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Obamacare Pays For Octomom’s New Fertility Treatments

<National Report>According to unnamed sources, Nadya Suleman, forever known as “Octomom” after giving birth to octuplets in 2009, announced she is again receiving fertility treatments – this time courtesy of Obamacare! A [...]
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Did You Know: Heimlich Maneuver Was Invented by Nazis?

NUREMBERG, Germany – A German archivist’s discovery of a 1941 Nazi war document reportedly reveals the sinister origin of today’s life-saving ‘Heimlich maneuver.’ Franz Hoetszel, 38, discovered the 1941 file while [...]
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Holiday Health Update: Mistletoe Tied To Lice Outbreaks

<National Report>Before dangling the traditional twigs and berries over the heads of loved ones this holiday season, pay attention to this vital health warning about mistletoe, the favorite holiday sprig that inspires many a Christmastime kiss. Health [...]
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Holiday Horror: Wrapping Paper Recalled Due to Lead Poisoning Danger

<National Report> Officials are warning that as many as 6 million rolls of holiday wrapping paper could contain unsafe levels of lead. The paper originated from two separate factories located in the Guangdong province of China. Initial [...]
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Hobby Lobby Announces The Addition Of Plan B and IUD’s To Their Healthcare Plan

<National Report>This morning, Hobby Lobby CEO and founder David Green sat down with the hosts of one of Oklahoma City’s affiliate morning shows Good Morning OKC to discuss the recent changes made to the company’s covered [...]
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Deadly Heebola Virus Discovered in Israel

Breaking News From the W.H.O. West Bank – The World Health Organization (W.H.O.) has issued an alert for anyone traveling to Israel. A dangerous and deadly Heebola virus has been discovered in the occupied West Bank, raising concerns [...]
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Millions of Thanksgiving Turkeys Recalled: Is Your Family Safe?

<National Report> The CDC has confirmed that millions of turkeys have been recalled due to safety concerns over an avian virus that the birds may be harboring. The virus is related to human influenza virus but was thought to lack the [...]
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How To: Homemade Ebola Hazmat Suits On A Budget

Due to growing concerns over the inevitable Ebola pandemic that is currently spreading throughout the US, many Americans are taking proactive measures to assure their safety. Recently, a woman was pictured wearing her own homemade hazmat suit [...]
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Kale Smoking Now A Thing, ‘Kaling’ Fad Catches Fire

LOS ANGELES, CA – Ordering a kale smoothie? Spritzing some vinaigrette on those curly miracle leaves? Just discovering the green, leafy vegetable that Southerners have been eating since Jefferson Davis was a boy? Well guess what? You’re [...]
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Ebola Infected Passenger Explodes Mid-Flight Potentially Infecting Dozens

The passengers leaving the LIR airport on flight 251 heading towards San Jose were unaware that they were about to endure a horrific ordeal. Upon boarding their flight, the other passengers noticed a woman who appeared to be very ill. Despite [...]
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As Many As 3 Million NYC Residents Exposed to Fearbola

<National Report>When news broke last week that New York Ebola doctor Craig Spencer potentially exposed up to 10,000 city residents to the deadly virus, locals generally reacted with a mixture of jaded concern and measured unease. On the [...]
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President Obama Assures Nation That Obamacare Will Cover Inevitable Ebola Pandemic

While health officials in Dallas scramble to contain a virus that could wipe out most of the US population, and insurance specialists such as, Andrea Martin, blast the POTUS’ Affordable Health Care Act for not covering Ebola, President [...]
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Infectious Disease Expert Says One-In-Five Americans Will Contract The Ebola Virus By 2016

Dr. Andrew Davenport has been studying infectious diseases for the past 20 years; 7 of which Davenport focused solely on learning about the intricate nature of multitude human-specific Ebola strands. After witnessing the Ebola virus ravage [...]
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17 Texas Kindergarteners Contract Ebola After Exposure To Liberian Foreign Exchange Student

BREAKING NEWS – The unused wing of a retirement community in Wortham, Texas was transformed into a makeshift Ebola ward early this morning after 17 kindergarten students fell violently ill and tested positive for the Ebola virus. It is [...]
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CDC Whistleblower Exposes Ebola Vaccinations Containing RFID Chips

A CDC whistleblower has recently gone on record to expose nefarious government plans which would use the impending US Ebola pandemic as an opportunity to implant RFID technology in American citizens. Brent Hopskins was a CDC contractor before [...]
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Purdon Texas Ebola Quarantine Update

Jane M. Agni is currently on location in Navarro Mills lake, nine miles from the quarantined area of Purdon, TX. A combined effort between local law enforcement and the CDC has successfully secured the quiet town of Purdon, Texas and its understandably [...]