Study Claims Only Way To Be Less Racist Is To Accuse Others Of Racism

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A study out of Denver’s Diversity Symposium has found the only way for people to extinguish racism in their own souls is to become experts at identifying racism in others. Dr. Wilder, [...]

Husband Gets Colostomy Bag Tattoo After Wife’s Accident

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); In a truly heart-warming display of solidarity, a husband surprises his wife with a colostomy bag tattoo after a tragic skiing accident rendered her unable to pass solid waste. Dan Barrows, [...]
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Subway to Unleash Oprah ‘Nuclear Option’ to Recover from Jared Fogle Debacle

As the sordid tale of former Subway spokesman, Jared Fogle, continues to unfold, sources inside the sandwich juggernaut allege that a corporate partnership with Oprah Winfrey is on the horizon. A source close to an “important person” [...]
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Are Kim Jong-Un’s Latest Acts of Aggression the Result of ‘Roid Rage’?

It’s that time of the year again. The kids are going back to school, the NFL season is about to begin, and North Korea has once again threatened to attack the United States. This season’s threats from the Hermit Kingdom came with [...]

National Hobby Store Chain To Sell DIY Abortion Kits

In a stunning reversal of company policy, a large national hobby store chain has announced plans to sell a “do it yourself” abortion kit in its 500 stores and online. This change comes amid new findings about Planned Parenthood’s practice [...]
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FDA Orders Hype Energy Drink to Drop Kim Kardashian as Ambassador

The FDA, recently angered by an Instagram photo seemingly endorsing the morning sickness drug, Diclegis, have now fired additional shots at celebrity, Kim Kardashian, according to sources in Hollywood. The FDA asserts that the Instagram selfie [...]

California Fraternity Organization Launches “Don’t Be A Snitch” Campaign, Aimed at Reducing Sexual Assault

It’s that time of year again. “Back to School!” And while you may be seeing television ads for everything from new clothing, lunch items, computers and school supplies; if you are a college student in the state of California, you soon [...]
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Kleenex Apologizes For Fetal Tissue Ad Campaign

IRVING, Tex. – A project coordinator from Kleenex® apologized for losing track of video shot for an ad campaign called Baby’s First Tissue. The video featured actors in restaurant, office and clinic settings discussing personal care [...]
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Sen. Tom Cotton Defends Gay Conversion Therapy: “Worked For Me”

West Memphis, AR, -  Facing the harsh reality that you have unwanted homosexual urges can cause tremendous strife, especially if those urges conflict with your deeply held religious beliefs. Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton, 38, is speaking out [...]
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Planned Parenthood’s ‘Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Have That Abortion’

Irving, CA, – The Center For Medical Progress, (CMP), the organization responsible for exposing Planned Parenthood doctors discussing the illegal sale of dead baby parts, has reportedly unearthed another shocking discovery that could [...]
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FDA Considers Lifting Quaalude Ban, Says Report

WASHINGTON, DC – Quaalude (methaqualone), the sedative banned in the U.S. in 1984 because of its high potential for abuse, may be heading back to a drug store near you. Originally developed in India in the 1950s and introduced into the U.S. [...]
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NY State Department Of Corrections To Switch Inmates To Vegan Diet

In the wake of the escape of inmates Richard Matt and David Sweat, the New York State Department of Corrections intends to take several steps to prevent a similar debacle from occurring again. The most recent reports out of New York are claiming [...]
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President Obama Advocates Eating Dogs In July 4th Address

President Barack Hussein Obama, in his address to the nation on Independence Day, reportedly advocated the murder, cooking and consumption of dogs. President Obama’s weekly address to the United States citizens featured the following [...]
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Viagra for Women: Side Effects Include Headache and Tiredness

US & CANADA – The drug company Sprout is seeking FDA approval for Flibanserin for a third and probably not a final time. The drug, which has been the holy grail for pharmaceutical companies ever since Rohipnol proved to be too powerful, [...]

California Grooming Salon Offers Anal Bleaching For Dogs

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Cheryl Ford, owner and operator of the opulent Orange County grooming salon Tres’ Paws Pet Spa has recently come under fire for practicing what some see as unnecessary and cruel [...]

10 Famous Suicide Notes Written In Comic Sans

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Life is an illogical pilgrimage we are all forced to trek. Our fragile human bodies clumsily stumble towards an inevitable end. Death, and with it, the Great Unknown, can touch any of [...]