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Obama to Send Large Shipment of ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ to Texas Flood Victims

Houston, TX- Massive flooding this week left at least two dead and millions homeless as the administration scrambles to deploy thoughts and prayers to local governments in coordination with FEMA and other disaster relief agencies. “We’re [...]

Martha’s Vineyard Confederate Statue Throws Shade On Obama’s Vacation

OAK BLUFFS, Mass. – Controversy surrounding Confederate symbols surfaced in the most unlikely place this week: the affluent summer colony of Martha’s Vineyard, the exclusive New England island resort where President Obama is spending [...]
Muslim museum open thanks to Obama

Protected: Obama Uses Own Money To Open Muslim Museum Amid Government Shutdown

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Senators McCain and Graham Vow to Spend Countless Hours on Fox Blaming Obama Administration for Boston Bombing

<National Report>The Obama Administration was quick to announce today’s bombing in Boston occurred “spontaneously” in response to an the running of the Boston Marathon and NOT a coordinated terrorist attack.  Senators McCain [...]


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