LAREDO, TX – Weeks after calling Mexicans “rapists” and criminals in his speech announcing his run for president, Donald Trump made a visit to the U.S. – Mexico border Thursday. “I think it’s important to see these low-life scumbags up close for myself. Maybe if I’m lucky I’ll catch one of them raping someone as soon as they cross the border,” Trump told reporters as stepped off his plane in Laredo.
“I’m a real stand-up guy – just ask anyone who knows me – and as you know, I’m also very rich. I think it’s important to deal with people directly, face-to-face,” Trump said. “That’s why I can’t wait to look Jose right in the eye and tell him to go the hell back home and quit trying to rob our stores and rape our women.”
A local border patrol union had been scheduled to accompany Trump to the border and attend a meeting with him, but canceled before he arrived. “I think they’re a bunch of pussies,” Trump told reporters. “If they don’t have the balls to meet with a rich, successful guy like me – and did I mention I’m rich – how are they going to stop Manuel as he’s raping an innocent, American virgin?”
Later in the day, Trump was scheduled to speak at a town hall meeting and said he was looking forward to it. “This will be my chance to meet directly with the losers who disagree with me and remind them I’m a very, very rich and successful person. I’m also a real people person, so this will be fun.”
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At least he goes to the boarder. That is more than you can say for our president.
Hey Evan – When Trumpy goes to the boarder, what exactly does he do? Demand the rent from him or what?
And the most hilarious part – even after I just mocked you on your stupidity, you almost certainly have no idea why.
Very funny – Ha! Ha!
Sorry to disappoint you and MSNBC but Obama will not be runnibg for a third term. Thank God and the Constitution.
And I am very rich–get the word out! Did I tell you i’m rich? If not sorry to disappint you again. But I am a very rich guy!
Mexican NO have and never had any right come here, and if majority of American voter don’t won Mexican, better go back or move to another Country, REMEMBER ALAMO. If insult him, go back and stay in Mexico. Time for abuser be are in a way, red color be will majority, but for illegals and Mexico be will turn real black. OUT fuckers, we no welcome no more Mexican here like illegals drugs, that are a only Mexican know doing corruption and illegals drug, OUT USA.
RIP English
RIP peoples like you who no have any respect for another older, you like liberals.
RIP English, again
The only thing American know doing corruption and illegals drug. REMEMBER AYY LMAO. OUT fuckers, we no welcome no more American here like illegals drugs. American NO have and never had any right cum here.
All of the comments before me are hilarious. If you are going to diss these people, then you can atleast speak like a proper American.
Are you thing are smart? we are in a some side, not forgive and remember respect any one. If you smart show respect.
Can someone translate this? I have no idea what Hora is trying to say.
F off
Sorry Hora, I am really trying to figure out whos side you are on. I cant make out whether you are for or against Mexicans. Yes, it’s a serious question.