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Semen Cure All Claims Could Signal Boon

12 years ago | 14 comments
(National Report) – Semen is touted as a cure all for many physical, psychological and even economic ailments. Semen, the sticky juice extruded from male sex genitals, has been extensively studied and found to cure everything from morning [...]


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