
Trump Paints Himself Into A Corner in Oval Office
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Donald J. Trump, fresh from a second contentious Oval Office meeting with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, wasted no time blaming both Democrats for the breakdown in negotiations designed [...]

Trump White House Prepares Pardons for Two Jive-Ass Turkeys
<Washington, DC>In keeping with longstanding tradition, the White House is said to be preparing pardons for two jive-ass turkeys, according to high ranking officials with no knowledge of the decision. The turkeys, “Eric” [...]

Study Shows Majority Of Americans Believe Trump’s Twitter Intrinsically Linked To His Presidency
Donald Trump is infamous for his aggressive tweeting habits, which is why internet users were left utterly befuddled Thursday when @realdonaldtrump linked to a broken page on Twitter’s website.
It has been reported that a disgruntled Twitter [...]

Trump Reports World Record 39 Under Par, 12 Holes-in-One, During Golf Outing
President Donald Trump hit the links over the weekend and reportedly broke two long standing world records and accomplished golf’s greatest feat. Trump reportedly finished the round of 18 with a whopping 39 under par breaking the previous [...]

Vladimir Tops the List of Most Popular Baby Names in US
WASHINGTON, DC — Vladimir now heads the list of the most popular baby names for American boys, bumping Jackson, Aiden, Lucas, and Liam from the top spots.
The Russian moniker began trending last year, reflecting the increasing number of Republican [...]

Trump to Limit All Intelligence Briefings to 140-Characters
TRUMP TOWER – Soon after securing the Republican presidential nomination, business mogul/reality TV star Donald J. Trump swore off any and all assistance from the U.S. intelligence community, stating he did not trust the briefings he was [...]