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Obama to Send Large Shipment of ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ to Texas Flood Victims

9 years ago | 9 comments
Houston, TX- Massive flooding this week left at least two dead and millions homeless as the administration scrambles to deploy thoughts and prayers to local governments in coordination with FEMA and other disaster relief agencies. “We’re [...]


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