Was Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker FRAMED??


<National Report>Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker has been arrested for, get this, murder. The 24-year old self proclaimed “homefree” hitchiker was arrested this evening for alledgedly beating New Jersey attorney Joseph Galfy, Jr. of Clark, N.J to death. Galfy, a 73 year old gay man, was found dead by police in his home Monday morning. An autopsy determined the cause of the death to be blunt force trauma.

Caleb “Kai” McGillvary was picked up at a bus terminal in Philadephia and was heading to Georgia to meet up with a girlfriend according to friends. He is expected to be moved to a jail in New Jersey in the coming days.


Tuesday Kai made a suprising post on FB which appears to profess his involvement in the incident asking “what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house… walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their fuckin load in you? what would you do?”.  The statement appears to suggest that Kai was a victim of sexual assault at the hands of Galfy and his retaliation resulted in murder.

America’s favorite unbathed hippie rose to internet fame earlier in February after thwarting an attack on a Pacific Gas & Electric Employee in Fresno, CA.  His 5-minute interview following the attack gained him instant notoriety and appearences across late night television becoming a viral star overnight.

A legal defense fund has been created for Caleb who is currently facing a 3-million dollar bail.  Liberal sympathizers can donate to the fund here, and you can track the progess of his legal defense here.

While we at National Report believe he was in fact framed we do not yet have concrete evidence to support such a claim.

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15 Responses to "Was Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker FRAMED??"

  1. Nigel Covington Nigel Covington says:

    Its clear to me that Kai needs to be killed. Its terrible that he was anally raped by his father, his uncle, the grandfather, and his 5th, 7th & 9th grade teachers. Though not his fault, Kai has become a monster who today is way into being fisted by large, hairy, sweaty, men. Such pent up rage for mankind and Kai’s propensity for violence makes him dangerous. KILL KAI NOW!!!

  2. News2U says:

    I do not think the last question is fair. It is very partisan. You assume Kai is pro-Obama, but he has posted some anti-Obama stuff on his website. He doesn’t like any political party.

  3. News2U says:

    Why does everything have to be politics?

    As for the post about Kai having to be killed, are you kidding, I hope? Poor attempt at humor?

  4. Daniel says:

    There is nothing to say that the two situations are linked. Kai was raped, the lawyer murdered. No evidence has been released linking the two and you picked this story up from other papers. Shame on you.

  5. Manfred Peregrine Manfred Peregrine says:

    Kai’s excuse seems flimsy. I don’t believe anyone’s ever had to ‘force’ a drug on him in his life. The oral sex on the other hand…

    I guess we shall have to wait and see.

  6. Angela says:

    So LA Times says that the link between Kai and the lawyer cannot be released, meaning the “links” stating Kai was picked up by this guy, they were friends, etc. can very well be false.

    I find this story odd. A hippie being targeted, doesn’t sound too far fetched to me.

    If I woke up with cum in my mouth, some random old guy would die on my behalf as well… those are live swimming organisms that cant be digested… ilk!!!

    And why is his bail so high??

  7. Lillian Fabricant Lillian Fabricant says:

    It took three rape kits, because someone kept contaminating the swabs by trying to smoke them, but the early reports on the DNA evidence indicate it was cat semen, NOT human semen, found in hippylord Kai’s mouth. Cat Semen has also been in the news recently regarding a spate of incidences involving members of PETA breaking into Applebee’s restaurants and contaminating the food there with cat semen and dog slobber, collected only after the dog licks its balls or another dog’s butt. Investigators are following leads in their theory that PETA operatives may have mistaken Kai for being an inhuman outrage of a baked meatloaf, and filled his mouth with cat semen in error. The cat semen donations page of PETA’s website has been removed, but facebook has denied taking any such action. This comes just weeks after the CDC issued a warning about inexplicably high levels of cat semen being found in Breast Milk and baby formula products in Philadelphia, Austin and Sonoma County, CA.

  8. Barbara Bagwell Barbara Bagwell says:

    I say put him in celebrity rehab with LiHo.

  9. Nigel Covington Nigel Covington says:

    Kai is a murderer! Just because some older total stranger, drugged him, anally raped him then blew his load into Kai’s mouth doesn’t make it OK to murder him. Nowadays people take that sort of thing as a compliment.

    • Lillian Fabricant Lillian Fabricant says:

      I heard the old dude made a frozen bullet out of, you know, and fired it from a Lady’s pearl-handled Howitzer right into Kai’s mouth, but he was so hippy-hot it melted, and the guy dropped dead from an aggressive foot fungus growing in Kai’s hair and banjo. Murderer.

  10. Don Dodondo says:

    Kai is entertaining, but he has also proven himself to be a major liar. There is also plenty of evidence that he is schizophrenic. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has committed other murders as well.

  11. Rodney Johnson says:

    I will suspend judgment until all the evidence, including Kai’s sworn testimony, comes in.

    Were he to have been framed, there is ample reasons why.

    Kai, in his few minutes of fame, dropped a lot of TRUTH that the Establishment doesn’t want published to the Sheep.

    He also represents Conscious Awareness and Awakening and of course, the PTB can’t have that, either.

    I choose, and justifiably so, to NOT BELIEVE THE MEDIA on first face. The “Authorities” always claim a slam-dunk conviction BEFORE there’s even been a trial…always.

    And we all know that cops manufacture evidence ALL THE TIME which means they also cannot be trusted. Just look at all the Death Row inmates whose convictions were overturned due to manufactured forensic evidence. 1,000’s and 1,000’s.

    Yeah, and Facebook can’t be hacked, can it? Right. It’s so easy to frame someone given today’s technology, my presumption until proven otherwise is that: