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Restaurant Massacre Caught on Video Covered Up by Corporate Enforcers? (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> (Corpus Christi, TX) – In one of the most bizarre stories ever chronicled in the annals of journalism this one is at the top of the list. Too incredible to believe I looked [...]
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Glenn Beck And Ted Cruz: “We’ll Pray the Mexican Away”

<National Report>McAllen, TX–“My faith in God has kept me away from Taco Bells for over two decades,” Ted Cruz told the assembled crowd of illegal aliens baking in the hot Texas sun, “and Jesus can do the same for you if [...]
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Killer Aussie Huntsman Spider to Infest Gulf of Mexico by End of 2015 (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Most giant Huntsman spiders are not dangerous. Though harmless if you’ve never seen one before their size can stop you dead in your tracks. The non-venomous Huntsman for years have lived in the [...]
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Day Three Of The Sarita Texas Invasion: La Raza Militia Leader Speaks

We’re currently on the outskirts of Sarita, Texas, a small town that has been invaded by members of immigration activist group, “La Raza”. This is day three of the illegal occupation, and we have been posted up with the Oath [...]
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Texas to Pass “Name Your Fetus” Bill

<National Report>In June, state legislators in Texas will vote on an anti-abortion bill that some opponents are saying is “the most draconian law” in Texas’ history, as it makes abortions significantly more challenging [...]
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Texas Church Organizing Rally Against Climate Science

<National ReportPolling data shows that one in four Americans believe that climate change is a hoax, and Baptist Minister George Davis is definitely one of them.  And with help from his congregation of 213 climate change deniers, he hopes [...]
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Texas School Gets $200 Million to Find Proof of God

<National Report>Bryan, TX–Is there a way to scientifically prove the existence of God?  That’s what researchers at Texas A&M University are about to try and discover.  The school was recently given a whopping $200 million [...]
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Texas Governor Offers to Assist in Execution of Gays Convicted in Uganda!

<National Report>Governor Rick Perry, of Texas, has reached out, in what he calls an international ‘goodwill’ gesture, offering to assist Uganda in its ‘time of need’. Governor Perry, along with an assembled group [...]
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Texas and Florida to Consider Allowing Professional Athletes to ‘Open Carry’ During Games!

<National Report>Both Texas and Florida legislatures are now considering allowing guns at professional sporting events. The proposed laws, which would allow ‘open carry’ of firearms for all fans, would also extend that same [...]
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Affluenza – A New Plague Amongst America’s Rich

It’s pretty much an unspoken truth that the lives of our wealthy citizens are worth far more than those of common folk. As a result, the wealthy should never be required to endure the excessive penalties reserved for your garden variety [...]
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Texas Scientists Given Green Light To Use Sex Offenders For Medical Research

(Sutton County, TX) – Hundreds of violent and predatory sex offenders are being transferred from multiple correctional facilities all over Texas to a specialized medical research facility where they will spend the rest of their lives [...]
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Texas Republicans Fix Alleged ID Voting Problems Over Confused Women’s Names

Reports from many dismayed women in Texas who are concerned that the new requirements for proper ID will negatively impact their ability to vote have poured into Austin since the new ID requirements went into effect recently, and has prompted [...]
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Texas Governor Rick Perry Bans All Federal Regulations!

<National Report>At a press conference in Dallas, Texas today, governor Rick Perry said that he will no longer allow the federal government to create ‘alter boys’ of the citizens of Texas. He went on to announce that all federal [...]
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Single Mothers Targeted In New Reeves County, TX Abortion Law

Texas Lawmakers are in discussion over a new bill that will make feticide mandatory for women who accept Government assistance or fall into particularly low-income brackets. This will include many would-be single mothers. Texas Council Leaders [...]
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Monsanto Sues RESIDENTS of Texas Town for Patent Violations Following Seed Mixup

<NationalReport>A mix up by the agro business conglomerate Monsanto has left residents of the Texas town of Brownfield literally scratching their heads and has fanned the flames of the national debate over the safety of genetically modified [...]
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Chuck Norris Arrested,Then Released, as Ted Nugent Loses Finger In Bizarre “Glory Hole” Attack On July 4

Galveston, Texas watering hole Bucks Bar is expected to open for business tonight after a temporary closure two days ago as a result of the peculiar 4th of July exchange between two of America’s most beloved icons of masculinity, Ted [...]