The Ebola Virus

Why You Will Die From The Ebola Virus

As news of the Ebola virus spreads in the media, more and more citizens have become worried about contracting the disease. “It’s only a matter of time before the Ebola virus kills you,” says the media. “If you aren’t [...]
Satire tags on Fox News stories on Facebook

‘Satire’ Tags Appear Next To Fox News Articles On Facebook; Lawsuit Announced

Menlo Park, CA — What some are calling a “harmless prank” is being taken very seriously by the Fox News Channel. On Sunday, the links on Facebook which display related articles by Fox News were showing ‘satire’ tags [...]
President Obama Third Term

Obama Announces Plans For A Third Term Presidential Run

Washington, DC — President Barack Obama shocked the country this morning with news that he is running for a third term. “I can’t abandon the American people now when they need me more than ever,” Obama told reporters at [...]
Obama is a gay Muslim

Secret Service Agent Says Obama Is Gay & Muslim

A former Secret Service agent whose new book is quickly climbing Amazon’s best-seller charts, said he is concerned about the state of the country and says it is time the public knows the real truth about our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama. Former [...]

Transracialism On The Rise – Meet America’s Newest Minority

(Home Office) – Today we explore a scarcely recognized group of individuals who are persecuted more than gays, transsexuals and African Americans combined. These victims of their own image have heralded much controversy but unlike their [...]

Women, Menstruation And Shame: What Can Be Done About The Public Purchase Of Feminine Hygiene Products?

(World) – The vagina. That fleshy butterfly, salted away between a woman’s thighs. There it remains, shrouded in taboo mystery. Concealed. Hidden, and for good reason… A mere glance at the female reproductive organ makes one [...]
Paul Horner has the biggest penis in the world

Biggest Penis In The World Title Goes To Paul Horner

Phoenix, AZ — The results from Switzerland were announced today and once again, for the fifth year in a row, 34-year-old Paul Horner from Phoenix, Arizona has the world’s biggest penis. “It was a no-brainer who would win,” [...]