US military in the poppy fields of Afghanistan

Obama Extends U.S. Occupation Of Afghan Opium Production To 2018 – Opium Production At All Time High

Washington, DC — President Obama held a press conference today to announce the extension of U.S. military forces in Afghanistan to protect the opium trade. “We need to preserve the interest of the Afghan people,” Obama told reporters. [...]
No to Democrats at 500

Today’s Democrats Support Big Fed Spying, Gun Seizures & Warrantless Searches

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Two decades ago the Democratic party supported American laws and values. What separated Democrats from Republicans was democrats viewed things more liberally than Republicans. Democrats stood up for [...]
Verizon Price Increase

Verizon Price Increase For Visitors Of Fox News & Other Conservative Websites Begin May 1st

Washington, DC — Beginning May 1st of this year, Verizon is raising its rates for customers who still wish to view any one of the twenty-eight various websites included in their upcoming price hike. Access to one or all of the twenty-eight [...]
Dennis Rodman fed to dogs in North Korea

Dogs Fed Dennis Rodman In Critical Condition After Poisoning

Pyongyang, North Korea — Fifty-four North Korean dogs were hospitalized in critical condition today after becoming violently ill. The hounds were found with unknown toxins in their blood that doctors say are a direct result from eating Dennis [...]

Maryland Middle School Requires Children To Cross Dress For “LGBTQ Appreciation Day”

(St. Leonard, MD) – Parents in the town of St. Leonard, MD were aghast after learning what the staff at Heritage Middle School required children to do for a passing grade. The outrage stems from an event held this past Monday, a day which [...]
The President Uses Fake Images to Portray Himself as Competent, Confident and a World Leader

Obama Uses Fake Photos! “Photogate” Creates Illusion of the “Most Transparent Government” in History… The Covington Report

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> For the past 16 days President Obama’s approval rating has become the lowest recorded in American history, since the Gallup Poll began publishing approval ratings in the [...]
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Shocking Survey Reveals That Majority of American Women Sexually Attracted to President Obama!

<NationalReport>Washington, DC – A soon to be released study reveals that a majority of American women feel sexually attracted to President Barrack Obama. In a year long survey commissioned by the Center for Responsible Advocacy, [...]
Border Patrol Agents Monitor US-Mexico Border

White House Plans To Recruit Illegals To Guard Nation’s Border!

<NationalReport>Hoping to appeal to fiscal conservatives, as well as addressing concerns over illegal immigration and our porous border with Mexico, the Obama White House has quietly begun to test an experimental program which they hope [...]
Obama eats with gay waiter in Kansas

Obama Dines With Kansas Waiter Who Received Anti-Gay Message And No Tip

Overland Park, Kansas — President Obama made a surprise visit to a Kansas restaurant where he spoke with a waiter who made national headlines last week for receiving an anti-gay message and no gratuity from a couple that he had waited on. It [...]
Obama Witch Doctor

Obama Pays Out $500m to Purchase 5,000,000 Lines of Worthless Computer Code

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> Its no secret that President Obama, wanted to keep the $500 million in contract dollars to build the president’s greatest technical achievement, the flagship high-tech, [...]
Martial Law Russian Troops Arrive

Obama Administration Welcomes Russian Soldiers To Implement Martial Law During Government Shutdown

(USA) – As discord continues to brew among US citizens over the unsettled government shutdown, National Report has received word that the Obama administration has taken steps to prepare for an inevitable nationwide catastrophe. Several [...]

President Obama Awarded Second Nobel Prize for ObamaCare

(National Report)  – The Nobel Prize Committee will announce Obama’s second Nobel Prize win sometime next week. Rumors that Obama is being strongly considered for a second Nobel Peace Prize for successfully implementing ObamaCare, [...]

Obama Threatens To Plunge World into Economic Ruin Demands GOP Unconditionally Surrender!

  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> President Obama has made it clear that he gets 100% of what he demands and if not he will force America into default. How is this not economic terrorism. Why won’t [...]
Suck my glock  - militant angry gays riot

The New Bullies: Violent Gay Hate Groups – Media Black Out – The Covington Report

  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Weekend Evening Edition Sunday, October 6, 2013 <National Report> There’s a reason you haven’t heard about the growing numbers of gay hate groups or their recent organized [...]
Muslim Museum

Obama Uses Own Money To Open Muslim Museum Amid Government Shutdown

Washington, DC — While up to 800,000 federal workers faced life without a paycheck as Day Two of the government shutdown kicked in, President Barack Obama held a press conference to announce that he is using his own money to open the federally [...]

Obamacare Leaks Personal Information Of Its Applicants

(USA) – Day one of Obamacare has already seen the loss of patients personal information. Tens of thousands of Obamacare applicants had their data breached when it was sent out over an unencrypted Government internet connection late October [...]

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