‘Wounded Social Justice Warrior Project’ Rebuilds Hope; Sense of Purpose
Prudence Bradley, 19, found it difficult to put into words what she experienced during her days as a social justice warrior. She didn’t have to. The way the slightly overweight feminist apologetically paused, fought back tears, and forced [...]
Trump University Study Finds Correlation Between Menthol Cigarettes and Voter Fraud
New York City, NY – As Donald Trump takes on the Republican establishment, Democrats and the mainstream media, he’s telling supporters they’re fighting against a “rigged” system, rife with voter fraud. The left, predictably, say talk [...]
Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Four More Years of Snowflakes
Punxsutawney, PA – The handlers of Pennsylvania’s most famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, said the furry whiskered rodent saw his shadow early Thursday morning, predicting four more years of insufferable snowflakes.
The top hat-wearing [...]
Trump to Limit All Intelligence Briefings to 140-Characters
TRUMP TOWER – Soon after securing the Republican presidential nomination, business mogul/reality TV star Donald J. Trump swore off any and all assistance from the U.S. intelligence community, stating he did not trust the briefings he was [...]
Trump to Nominate Chris Christie to Supreme Food Court
TRUMP TOWER – President-Elect Donald J. Trump has reportedly assured NJ Governor Chris Christie that, despite recent reports, he has not been banished from his inner circle, and will nominate the Bridgegate behemoth to the Supreme Food Court.
“Mr. [...]
Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar!’ Before Photobomb
Amsterdam, Netherlands – According to Dutch police, a crazed man detonated a devastating photobomb on an unsuspecting newlywed couple visiting Amsterdam on their honeymoon.
The couple, John and Maggie Hillard from Manistique, Michigan, was [...]
