Sarah Palin Calls for an End to Women’s Suffrage: “We’ve Suffered Enough!”
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WASILLA, Alaska — In a series of now deleted Facebook posts, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said voting for Hillary Clinton would “tarnish the silver strides women have made throughout history’s golden arches ever since the Bronze [...]
Obama to Send Large Shipment of ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ to Texas Flood Victims
Houston, TX- Massive flooding this week left at least two dead and millions homeless as the administration scrambles to deploy thoughts and prayers to local governments in coordination with FEMA and other disaster relief agencies. “We’re [...]
Trump University Offers Sarah Palin Honorary Degree in Climate Science
Manhattan – Earlier this morning, Trump University issued degrees to 4,500 students online, and drew the attention of national media when the university announced several high-profile recipients of honorary degrees, sources say. Among [...]
Sarah Palin Granted Hysterical Landmark Designation By Preservation Commission
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has been designated a National Hysterical Landmark by a group calling itself The American Society for the Preservation of Landmarks. Palin, 58, is the first Hysterical Landmark designee, with future honorees to [...]
Sarah Palin Wants Arabic Numerals Banned From America’s Schools
WASILLA, Alaska — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who recently curbed her demanding speaking schedule in order to care for her injured husband Todd, found time to support Ted Cruz’s call for stricter monitoring of Muslim neighborhoods [...]
Politifact Ranks Trump’s Penis Size Comment as “Pants-on-Fire”
Donald Trump’s promise to the American people that “I guarantee you, there’s no problem” when it comes to his penis size, has been rated “Pants on Fire” according to Politifact, the Pulitzer prize winning fact checking organization.
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