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Why Windows 10? Because Windows 9 is Exclusive to Obama

Microsoft just unveiled Windows 10 to the world, and users around the globe are excited to see a return to the features they loved in Windows 7, which Windows 8 didn’t offer. But a lot of people want to know why Microsoft went from Windows [...]
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2014 Federal Tax Refunds To Be Delayed Until October 2015

<National Report>Normally when you file your taxes whatever money is owed back to you is quickly repaid. The process of getting your money back has been made even quicker in recent years through the use of E-file and direct deposit of [...]
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White House “Beer Summit” in Ferguson Ends In Drunken Brawls

The first of three planned “Beer Summits” in Ferguson, Missouri, which were organized and funded by the White House, ended in violence Monday evening after intoxicated police officers put an unarmed citizen in a chokehold, sparking [...]
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Holder to Obama: Do Your Own Dirty Work

<National Report>Today, the United States and the world learned the shocking details behind U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder’s resignation, and the details weren’t pretty. According to sources close to the White House, Holder [...]
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Federal Government’s Drone-Based Speedtraps Begin Issuing Un-Contestable Speeding Tickets Nationwide November 1st

MARYLAND – If you live in the test market outside Washington DC, you’re already familiar with the new federal speeding tickets by mail. Maybe you already received one in the mail, and chances are, you will. But these aren’t the [...]
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Naughty Photos of Michelle Obama Leaked Online In Latest “Fappening” Wave

Two photographs of First Lady Michelle Obama, both partially nude, were posted to Reddit and Imgur Sunday morning amid the latest wave of digital thefts of nude celebrity photos uploaded to Apple and Google cloud-based storage services, which [...]
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EV-D68 To Blame For Child’s Death

<National Report>The Enterovirus D68, or EV-D68 took American children by storm in early August 2014. While the Enterovirus is a relatively common phenomenon, the D68 strain is not, and it has hospitalized hundreds of children within the [...]
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Thrilla In Wasilla: Palin Speaks Out, Blames Obama For Bar Brawl

A flustered and agitated Sarah Palin has finally broken her silence regarding the so-called “Thrilla in Wasilla,” a bar-room brawl in Alaska where several members of her family, particularly Bristol Palin, were allegedly the agitators. [...]
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Obama to Visit Mosque, Host Muslim Leaders on 9/11

<National Report>White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that President Obama will be visiting a Washington D.C. area Mosque on the morning of September 11th as a goodwill gesture to Muslim Americans. The name and location [...]
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Koch Brothers Funding ISIS, Kenyan Newspaper Claims

A newspaper in Nairobi, Kenya claimed on Sunday that they’ve acquired evidence that wealthy American industrialists and political activists David and Charles Koch — the famed “Koch Brothers” — have been channeling [...]
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Obama To Resign January 1st Amid New Benghazi Revelations

According to several senior-ranking White House officials, President Barack Obama will resign from office on January 1st 2015, after learning that a so-called “Smoking Gun” story regarding the Benghazi scandal will soon be revealed. [...]
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Ferguson Gang Leader Admits “Eric Holder Paid Us To Start Riots”

Eric Holder’s career has survived a long list of scandals; The 2008 Black Panther debacle, overturning Arizona’s immigration laws and ‘Fast and Furious‘ immediately spring to mind. These, however, pale in comparison to [...]
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Bureau of Engraving Soliciting Ideas for Obama Commemorative Stamp!

<National Report>The United Stares Bureau of Engraving and Printing, or BEP, announced this week that it is in the early stages of creating an official Barack Obama postage stamp which will be released to coincide with the end of Obama’s [...]
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Obama Raising The Minimum Drinking Age To 24 In October

Washington, DC — In a press conference at the White House today, President Barack Obama announced his controversial decision to raise the minimum drinking age from 21 to 24 years of age. “We must work harder to protect the young people [...]
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Obama Begins Handing Out Free Flights to Illegal Immigrants

On August 5th, former Congressman Allen West said on Facebook that it had “just been leaked” that President Barack Obama was planning on nationalizing American airline companies, with the goal of providing free flights into the United [...]
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Potential Ebola Outbreak Prompts Martial Law

<National Report> A potentially deadly Ebola outbreak in the United States has prompted President Barack Obama to declare Martial Law. He is reportedly demanding US citizens surrender their guns or they will be confiscated. In a press [...]