ISIS Uncovers Saddam’s Hidden WMD Stores

Stores Discovered in Areas East, West, South and North Around Tikrit and Baghdad By: Cassidy Pen, The National Report Staff Journalist HANJABI, Iraq — President Obama is currently meeting privately with his cabinet to discuss the news [...]
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Obama Proclaims August International Muslim Awareness Month

Washington, DC — In a proclamation issued today, President Obama has designated August as ‘International Muslim Awareness Month’. “The Muslim community around the world deserves our full acceptance, respect, apologies and [...]
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Obama To Ordain First Gay Marriage At The White House Between Michael Sam and Vito Cammisano

Washington, DC — In what is being dubbed as the “Wedding Of The Century”, openly-gay football star of the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam and his long-time boyfriend, Vito Cammisano, are to be married at the White House, with President [...]

Obama’s Secret Gun Control Negotiations

<National Report>Following heavy lobbying efforts from anti-gun groups the Obama administration is making a strong push through backdoor negotiations for stunning new firearm control policies. Speaking on conditions of anonymity a White [...]
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African-American Membership in Klan at All Time High

By Cassidy Pen ATLANTA, Georgia (TNReport) – President Obama, Hollywood, current events, and social diversity are reasons experts claim African-American membership in the Ku Klux Klan is higher than it has ever been. The traditionally [...]

Vermont Student Suspended, Expelled for Anti-Obama Essay

<National Report>A ten-year old school student in Rutland, Vermont was suspended from his public school, and later expelled, after submitting an essay that criticized the presidency of Barack Obama, setting off a legal dispute that is [...]

Obama Wants US Navy to Use Sailing Ships, Memo Says

<National Report>An internal Defense Department memo obtained by WikiLeaks on Monday reveals that President Obama has ordered the US Navy to research and estimate the pros, cons, and costs of reverting back to wind-powered sailing vessels, [...]
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Obama Extends U.S. Occupation Of Afghan Opium Production To 2018 – Opium Production At All Time High

Washington, DC — President Obama held a press conference today to announce the extension of U.S. military forces in Afghanistan to protect the opium trade. “We need to preserve the interest of the Afghan people,” Obama told reporters. [...]
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Today’s Democrats Support Big Fed Spying, Gun Seizures & Warrantless Searches

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Two decades ago the Democratic party supported American laws and values. What separated Democrats from Republicans was democrats viewed things more liberally than Republicans. Democrats stood up for [...]
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Verizon Price Increase For Visitors Of Fox News & Other Conservative Websites Begin May 1st

Washington, DC — Beginning May 1st of this year, Verizon is raising its rates for customers who still wish to view any one of the twenty-eight various websites included in their upcoming price hike. Access to one or all of the twenty-eight [...]
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Dogs Fed Dennis Rodman In Critical Condition After Poisoning

Pyongyang, North Korea — Fifty-four North Korean dogs were hospitalized in critical condition today after becoming violently ill. The hounds were found with unknown toxins in their blood that doctors say are a direct result from eating Dennis [...]

Maryland Middle School Requires Children To Cross Dress For “LGBTQ Appreciation Day”

(St. Leonard, MD) – Parents in the town of St. Leonard, MD were aghast after learning what the staff at Heritage Middle School required children to do for a passing grade. The outrage stems from an event held this past Monday, a day which [...]
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Shocking Survey Reveals That Majority of American Women Sexually Attracted to President Obama!

<NationalReport>Washington, DC – A soon to be released study reveals that a majority of American women feel sexually attracted to President Barrack Obama. In a year long survey commissioned by the Center for Responsible Advocacy, [...]
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White House Plans To Recruit Illegals To Guard Nation’s Border!

<NationalReport>Hoping to appeal to fiscal conservatives, as well as addressing concerns over illegal immigration and our porous border with Mexico, the Obama White House has quietly begun to test an experimental program which they hope [...]
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Obama Dines With Kansas Waiter Who Received Anti-Gay Message And No Tip

Overland Park, Kansas — President Obama made a surprise visit to a Kansas restaurant where he spoke with a waiter who made national headlines last week for receiving an anti-gay message and no gratuity from a couple that he had waited on. It [...]
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Obama Pays Out $500m to Purchase 5,000,000 Lines of Worthless Computer Code

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> Its no secret that President Obama, wanted to keep the $500 million in contract dollars to build the president’s greatest technical achievement, the flagship high-tech, [...]