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Obama Orders EPA to “Cork” Old Faithful Geyser To Reduce Global Warming

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK – “Old Faithful” geyser, the beloved National Historic Landmark and tourist attraction, will be “corked” by the Environmental Protection Agency to reduce the effects of climate change, according [...]
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White House Launches #GayLivesMatter Hashtag Following Obama’s Trip to Africa

Washington, D.C.  –  Former President George W. Bush’s legacy on Africa has been praised worldwide and is one of his greatest accomplishments as leader of the free world. With more than $5 billion a year in humanitarian aid, Bush has [...]
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Obama Family Vacations Surpass $100 Million

Washington, D.C., – For the sixth time in as many summers, the Obama family will vacation in Martha’s Vineyard this August. With this trip the first family will exceed $100 million in taxpayer dollars spent on vacation travel expenses, [...]
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President Obama Advocates Eating Dogs In July 4th Address

President Barack Hussein Obama, in his address to the nation on Independence Day, reportedly advocated the murder, cooking and consumption of dogs. President Obama’s weekly address to the United States citizens featured the following [...]
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President Obama to Declare 6/26/16 National Equality Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Obama called the Supreme Court decision requiring states to recognize same-sex marriage “a victory for America.” Now the Commander in Chief is set to honor those who fought for marriage equality by issuing [...]
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WI Gov. Scott Walker Challenges Supreme Court Justices to Fist Fight

Madison, WI – In a historic victory for the gay rights movement, the United States Supreme Court ruled by a 5-4 vote on Friday that the constitution guarantees the right to same-sex marriage. This SCOTUS decision comes on the heels of another [...]
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Obama Will Not Run For President In 2016

President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle have apparently already begun preparations for their post-White House life. The Obamas appear to have a strong desire to return to the greater Chicago, Illinois area after the Presidents term is [...]
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Mike Huckabee: Wait to Join Kiss Army Until Obama Leaves Office

Detroit Rock City, USA – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) suggested Friday that young Americans planning to join the Kiss Army should wait until President Barack Obama leaves office because his administration has an “open hostility [...]
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President Obama Nominates Kanye West to Head National Endowment for the Arts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Despite his unscripted remarks in which President Obama referred to the popular rapper as a “jackass” following Kanye West’s storming of the stage at 2009’s VMA awards, the White House is set to announce the [...]
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Obama’s Executive Amnesty Will Grant Illegals Marijuana Seller Permits

Washington, D.C. – President Obama’s executive amnesty will provide immigrants with many controversial benefits that have many Americans scratching their heads. Recently the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC), has sparked the most outrage, [...]
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U.S. Looks to Trademark “Uncle Sam” for Added Revenue

I want you to….pay me for the right to use this phrase! That, if the United States government gets its way this month as it introduces legislation to trademark its famous slogan and caricature. This week, Solicitor General Donald B. Verrilli, [...]
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IRS Declares Bankruptcy: Many Refunds Due Cancelled

Hard economic times and the irresponsibility of politicians in Washington have hit hard and come home to roost at the Internal Revenue Service. IRS director John Koshinskin has disclosed that the organization is perilously close to financial [...]
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Obama’s Secret Gun Control Negotiations

  <National Report>Following heavy lobbying efforts from anti-gun groups the Obama administration is making a strong push through backdoor negotiations for stunning new firearm control policies. Speaking on conditions of anonymity [...]
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President Obama… “White Privilege & Christianity Slowed American Progress”

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Earlier today, President Obama, delivered his report on America’s trade performance and the economy before a crowd of entrepreneurs, businessmen and small business owners at a conference in Dallas, [...]
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Obamacare Costs Projected To Rise 127% In 2015 Due To Immigration Executive Order

The Affordable Care Act, often refered to as Obamacare, is now projected to have the single largest one year cost increase of any government program in the history of the United States. The added expense is guaranteed to have severe negative [...]
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Obama Announces 1.25% Sales Tax Increase In Order To Pay Muslim Retributions

President Obama has announced an executive order which is slated to take effect sometime within the second quarter of 2015. In a recent slew of executive orders, this may be the most widely controversial decision made by the president to date. According [...]