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Man up, Mr. Pistachio.

Dear Cassidy: A Phish Phan Responds…

…another edition of Cassidy’s Culture Combat Column PreNote: My dear friends in Christ, Since my arrival at the offices of The National Report, I’ve dove right in to the war on America’s great culture nose first and with [...]
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War on Christmas: Salvation Army Volunteer Attacked

<Granger, MO> In the continuing War of Christmas being waged on America by misguided atheists, a red kettle Salvation Army volunteer, Fred Merek was assaulted and seriously injured yesterday for wishing passersby a “Merry Christmas.” Merek [...]
The Assam Rape Festival in India

India Ends Diplomatic Relations With The U.S. Over Satirical Article

Assam, INDIA — People in India are outraged by a satirical article that appeared on an American website reporting a rape festival taking place in India’s northeastern state of Assam. “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, [...]
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The Covington Report Undercover… Inside Raves, Flash-Mobs & EDM

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> The Rave culture originated in Chicago during the late 1980s when the drug of choice was LSD, and “cornholein’-music” was popular with gays and ravers who enjoyed [...]
Is Cyrus Massoumi the Most Dangerous Man in America?

Shocking! Is Cyrus Massoumi The Most Dangerous Man in America? Conservative Website Linked to Subversive California Group!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> For the past six months the National Report (NR) has been investigating allegations that an underground group of dissident propaganda writers calling themselves the Obama Liberation [...]
Get Rid of Feral Cats

WILDLIFE CONNECT ANNOUNCES FERAL CAT HUNTS IN 7 US CITIES!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Wildlife Connect the grassroots Facebook community effort to preserve and protect America’s wildlife has announced its first annual Father & Son Feral Cat Hunt for [...]
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Healthy Communities 3: Feral Cats – Three Ways to Control This Invasive Species

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> In part 2 of this Special Report I raise the question… Are cat lovers animal lovers too? The National Report has verified documentation from professionals as well as factual [...]
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SPECIAL REPORT… Healthy Communities 2: Feral Cats & 30 Years of TNR

  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief An Announcement To Our Readers ~ As an independent news agency the National Report’s sole objective is to provide you with the truth, the facts, and data so you can be the judge and decide [...]
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Zimmerman Verdict: Black Gangs Attack Whites Across U.S. – Whites Encouraged to Carry Guns… (Graphic Video)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Since the not guilty verdict in the George Zimmerman trial was announced around 10 PM EST Saturday, roving gangs of black anarchists in groups from 6 to 20 have viciously attacked, [...]
Mammy Tornado Joins The National Report Team as an Advice Columnist

Ask Mammy Tornado… New Advice Columnist Joins The National Report

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> As Editor-in-Chief for the National Report I am pleased to announce that we have added an advice columnist to our team. Mammy Tornado of Chelmsford, Massachusetts, was hired this [...]
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The National Report Announces its “Win a Date With a Porn Star Contest!”

By National Report Staff <NationalReport> Publisher Alan Montgomery with The National Report has announced a second promotional drive open to the first 100 new subscribers or Facebook friends who join The National Report, America’s [...]
YOU COULD BE THE NEXT WINNER!

The National Report Announces its… “Win a Date with a Celebrity Diva Contest!”

 By National Report Staff <NationalReport> This year the National Report is proud to sponsor its Win A Date With A Celebrity Diva Contest. Contestants must be subscribers or fans and the winner will get his shot at 5 of the hottest models [...]


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