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Study Claims Women Abandon Feminism After Finding Meaningful Relationships With Men

Women who remain die-hard feminists well into adulthood are oftentimes the least desirable specimens, science now claims. “The only relationships they have are often ones with other females who subscribe to the same strict ideologies, [...]

5 New Reasons To Be Unhappy With Your Vagina

As a woman there are few things more horrifying than your own genitalia. Hidden–thankfully so–between a cleft in your thighs, this reproductive organ seems to inspire feelings of guilt and inadequacy in its owner. Since the dawn [...]

‘Wounded Social Justice Warrior Project’ Rebuilds Hope; Sense of Purpose

Prudence Bradley, 19, found it difficult to put into words what she experienced during her days as a social justice warrior. She didn’t have to. The way the slightly overweight feminist apologetically paused, fought back tears, and forced [...]

Bristol Palin Diagnosed with Chronic DTF

Wasilla, AK – According to several independent Alaskan media outlets, Bristol Palin has allegedly been diagnosed with chronic DTF. This crushing news comes just one month after giving birth to her second out-of-wedlock child, the beautiful [...]

Millions Mourn As Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 68, Found Alive

Millions of Americans are in mourning after news broke this afternoon that rocker/activist Ted Nugent was still alive. Word broke early, spread quickly, and sent shock waves throughout the rock and roll community and the Republican Party, [...]

Feminism Linked to Deadly Fecal Parasite

<NationalReport>Scientists at the University of Alabama at Birmingham have uncovered a shocking link between a disease transmitted through cat feces, called toxoplasmosis, and feminism. Previous studies have indicated that pregnant women [...]