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In Gesture of Goodwill to Saudi Arabia, Obama to Announce Executive Pardon of All Saudi 911 Hijackers

The White House, as is customary on such occasions, released a summary of President Obama’s speech and the eulogy to be delivered at Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah’s memorial. Not included in the speech, however, is a gesture [...]
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IRS Will Automatically Deduct Student Loan Payments Starting September 2015

<National Report>If you received a student loan to help finance your college education, make sure your repayment status is in good standing. The IRS has been granted the authority to automatically deduct late or defaulted payments from [...]
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International Criminal Court Launches Investigation into Obama’s Prisoner Exchange

<National Report>(The Hague, Netherlands)–Word from the Netherlands today suggests that the International Criminal Court (ICC) has launched an investigation charging President Barrack Hussein Obama with war crimes and crimes against [...]
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DNA Test Reveals Sarah Palin Is 9% African

<National Report>DNA test results gathered from a lipstick print belonging to former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin reveal a 9% Sub-Saharan African origin, according to self-described “Palin biographer” Carl Brigham, of Denver. Brigham, [...]
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Obama Is An Atheist? White House Gearing Up For Major Announcement

  After years of claiming he’s a Christian, and nearly two terms of right-wing conservatives claiming he’s a Muslim, President Barack Obama plans to make an announcement soon that will put to rest questions regarding his religious [...]
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Obamacare Website Tracks Your File Sharing & Downloads, Says Whistleblower

<National Report>According to a government whistleblower, President Obama and the US Justice Department agreed to share user information and computer IP addresses with record industry executives in an effort to stop online piracy. [...]
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Obama Declares ‘English Only’ Bills Unconstitutional in Arizona, Florida & Texas

WASHINGTON DC – In a sweeping new round of executive orders, President Obama is set to declare unconstitutional so-called ‘English Only’ bills headed to Congress from Arizona, Florida, and Texas, according to congressional sources. [...]
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Textbooks Recalled In Texas After Racist Obama Comments Discovered

[DALLAS, TX] Over 117,000 tenth-grade history textbooks were recalled by the Texas State Board of Education and the Texas Association of School Boards today, after it was discovered that a chapter discussing the presidency of Barack Obama contained [...]
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Obama Extends Hawaiian Vacation Through Martin Luther King Holiday

HONOLULU – Sources report that President Obama has decided to extend his Hawaiian vacation through the Martin Luther King Holiday on January 19. That means his record-shattering absence from Washington will total a whopping 31 days! As film [...]
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Obama Implements Major Tax Credit For Corporations That Hire Amnesty Granted Illegals In Above Minimum Wage Positions

In attempt to acclimate the over 5 million illegal immigrants granted amnesty by president Obama in November 2014, it has been announced that all corporations that hire amnesty granted illegal immigrants into above entry level jobs will qualify [...]
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Army Couple Who Moved Wedding For Obama’s Golf Game Files For Divorce, Sources Say

HONOLULU — Once again, Barack Obama has demonstrated his contempt for traditional marriage. The army couple forced to move their dream marriage spot so that President Obama could play golf, has reportedly filed for divorce after just one [...]
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Pope Francis Urges Catholics To See “The Interview” In Light of Security Threats

VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis used his yearly Christmas message to remind Catholics that “standing up to threats is a noble act,” and further urged his worldwide audience of over 1 billion to attend the Christmas Day screening of the controversial [...]
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ESPN Suspends Commentator After Suggesting Obama Was A Dictator

<National Report>ESPN has suspended analyst, and Hall of Fame quarterback, Steve Young for four weeks following comments made during this weeks Monday Night Football game featuring the Denver Broncos versus the Cincinnati Bengals “Watch [...]
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Cuban Cigar Stock Plummets Amid US/Cuba Deal

The recent move by President Obama to loosen half-century old restrictions against Cuba has been seen as a progressive step in the right direction by some, or a colossal mistake by others. But there’s one lobbying group you might be [...]
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Obama’s Secret Gun Control Negotiations

  <National Report>Following heavy lobbying efforts from anti-gun groups the Obama administration is making a strong push through backdoor negotiations for stunning new firearm control policies. Speaking on conditions of anonymity [...]
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Obama Fines ABC For Broadcasting Charlie Brown Christmas; FCC Cites Christian Bias

<National Report>The Federal Communications Commission, acting on an executive order issued by Barack Obama, fined the ABC television network for airing A Charlie Brown Christmas, because several overtly Christian references were found [...]