Atlanta Falcons Win Popular Vote, Still Lose Super Bowl LI
<Houston, TX> The results of Super Bowl LI are in, and the winner is the New England Patriots.
After pulling out to an early 28-3 lead, Atlanta allowed the Patriots to reel off 25 consecutive points to tie the game and secure an overtime [...]
Vladimir Tops the List of Most Popular Baby Names in US
WASHINGTON, DC — Vladimir now heads the list of the most popular baby names for American boys, bumping Jackson, Aiden, Lucas, and Liam from the top spots.
The Russian moniker began trending last year, reflecting the increasing number of Republican [...]
Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump
Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will market the new condom after the thinnest-skinned man to ever run for President of the United [...]
Bristol Palin Diagnosed with Chronic DTF
Wasilla, AK – According to several independent Alaskan media outlets, Bristol Palin has allegedly been diagnosed with chronic DTF. This crushing news comes just one month after giving birth to her second out-of-wedlock child, the beautiful [...]
