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EV-D68 To Blame For Child’s Death

<National Report>The Enterovirus D68, or EV-D68 took American children by storm in early August 2014. While the Enterovirus is a relatively common phenomenon, the D68 strain is not, and it has hospitalized hundreds of children within the [...]
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Thrilla In Wasilla: Palin Speaks Out, Blames Obama For Bar Brawl

A flustered and agitated Sarah Palin has finally broken her silence regarding the so-called “Thrilla in Wasilla,” a bar-room brawl in Alaska where several members of her family, particularly Bristol Palin, were allegedly the agitators. [...]
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Obama to Visit Mosque, Host Muslim Leaders on 9/11

<National Report>White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced today that President Obama will be visiting a Washington D.C. area Mosque on the morning of September 11th as a goodwill gesture to Muslim Americans. The name and location [...]
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Koch Brothers Funding ISIS, Kenyan Newspaper Claims

A newspaper in Nairobi, Kenya claimed on Sunday that they’ve acquired evidence that wealthy American industrialists and political activists David and Charles Koch — the famed “Koch Brothers” — have been channeling [...]
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Obama To Resign January 1st Amid New Benghazi Revelations

According to several senior-ranking White House officials, President Barack Obama will resign from office on January 1st 2015, after learning that a so-called “Smoking Gun” story regarding the Benghazi scandal will soon be revealed. [...]
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Ferguson Gang Leader Admits “Eric Holder Paid Us To Start Riots”

Eric Holder’s career has survived a long list of scandals; The 2008 Black Panther debacle, overturning Arizona’s immigration laws and ‘Fast and Furious‘ immediately spring to mind. These, however, pale in comparison to [...]
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Bureau of Engraving Soliciting Ideas for Obama Commemorative Stamp!

<National Report>The United Stares Bureau of Engraving and Printing, or BEP, announced this week that it is in the early stages of creating an official Barack Obama postage stamp which will be released to coincide with the end of Obama’s [...]
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Obama Raising The Minimum Drinking Age To 24 In October

Washington, DC — In a press conference at the White House today, President Barack Obama announced his controversial decision to raise the minimum drinking age from 21 to 24 years of age. “We must work harder to protect the young people [...]
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Obama Begins Handing Out Free Flights to Illegal Immigrants

On August 5th, former Congressman Allen West said on Facebook that it had “just been leaked” that President Barack Obama was planning on nationalizing American airline companies, with the goal of providing free flights into the United [...]
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Potential Ebola Outbreak Prompts Martial Law

<National Report> A potentially deadly Ebola outbreak in the United States has prompted President Barack Obama to declare Martial Law. He is reportedly demanding US citizens surrender their guns or they will be confiscated. In a press [...]
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Did Obama Just Admit his Kenyan Birth During a State Dinner?

During a State dinner Tuesday evening at the White House, President Barack Obama gave new fuel to conspiracy theorists across the nation and around the globe after admitting, seemingly by accident, that he was not born in the United States, [...]
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Boehner Announces $12 Billion Lawsuit Against President Obama

Washington, DC — The question of how much money Speaker John Boehner is suing President Barack Obama for has finally been answered. The answer is twelve billion dollars. Yes, that’s billion, with a “b”. Speaking at a press [...]
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Obama Says American Capitalism To End When Hillary Elected

<National Report>President Obama has had a few problems with hot mic moments over the course of his presidency. From joking that he hadn’t had a cigarette in six years because he was “scared” of his wife, to telling Russian [...]
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Obama Plans To Reduce Deficit By Cutting Tax Exempt Status Of Christian Churches

<National Report>Churches related to Christian denominations could lose their tax exempt status if President Barack Obama has his way. During a recent press conference, Obama expressed to reporters his hope to reduce–if not eliminate–the [...]
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Obama Ordered Downing of Flight MH17

<National Report> Just under two weeks after the Malaysian Airlines Flight 17 (MH17) was shot down from Ukranian skies, media outlets are learning that US President Barack Obama gave the orders to down the aircraft, which was transporting [...]
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Iran Detonates Nuclear Bomb: Obama’s Continuing Foreign Policy Failures

<National Report>Despite assurances from President Obama that Iran was at least three to five years away from being able to construct a nuclear bomb, the Iranians appear to have successfully detonated one. Scientists working for the International [...]