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Cassidy Pen’s Discussion Notes-June 18, 2014

(edited for online publication…TNReport Premium and Platinum Members, click HERE for the complete Discussion Notes Dissertation Archive.) Good morning and thank you for staying informed by reading Discussion Notes. My dear friends in Christ, [...]
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The Phish’s Five Most Dangerous Subcultures

Cassidy Pen Staff Writer The National Report TNReport-Many of you have read and taken heed of my exposé columns covering the social rot resulting from the adulation of teenage pop sensation, The Phish. I thank you all for your donations and [...]
Man up, Mr. Pistachio.

Dear Cassidy: A Phish Phan Responds…

…another edition of Cassidy’s Culture Combat Column PreNote: My dear friends in Christ, Since my arrival at the offices of The National Report, I’ve dove right in to the war on America’s great culture nose first and with [...]
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War on Christmas: Salvation Army Volunteer Attacked

<Granger, MO> In the continuing War of Christmas being waged on America by misguided atheists, a red kettle Salvation Army volunteer, Fred Merek was assaulted and seriously injured yesterday for wishing passersby a “Merry Christmas.” Merek [...]
The Assam Rape Festival in India

India Ends Diplomatic Relations With The U.S. Over Satirical Article

Assam, INDIA — People in India are outraged by a satirical article that appeared on an American website reporting a rape festival taking place in India’s northeastern state of Assam. “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, [...]
Get Rid of Feral Cats

WILDLIFE CONNECT ANNOUNCES FERAL CAT HUNTS IN 7 US CITIES!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Wildlife Connect the grassroots Facebook community effort to preserve and protect America’s wildlife has announced its first annual Father & Son Feral Cat Hunt for [...]
Belinda was savagely mauled by a vicious feral cat

Healthy Communities 3: Feral Cats – Three Ways to Control This Invasive Species

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> In part 2 of this Special Report I raise the question… Are cat lovers animal lovers too? The National Report has verified documentation from professionals as well as factual [...]