Rick Perry Blames Ebola On Gays, Threatens Virus With Pistol

At an early morning GOP fundraiser in Dallas on Tuesday, Texas Governor Rick Perry told a group of about five-hundred conservatives that he believes homosexuals are to blame for the global spread of the deadly Ebola disease, and that if [...]
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17 Texas Kindergarteners Contract Ebola After Exposure To Liberian Foreign Exchange Student

BREAKING NEWS – The unused wing of a retirement community in Wortham, Texas was transformed into a makeshift Ebola ward early this morning after 17 kindergarten students fell violently ill and tested positive for the Ebola virus. It is [...]

Feds Issue Travel Advisory for Texas Following Ebola Spread

<National Report>The U.S. Department of State has issued a travel advisory for US citizens considering travel to and from Texas.  The advisory was posted early this morning following multiple reports of a Texas town that has been [...]
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Gov. Rick Perry Suspends High School Football In Texas

<National Report>Texas Governor Rick Perry made a controversial move this week when he proposed suspending all high school football programs in the state. Perry’s proposed ban on the sport comes just after the shocking deaths of [...]
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Rick Perry’s Plan: Secede Texas From US, Avoid Jail Time

Texas Governor Rick Perry may have figured out how he’ll evade jail time over his indictment troubles, though the solution is likely to cause even more problems for the 2012 presidential candidate. His plan? Have Texas secede from the [...]
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15 Year Old Who “SWATTED” Gamer Convicted Of Domestic Terrorism; 25 Years To Life In Federal Prison

DeQuincy, LA — What many teenagers these days are considering a harmless prank, has landed one online gamer in more trouble than he could have ever imagined. In a Louisiana courtroom today, 15-year-old Paul Horner broke down in tears after [...]
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Restaurant Massacre Caught on Video Covered Up by Corporate Enforcers? (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> (Corpus Christi, TX) – In one of the most bizarre stories ever chronicled in the annals of journalism this one is at the top of the list. Too incredible to believe I looked [...]

Glenn Beck And Ted Cruz: “We’ll Pray the Mexican Away”

<National Report>McAllen, TX–“My faith in God has kept me away from Taco Bells for over two decades,” Ted Cruz told the assembled crowd of illegal aliens baking in the hot Texas sun, “and Jesus can do the same for you if [...]
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Killer Aussie Huntsman Spider to Infest Gulf of Mexico by End of 2015 (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Most giant Huntsman spiders are not dangerous. Though harmless if you’ve never seen one before their size can stop you dead in your tracks. The non-venomous Huntsman for years have lived in the [...]

Day Three Of The Sarita Texas Invasion: La Raza Militia Leader Speaks

We’re currently on the outskirts of Sarita, Texas, a small town that has been invaded by members of immigration activist group, “La Raza”. This is day three of the illegal occupation, and we have been posted up with the Oath [...]

Texas to Pass “Name Your Fetus” Bill

<National Report>In June, state legislators in Texas will vote on an anti-abortion bill that some opponents are saying is “the most draconian law” in Texas’ history, as it makes abortions significantly more challenging [...]

Texas Church Organizing Rally Against Climate Science

<National ReportPolling data shows that one in four Americans believe that climate change is a hoax, and Baptist Minister George Davis is definitely one of them.  And with help from his congregation of 213 climate change deniers, he hopes [...]

Texas School Gets $200 Million to Find Proof of God

<National Report>Bryan, TX–Is there a way to scientifically prove the existence of God?  That’s what researchers at Texas A&M University are about to try and discover.  The school was recently given a whopping $200 million [...]

Texas Governor Offers to Assist in Execution of Gays Convicted in Uganda!

<National Report>Governor Rick Perry, of Texas, has reached out, in what he calls an international ‘goodwill’ gesture, offering to assist Uganda in its ‘time of need’. Governor Perry, along with an assembled group [...]

Texas and Florida to Consider Allowing Professional Athletes to ‘Open Carry’ During Games!

<National Report>Both Texas and Florida legislatures are now considering allowing guns at professional sporting events. The proposed laws, which would allow ‘open carry’ of firearms for all fans, would also extend that same [...]

Affluenza – A New Plague Amongst America’s Rich

It’s pretty much an unspoken truth that the lives of our wealthy citizens are worth far more than those of common folk. As a result, the wealthy should never be required to endure the excessive penalties reserved for your garden variety [...]