<National Report>Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker has been arrested for, get this, murder. The 24-year old self proclaimed “homefree” hitchiker was arrested this evening for alledgedly beating New Jersey attorney Joseph Galfy, Jr. of Clark, N.J to death. Galfy, a 73 year old gay man, was found dead by police in his home Monday morning. An autopsy determined the cause of the death to be blunt force trauma.
Caleb “Kai” McGillvary was picked up at a bus terminal in Philadephia and was heading to Georgia to meet up with a girlfriend according to friends. He is expected to be moved to a jail in New Jersey in the coming days.
Tuesday Kai made a suprising post on FB which appears to profess his involvement in the incident asking “what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house… walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their fuckin load in you? what would you do?”. The statement appears to suggest that Kai was a victim of sexual assault at the hands of Galfy and his retaliation resulted in murder.
America’s favorite unbathed hippie rose to internet fame earlier in February after thwarting an attack on a Pacific Gas & Electric Employee in Fresno, CA. His 5-minute interview following the attack gained him instant notoriety and appearences across late night television becoming a viral star overnight.
A legal defense fund has been created for Caleb who is currently facing a 3-million dollar bail. Liberal sympathizers can donate to the fund here, and you can track the progess of his legal defense here.
While we at National Report believe he was in fact framed we do not yet have concrete evidence to support such a claim.
Take our Public Opinion Poll: