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- ‘Wounded Social Justice Warrior Project’ Rebuilds Hope; Sense of Purpose
  
  5 years ago | Comments Off on ‘Wounded Social Justice Warrior Project’ Rebuilds Hope; Sense of Purpose
  
  Prudence Bradley, 19, found it difficult to put into words what she experienced during her days as a social justice warrior. She didn’t have to. [...]
- Trump to Nominate Chris Christie to Supreme Food Court
  
  8 years ago | 3 comments
  
  TRUMP TOWER – President-Elect Donald J. Trump has reportedly assured NJ Governor Chris Christie that, despite recent reports, he has not been banished [...]
- Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar!’ Before Photobomb
  
  8 years ago | 3 comments
  
  Amsterdam, Netherlands – According to Dutch police, a crazed man detonated a devastating photobomb on an unsuspecting newlywed couple visiting [...]
- Area Mall Offering 10% Discount to Non-Active Shooters
  
  8 years ago | 3 comments
  
  Appleton, WI – The Fox Valley Mall has come under fire (pun intended) for an ad placed in Sunday’s Press Gazette newspaper offering a mall-wide [...]
- Flint Tap Water Rated More Trustworthy than Hillary Clinton
  
  9 years ago | 3 comments
  
  A new survey released today from the Make Michigan Great Again PAC shows that residents across the state rated Flint tap water higher on the ‘Trustworthiness’ [...]
- Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Blowing Up Friend’s Inbox
  
  9 years ago | Comments Off on Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Blowing Up Friend’s Inbox
  
  De Pere, WI – A Wisconsin man is resting comfortably after an explosion rocked his inbox late Saturday afternoon. The blast occurred at approximately [...]
- Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump
  
  9 years ago | 12 comments
  
  Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will [...]
- Canada Offers to Build Wall Around Bristol Palin’s Vaginal Cavity
  
  9 years ago | 3 comments
  
  TORONTO – A northern firestorm erupted earlier today when an off-the-record comment made by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was leaked to [...]
- Sarah Palin Bans Muslims from Entering Bristol Palin
  
  9 years ago | 58 comments
  
  Wasilla, AK – Conservative superstar Sarah Palin says she supports Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump’s call for a ban on [...]
- Millions Mourn As Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 75, Found Alive
  
  10 years ago | 164 comments
  
  Millions of Americans are in mourning after news broke this afternoon that rocker/activist Ted Nugent was still alive. Word broke early, spread quickly, [...]
- Woman Comes Forward With Shocking Allegation: “I Was Not Raped By Bill Cosby”
  
  10 years ago | 15 comments
  
  <National Report>In a shocking turn of events, area woman Joyce Taylor has broken her silence and proclaimed, “I was not raped by Bill [...]
- Solar Panels Drain the Sun’s Energy, Experts Say
  
  11 years ago | 1,892 comments
  
  <National Report>This week, a scientific research facility in Wyoming made a startling discovery that is certain to change the way millions [...]