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BREAKING: Bristol Palin Struck by Semi

8 years ago | 4 comments
Wasilla, AK – Bristol Palin is home resting comfortably after being struck by a semi late Friday night. The 25-year-old unwed mother of two was reportedly broadsided outside Krazy Moose Subs near the intersection of E Herning Ave and [...]

Canada Offers to Build Wall Around Bristol Palin’s Vaginal Cavity

8 years ago | 3 comments
TORONTO – A northern firestorm erupted earlier today when an off-the-record comment made by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was leaked to the outside press. During an interview with the CBC Thursday morning, Trudeau made what some [...]


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