatican’s guests that the Koran, and [...]
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Mike Huckabee Vows to ‘Wage War’ on Religion If Elected

  HOPE, Ark. – Former governor Mike Huckabee told supporters in his home state of Arkansas yesterday that his first order of business as President of the United States will be to sign an executive order making conversion [...]
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Minister Creflo Dollar Now Wants $114MM For Luxury Yacht

COLLEGE PARK, Ga. – Millionaire televangelist and megachurch founder Creflo Dollar, Jr., forced in March to cancel a $65 million donation campaign set up to finance a G350 Gulfstream jet, is now reportedly asking friends to donate more [...]
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Pope Francis Calls For Equal Pay For Nuns

VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis stunned a crowd of the faithful gathered in St. Peter’s Square on Wednesday, after calling for equal pay for nuns, as he condemned the worldwide salary gap that exists between men and women. “Why is it [...]
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Westboro Baptist Church 2.0? Hateful Protesters Offering Weddings To Gay Couples

The Westboro Baptist Church, reviled around the world for their hateful “God Hates F-gs” signs and protests at the funerals of military personnel, are apparently trying to turn over a new leaf in the wake of the death of church [...]
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Is 6-Year-Old Black Girl the Reincarnation of KKK Imperial Wizard?

The University of Virginia Medical Center’s Division of Perceptual Studies is the academic home of Professor Jim Tucker who spends much of his time studying the claims of children who tell of past lives they have lived. These children, [...]
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Church Of Scientology Wins FAA, NASA Approval To Build Spaceship

In the year 2020, The Church of Scientology will boldly go where no other religious organization has gone before: into space, onboard their very own spacecraft, after NASA officials gave them and their designs a final go-ahead on Thursday. The [...]
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Kanye West Files For Tax Exempt Status, Claims He’s Forming “Church Of Yeezus”

People who enjoy the music and other creature ventures of music star Kanye West are no longer simply his fans, but his religious disciples… whether they want to be or not. That’s because West officially filed for tax exempt status [...]
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Televangelist Pat Robertson, 85, Forges Signature, Dies, While Touring Factory

NORFOLK, VA – Just days after televangelist Pat Robertson, media tycoon, executive chairman, and former Southern Baptist minister commented upon the Indiana religious freedom bill – bizarrely advising the Walkerton, IN pizza shop owners [...]
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God No Longer Protects Block Around Chicago’s Steamworks Bathhouse

Residents Advised to Flee, Do Not Look Back CHICAGO, IL – When America became the Lord’s chosen nation with the ordination of the constitution in 1788, Midwestern Values grew to become the epitome of the biblical presence in His [...]
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Indiana Announces Statewide Fundraising Campaign To Reimburse #BoycottIndiana Merchants

Ft. Wayne, Indiana – A new crowd-funded campaign called Help Indiana Recover Lost Revenues inspired by Memories, the Indiana pizza restaurant forced to close after its owners announced they would not cater gay weddings, hopes to raise as [...]