Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Blowing Up Friend’s Inbox
De Pere, WI – A Wisconsin man is resting comfortably after an explosion rocked his inbox late Saturday afternoon. The blast occurred at approximately 4:45 pm leaving the victim, Anthony Stewart, 41, physically fine but emotionally drained. [...]
Donald Trump Hires ‘Clueless’ Stacey Dash for ‘Negro Outreach Program’
TRUMP TOWER — With his poll numbers among black voters hovering around 1%, presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump reportedly tapped actress and FOX News contributor Stacey Dash as his “Negro Outreach Program” Ambassador.
“She connects [...]
Sarah Palin Bans Muslims from Entering Bristol Palin
Wasilla, AK – Conservative superstar Sarah Palin says she supports Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump’s call for a ban on admitting Muslims into the United States, stating she once put a similar ban in place while she [...]
Sarah Palin Calls On Obama to Close Borders Bookstores
WASILLA, Alaska – Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin issued a direct plea to Barack Obama, urging him to order the Department of Homeland Security to “immediately seal off and close the nation’s borders,” and to shut down “the [...]
Sarah Palin Calls For Impeachment of Supreme Court Justices
WASILLA, Alaska – Moments after the Supreme Court ruled that the U.S. Constitution guarantees the right to same sex marriage, former Fox News commentator Sarah Palin called for the “full and unconditional impeachment of the Supreme Court [...]
