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Trump Admin to Deregulate Pressure of Golden Showers

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<Washington, DC>According to multiple inside sources with absolutely no knowledge of the subject, the Trump Administration is looking to rollback a 1992 law regulating the pressure of golden showers to more than 2.5 gallons of urine per [...]

Trump Administration to Launch “Black Beans Matter” Campaign

4 years ago | Comments Off on Trump Administration to Launch “Black Beans Matter” Campaign
  <Washington, DC>The Trump Administration has launched a “Black Beans Matter” (“Frijoles Negros Importan”) campaign in support of a Goya Foods whose top executive was criticized last week for supporting President [...]


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