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Wayne LaPierre Gets Choked Up About Guns Not Sold After Failed Background Checks

FAIRFAX, VA — At a press conference early Friday morning, National Rifle Association Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre broke down into uncontrollable sobbing when he started talking to reporters about “all the guns that won’t [...]
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TRIM JOBS? Paul Ryan’s Beard Tests Positive for President Obama’s Fecal Matter

Washington, DC – The Freedom Caucus, the congressional caucus consisting of conservative Republican members of the United States House of Representatives, announced today they have a definitive answer as to why House Speaker Rep. Paul Ryan [...]
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Boehner Criticizes Obama Gun Speech – “I Cry Better”

President Barack Obama delivered a speech on Tuesday that outlined his plans to attempt to curb gun violence in the United States. During what has been referred to in the media as an “emotional” speech, President Obama appeared [...]
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Obama’s Socialist Takeover Shocker: U.S. Economy Adds 270k New Jobs In October

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Republicans on the Hill are, according to several anonymous staffers, scrambling at this hour. What has set the conservative wing of the American political spectrum aflutter is that when the jobs numbers were released, [...]
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Mitch McConnell: Let’s Make Obama a Three Term President!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Reports are coming from several Republican congressional aides with knowledge of the subject that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) has become extremely nervous about his party’s chances in next year’s [...]
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Small Michigan Town Will Accept 4,500 Syrian Refugees

Washington, D.C. – Under President Obama, the U.S. has been receiving 70,000 refugees per year. They are selected by the United Nations, screened by the FBI, and resettled into more than 190 cities and towns across America. President Obama [...]
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Leftists Secretly Gathering for History Book Conference

BY CASSIDY PEN, TNReport Investigative Reporter cassidy.pen@truthink.net Students across America will soon be taught the far left’s take on American History should proposals agreed on during high-level closed door meetings ever see the [...]
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Obama Orders EPA to “Cork” Old Faithful Geyser To Reduce Global Warming

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK – “Old Faithful” geyser, the beloved National Historic Landmark and tourist attraction, will be “corked” by the Environmental Protection Agency to reduce the effects of global warming, according [...]
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White House Launches #GayLivesMatter Hashtag Following Obama’s Trip to Africa

Washington, D.C.  –  Former President George W. Bush’s legacy on Africa has been praised worldwide and is one of his greatest accomplishments as leader of the free world. With more than $5 billion a year in humanitarian aid, Bush has [...]
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Obama Family Vacations Surpass $100 Million

Washington, D.C., – For the sixth time in as many summers, the Obama family will vacation in Martha’s Vineyard this August. With this trip the first family will exceed $100 million in taxpayer dollars spent on vacation travel expenses, [...]
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President Obama Advocates Eating Dogs In July 4th Address

President Barack Hussein Obama, in his address to the nation on Independence Day, reportedly advocated the murder, cooking and consumption of dogs. President Obama’s weekly address to the United States citizens featured the following [...]
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President Obama to Declare 6/26/16 National Equality Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Obama called the Supreme Court decision requiring states to recognize same-sex marriage “a victory for America.” Now the Commander in Chief is set to honor those who fought for marriage equality by issuing [...]
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WI Gov. Scott Walker Challenges Supreme Court Justices to Fist Fight

Madison, WI – In a historic victory for the gay rights movement, the United States Supreme Court ruled by a 5-4 vote on Friday that the constitution guarantees the right to same-sex marriage. This SCOTUS decision comes on the heels of another [...]
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Obama Will Not Run For President In 2016

President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle have apparently already begun preparations for their post-White House life. The Obamas appear to have a strong desire to return to the greater Chicago, Illinois area after the Presidents term is [...]
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Mike Huckabee: Wait to Join Kiss Army Until Obama Leaves Office

Detroit Rock City, USA – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) suggested Friday that young Americans planning to join the Kiss Army should wait until President Barack Obama leaves office because his administration has an “open hostility [...]
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President Obama Nominates Kanye West to Head National Endowment for the Arts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Despite his unscripted remarks in which President Obama referred to the popular rapper as a “jackass” following Kanye West’s storming of the stage at 2009’s VMA awards, the White House is set to announce the [...]