Sarah Palin Wants Afghans Banned From America’s Armchairs, Sofas, Beds & Attics
WASILLA, Alaska — In a strongly worded Facebook post, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin urged all Americans to ban knitted and crocheted afghans from their sofas, armchairs, beds, attics, and homes, to “remove the dangerous and radical forces [...]
Sarah Palin Granted Hysterical Landmark Designation By Preservation Commission
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has been designated a National Hysterical Landmark by a group calling itself The American Society for the Preservation of Landmarks. Palin, 58, is the first Hysterical Landmark designee, with future honorees to [...]
Canada Offers to Build Wall Around Bristol Palin’s Vaginal Cavity
TORONTO – A northern firestorm erupted earlier today when an off-the-record comment made by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was leaked to the outside press. During an interview with the CBC Thursday morning, Trudeau made what some [...]
Bristol Palin Diagnosed with Chronic DTF
Wasilla, AK – According to several independent Alaskan media outlets, Bristol Palin has allegedly been diagnosed with chronic DTF. This crushing news comes just one month after giving birth to her second out-of-wedlock child, the beautiful [...]
Elizabeth Warren Stunned To Learn Jos. A. Bank Is Not A Bank
BOSTON – In laying out her plan for financial reform, Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren railed against what she called “Wall Street fatcats” and predatory lenders within the mortgage industry. In a Facebook post dated April 14, Warren [...]
