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Trump White House Prepares Pardons for Two Jive-Ass Turkeys

6 years ago | 1 comment
<Washington, DC>In keeping with longstanding tradition, the White House is said to be preparing pardons for two jive-ass turkeys, according to high ranking officials with no knowledge of the decision.  The turkeys, “Eric” [...]

5 Great Ways To Entertain Guests During Your Thanksgiving Celebration

7 years ago | Comments Off on 5 Great Ways To Entertain Guests During Your Thanksgiving Celebration
For those of you who are actively avoiding the Black Friday Shopping frenzy, and actually looking forward to spending meaningful time with your family and friends, National Report has lovingly put together a list of new and unique ways to create [...]


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