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UK Superman Six Pack Liposuction Finally Comes to US

Kevin and Cleatus surpised their wives with Superman six pack surgery. Looking good, fellas!

Kevin and Cleatus surpised their wives with Superman six pack surgery. Looking good, fellas!

(National Report) – Men in the United Kingdom don’t have precious time to work out the 13 hours a day for luscious abdominal muscles. Most simply lack the vanity required for exercise, preferring to do small chores around the house like light bulb maintenance and hand washing delicates for the wife.

The Superman six pack is a four dimensional sculpting of the abdominal that boasts both short recovery times and ab-solute results. It has become popular in the socialist UK and now the capitalist USA.

There’s no need for Manx, the Spanx girdle for men. The unique ‘vaser’ technology gently burns away pockets of fat revealing Michelangelo’s David beneath layers of well-earned living reports the Daily Mail.

The procedure is available in the UK for £6,500, which is a little under $10,000 US dollars, not including air fare and putting up with all that British hoity-toity we’re-better-than-you-yanks-don’t-play-real-football bullying.

Kevin and Cleatus Remmington of Colorado, USA, have a more economic solution that is drawing interest from truckers and the working class. Once again, America wins. Taking some silly overpriced European idea and making it work for everyone with founding principals.

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