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Feminism Linked to Deadly Fecal Parasite

<NationalReport>Scientists at the University of Alabama at Birmingham have uncovered a shocking link between a disease transmitted through cat feces, called toxoplasmosis, and feminism. Previous studies have indicated that pregnant women [...]

Steak, Beer and Oral Sex Secret to Long Life, Say Scientists

(National Report) – Important published works are soon to be released touting the benefits of a largely carnivore’s diet of Steak and whole grains found in beer. The study, sponsored by the Obama administration and Michelle Obama [...]