Was Paula Deen Framed for Racism by Tasteless Food Trend Purists?
(National Report) –Paula Deen is an American food personality that many are calling a racist after she admitted to using the N word back in the last century. Even after the Supreme Court of the United States has declared racism dead with [...]
MO Considers Gun Ownership Requirement for Voting
(National Report) – The Missouri state legislature in Jefferson City recently passed laws making it easier to fire teachers that refuse to carry a gun into a school, lowering the age requirement for conceal and carry from 21 to 19 as well [...]
Avoiding Obama’s Same Sex Heimlich Scheme
(National Report) – While performing same sex mouth CPR is widely viewed just as homosexual as draining a groin snake bite, the same sex Heimlich maneuver falls somewhere between a lingering handshake and the tingling surge of thunder-down-under [...]
Steak, Beer and Oral Sex Secret to Long Life, Say Scientists
(National Report) – Important published works are soon to be released touting the benefits of a largely carnivore’s diet of Steak and whole grains found in beer.
The study, sponsored by the Obama administration and Michelle Obama [...]
Boy Scouts Announce Boobs Merit Badge
(National Report) – The Boy Scouts of America are beta testing a new Breasts merit badge for scouts. The badge, to be rolled out in 2014, is expected to be popular. Boob Badges will be an Eagle scout requirement starting January 1, 2015.
While [...]
Semen Cure All Claims Could Signal Boon
(National Report) – Semen is touted as a cure all for many physical, psychological and even economic ailments.
Semen, the sticky juice extruded from male sex genitals, has been extensively studied and found to cure everything from morning [...]
