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Gun Owners Forced to Submit to DNA and IQ Testing

WASHINGTON, D.C. – With the Brady Bill dismantled and waiting periods proving ineffective, President Obama has signed an Executive Order that gun owners will now be subjected to DNA and IQ tests. “Guns don’t kill people,” says Secretary [...]
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RFID ‘Obama Chip’ Nabs Escaped Federal Prisoner, Says Guard

BEAUMONT, Tex. – Next to the sprawling, 1,500-inmate campus of a Jefferson County federal prison, sits a smaller, minimum security “satellite camp”, temporary home to 500 low-risk offenders, mostly white-collar criminals biding [...]
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Ron Paul Warning to America: Obama is Black

iNTERWEBS – Across hundreds of news and social media sites, former presidential hopeful Ron Paul has delivered a dire warning that the U.S. is heading toward a massive crisis because our president is black. “I was in Congress for 22 [...]
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Senator Cruz at the Vietnam Memorial: “Mr Obama, Tear Down This Wall!”

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a speech delivered at the Vietnam War Memorial on the 40th Anniversary of the end of the conflict, Senator Ted Cruz has called upon the Obama Administration to remove the unsightly monument. “History is on our side!” [...]
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Apple Watch Food Stamp App In The Works For “Obama Phone” Users

Is your food stamp card embarrassing to use in a grocery store checkout line? Well have no fear, faithful “Obama Phone” users: Apple Inc. is on the case. A new app, being developed directly by Apple’s software division, will [...]
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Obamas & Bushes To Appear on “Family Feud” For Charity

ATLANTA – Michelle Obama, along with daughters Malia and Sasha, will appear opposite former first lady Laura Bush and twin daughters Barbara and Jenna, in a special charity edition of the daytime game show Family Feud, according to industry [...]
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Secret Service Destroys Area Of Everglades Ahead Of Obama’s Earth Day Visit

The United States Secret Service destroyed several cumulative square miles of the Florida Everglades this weekend, in preparation of President Obama’s visit to the area on Earth Day on Wednesday, April 22nd. And now, conservationists [...]
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White House Considering Proposal to Extend Tax Exempt Status to Atheists

<National Report>A spokesman for President Obama announced today, that the Internal Revenue Service has been asked to study the economic feasibility of giving atheists the same federal tax exempt status as that extended to religious groups, [...]
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Obama to Castro: US “Almost Ready” For “Socialist Spring”

During a meeting in Panama on Saturday with Cuban Dictator Raul Castro, US President Barack Obama reportedly said that the United States is “bracing itself for socialism,” and that a major socialist revolution, which he referred [...]
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Russia Finds Shocking Benghazi Evidence After White House Hack

Russian hackers, who recently breached the security of the White House’s computer systems, approached key leaders in the Republican party with a deal on Wednesday, offering to reveal what they call “critical and unbelievable” [...]
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US Will Give Iran Two Nukes As Part Of Obama’s Deal

The United States will give Iran two nuclear warheads as a part of the deal the two countries reached during negotiations with other world leaders, according to senior-ranking European Union officials who played key roles in developing the [...]

Joe The Plumber Gets His Own Animated Series

HOLLAND, OHIO – Since his 2008 entry into the public eye, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, better known by his moniker “Joe the Plumber”, has been a GOP cheerleader, Ohio Congressional candidate, ordinary working stiff, author, [...]
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Gluten Activists Stage Nationwide Counter Demonstrations

According to reports from several media outlets, groups of Gluten Rights activists have staged sit-ins and counter demonstrations in at least a dozen cities across the US. Boston, New York, Chicago and Atlanta reported mini-marches taking [...]
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Obama Wins Huge Auction For World’s Only Copy of Wu Tang Clan Album

President Barack Obama is now the proud owner of the world’s only copy of the latest album by legendary rap group Wu Tang Clan, after winning a massive online auction with a staggering $8.4 million bid. Wu Tang members Method Man, [...]
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FEMA’s First Concentration Camp Officially Opens In Arizona

The Federal Emergency Management Agency has officially opened their first “Political Realignment Facility,” more famously known as a “concentration camp” or “death camp,” in an area southwest of Willcox, [...]
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Growing Anger Over Black Privilege in America & The Death of Otis Byrd

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> A black man found hanging by a bed sheet from a tree in Clairborne County, Mississippi is under investigation by the FBI today. Local police discovered the body of a missing [...]