Horner G6S Mercenary Inc. in action

U.S. Company Hiring Mercenaries To Kill ISIS; Starting Pay $500K/yr – Only Requirement Is To Kill Members Of ISIS

Phoenix, AZ — An up-and-coming militant organization, Horner G6S Mercenary Incorporated, or simply known as G6S, which has known ties to the U.S. military, says it is now aggressively hiring the general public for the specific purpose of [...]

Obama to Host Religious Awareness Halloween Party: Will Go As a Muslim

<National Report>White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that President Obama will be hosting a “Religious Awareness Halloween Celebration”. President Obama will be wearing traditional Muslim attire, and Mrs. Obama [...]
Obama signs executive order to draft public assistance recipients

Obama To Draft Public Assistance Recipients In Fight Against Ebola

<National Report>President Barack H. Obama is reportedly set to issue an emergency executive order to draft and mobilize the nation’s legion of public assistance recipients in the fight to contain the Ebola virus. Starting in early [...]
Obama makes November is National Muslim Appreciation Month

Obama Declares November National Muslim Appreciation Month

Washington, DC — President Barack Obama held a press conference to announce that he is declaring the month of November ‘National Muslim Appreciation Month’. “The Muslim community deserves our full acceptance and respect,” [...]
Secret Service Employee of the Month Plaque

Secret Service Suspends Employee of the Month Award Program UPDATE: PIERSON RESIGNS

WASHINGTON, DC – Secret Service director Julia Pierson faced intense questioning on Capitol Hill Tuesday after the latest White House security breach involving ‘fence jumper’ Omar Gonzalez.  The intruder was able to run across [...]

Holder to Obama: Do Your Own Dirty Work

<National Report>Today, the United States and the world learned the shocking details behind U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder’s resignation, and the details weren’t pretty. According to sources close to the White House, Holder [...]
Militant website/AP Photo

Terrorist Exchanged For Bowe Bergdahl Now Top ISIS Commander

<National Report>Mullah Mohammed Fazi, one of the five Guantanamo Bay detainees released by the Obama administration in exchange for Bowe Bergdahl, has been confirmed to be currently in Iraq. Fazi, the Taliban’s former Defense Minister, [...]

Bureau of Engraving Soliciting Ideas for Obama Commemorative Stamp!

<National Report>The United Stares Bureau of Engraving and Printing, or BEP, announced this week that it is in the early stages of creating an official Barack Obama postage stamp which will be released to coincide with the end of Obama’s [...]
President Obama raising the minimum drinking age to 24

Obama Raising The Minimum Drinking Age To 24 In October

Washington, DC — In a press conference at the White House today, President Barack Obama announced his controversial decision to raise the minimum drinking age from 21 to 24 years of age. “We must work harder to protect the young people [...]
John Boehner lawsuit against President Barack Obama

Boehner Announces $12 Billion Lawsuit Against President Obama

Washington, DC — The question of how much money Speaker John Boehner is suing President Barack Obama for has finally been answered. The answer is twelve billion dollars. Yes, that’s billion, with a “b”. Speaking at a press [...]
Last photograph of Covington early Friday morning in Grabovo

American Journalist Missing in Ukraine – Are Western Journalist Being Targeted?

By Rayne Covelli July 27, 2014 – 7:52 am Just 12 hours since learning of our editor-in-chief Nigel Covington’s mysterious disappearance there has been no word on his whereabouts. According to Covington’s Russian friend a journalist [...]
Border Patrol Agents Monitor US-Mexico Border

White House Plans To Recruit Illegals To Guard Nation’s Border!

<NationalReport>Hoping to appeal to fiscal conservatives, as well as addressing concerns over illegal immigration and our porous border with Mexico, the Obama White House has quietly begun to test an experimental program which they hope [...]

ISIS Uncovers Saddam’s Hidden WMD Stores

Stores Discovered in Areas East, West, South and North Around Tikrit and Baghdad By: Cassidy Pen, The National Report Staff Journalist HANJABI, Iraq — President Obama is currently meeting privately with his cabinet to discuss the news [...]
Obama August Muslim Awareness month

Obama Proclaims August International Muslim Awareness Month

Washington, DC — In a proclamation issued today, President Obama has designated August as ‘International Muslim Awareness Month’. “The Muslim community around the world deserves our full acceptance, respect, apologies and [...]
Gay wedding at the white house

Obama To Ordain First Gay Marriage At The White House Between Michael Sam and Vito Cammisano

Washington, DC — In what is being dubbed as the “Wedding Of The Century”, openly-gay football star of the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam and his long-time boyfriend, Vito Cammisano, are to be married at the White House, with President [...]

Obama’s Secret Gun Control Negotiations

<National Report>Following heavy lobbying efforts from anti-gun groups the Obama administration is making a strong push through backdoor negotiations for stunning new firearm control policies. Speaking on conditions of anonymity a White [...]