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Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump

9 years ago | 12 comments
Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will market the new condom after the thinnest-skinned man to ever run for President of the United [...]


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