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Planned Parenthood Proposes Mobile Abortion Services

<NationalReport>With funding from the Obama White House, the Department of Health and Human Services, Immigration and Naturalization, as well as a variety of social action and women’s groups, Planned Parenthood today, announced [...]
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McDonald’s Rolls Out McSushi Menu In US

<National Report>There’s something fishy going on at McDonald’s, according to several excited food bloggers, and it’s all good news for US patrons of the nation’s #1 restaurant chain! McDonald’s plans to [...]
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Comcast Reportedly Expanding Into Health Care Industry

As both Comcast and Time Warner wait to see if their merger will be approved by federal regulators, sources from inside Comcast claim that the telecommunications and cable company have multiple back-up plans. Specifically, a former Comcast [...]
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Palin Slammed By Handicapped Community Over Facebook Post Showing Son With Family Pet

<National Report>Advocates for the handicapped have directed their outrage at former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin after photos posted to her Facebook page showed family pet Lucy sitting atop the head of her youngest child, Trig, born with [...]
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Flesh Eating Bacteria Found in Water Supply Across the South

  <National Report>Health officials across the South have issued a warning of dangerously high levels of flesh-eating bacterium found in local water supplies.  Officials in Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia are asking [...]
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Study: Kids Who Know Santa is Fake Have Higher IQs

Kids who are naturally skeptical of the existence of Santa Claus do better as adults and have higher overall intelligence, this according to a report published in Science Magazine by the Wyoming Institute of Technology. The report cited various [...]
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Obamacare Pays For Octomom’s New Fertility Treatments

<National Report>According to unnamed sources, Nadya Suleman, forever known as “Octomom” after giving birth to octuplets in 2009, announced she is again receiving fertility treatments – this time courtesy of Obamacare! A [...]
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Did You Know: Heimlich Maneuver Was Invented by Nazis?

NUREMBERG, Germany – A German archivist’s discovery of a 1941 Nazi war document reportedly reveals the sinister origin of today’s life-saving ‘Heimlich maneuver.’ Franz Hoetszel, 38, discovered the 1941 file while [...]
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Sean Hannity Agrees To Rectal Feeding For Charity

NEW YORK, NY – Fox News television host and conservative commentator Sean Hannity announced his intention to be “rectally fed for charity,” in support of Bush-era enhanced interrogation techniques (EITs), revealed in a highly critical [...]
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Holiday Health Update: Mistletoe Tied To Lice Outbreaks

<National Report>Before dangling the traditional twigs and berries over the heads of loved ones this holiday season, pay attention to this vital health warning about mistletoe, the favorite holiday sprig that inspires many a Christmastime kiss. Health [...]
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Holiday Horror: Wrapping Paper Recalled Due to Lead Poisoning Danger

<National Report> Officials are warning that as many as 6 million rolls of holiday wrapping paper could contain unsafe levels of lead. The paper originated from two separate factories located in the Guangdong province of China. Initial [...]
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Hobby Lobby Announces The Addition Of Plan B and IUD’s To Their Healthcare Plan

<National Report>This morning, Hobby Lobby CEO and founder David Green sat down with the hosts of one of Oklahoma City’s affiliate morning shows Good Morning OKC to discuss the recent changes made to the company’s covered [...]
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Sarah Palin’s Alcohol Abuse, Diet Pill Addiction Rumors Spread

<National Report>Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s appearance has undergone a marked change in recent months, with family, friends, and associates expressing concerns about her health, while left-wing bloggers and the usual [...]
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Deadly Heebola Virus Discovered in Israel

Breaking News From the W.H.O. West Bank – The World Health Organization (W.H.O.) has issued an alert for anyone traveling to Israel. A dangerous and deadly Heebola virus has been discovered in the occupied West Bank, raising concerns [...]
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Millions of Thanksgiving Turkeys Recalled: Is Your Family Safe?

<National Report> The CDC has confirmed that millions of turkeys have been recalled due to safety concerns over an avian virus that the birds may be harboring. The virus is related to human influenza virus but was thought to lack the [...]
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How To: Homemade Ebola Hazmat Suits On A Budget

Due to growing concerns over the inevitable Ebola pandemic that is currently spreading throughout the US, many Americans are taking proactive measures to assure their safety. Recently, a woman was pictured wearing her own homemade hazmat suit [...]