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Obama Abolishes 22nd Amendment-Generals Arrested

WASHINGTON DC-President Barrack Obama, citing his executive authority, has abolished the 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution and, in a related move, ordered over 500 generals in the U.S. Military detained under house arrest. The moves are [...]
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FEMA Ebola Camps: James O’Keefe Exposes Gov’t ‘Death Cabins’

<National Report> Investigative journalist, author and documentarian James O’Keefe has uncovered an “Area 51” style underground village, built with your tax dollars to hide, house and segregate victims of the deadly Ebola virus. Located [...]
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President Obama Assures Nation That Obamacare Will Cover Inevitable Ebola Pandemic

While health officials in Dallas scramble to contain a virus that could wipe out most of the US population, and insurance specialists such as, Andrea Martin, blast the POTUS’ Affordable Health Care Act for not covering Ebola, President [...]
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White House To Be Painted Green For “Earth Month” In 2015

The White House will be getting a major facelift in April of 2015. On Monday, the Obama Administration officially announced that in honor of Earth Day, on April 22nd, America’s most famous home will be painted “Earth Green” [...]
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Obama To Draft Public Assistance Recipients In Fight Against Ebola

<National Report>President Barack H. Obama is reportedly set to issue an emergency executive order to draft and mobilize the nation’s legion of public assistance recipients in the fight to contain the Ebola virus. Starting in early [...]
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Obama Nominates Dr. Oz for Surgeon General, Vows to ‘Cure’ Ebola

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House announced on Wednesday that President Obama will nominate talk show host Dr. Mehmet Oz of New York Presbyterian Hospital to become the nation’s 19th Surgeon General of the United States.  Oz will replace [...]
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Obama To Auction Off All Marijuana Seized In Drug Raids Since Taking Office

Washington DC — At a press conference today, President Obama announced plans to auction off all of the marijuana that has been seized in drug raids since his presidency began in 2008. The auctions are to be held in states that have legalized [...]
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Obama Declares November National Muslim Appreciation Month

Washington, DC — President Barack Obama held a press conference to announce that he is declaring the month of November ‘National Muslim Appreciation Month’. “The Muslim community deserves our full acceptance and respect,” [...]
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Feds Issue Travel Advisory for Texas Following Ebola Spread

<National Report>The U.S. Department of State has issued a travel advisory for US citizens considering travel to and from Texas.  The advisory was posted early this morning following multiple reports of a Texas town that has been [...]
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Potential Ebola Outbreak Prompts Martial Law

<National Report> A potentially deadly Ebola outbreak in the United States has prompted President Barack Obama to declare Martial Law. He is reportedly demanding US citizens surrender their guns or they will be confiscated. In a press [...]
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Obama Nearly Wins Nobel Prize… For Physics

President Barack Obama made big waves in 2009 when he was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize, despite having been in office for less than one year. But on Tuesday, it was revealed that Obama was nearly awarded a second, and arguably more deserved, [...]
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White House Strategizing National Marijuana Legalization in Summer of 2015

President Barack Obama’s approval ratings haven’t seemed to budge out of the 40% to 50% range much since he took office in 2009. His accomplishments don’t seem to improve his approval ratings, while his scandals don’t [...]
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Why Windows 10? Because Windows 9 is Exclusive to Obama

Microsoft just unveiled Windows 10 to the world, and users around the globe are excited to see a return to the features they loved in Windows 7, which Windows 8 didn’t offer. But a lot of people want to know why Microsoft went from Windows [...]
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2014 Federal Tax Refunds To Be Delayed Until October 2015

<National Report>Normally when you file your taxes whatever money is owed back to you is quickly repaid. The process of getting your money back has been made even quicker in recent years through the use of E-file and direct deposit of [...]
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White House “Beer Summit” in Ferguson Ends In Drunken Brawls

The first of three planned “Beer Summits” in Ferguson, Missouri, which were organized and funded by the White House, ended in violence Monday evening after intoxicated police officers put an unarmed citizen in a chokehold, sparking [...]
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Holder to Obama: Do Your Own Dirty Work

<National Report>Today, the United States and the world learned the shocking details behind U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder’s resignation, and the details weren’t pretty. According to sources close to the White House, Holder [...]