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Sarah Palin Wants Arabic Numerals Banned From America’s Schools

WASILLA, Alaska — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who recently curbed her demanding speaking schedule in order to care for her injured husband Todd, found time to support Ted Cruz’s call for stricter monitoring of Muslim neighborhoods [...]
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Bristol Palin Diagnosed with Chronic DTF

Wasilla, AK – According to several independent Alaskan media outlets, Bristol Palin has been diagnosed with chronic DTF. This crushing news comes just one month after giving birth to her second out-of-wedlock child, the beautiful and healthy [...]
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TRIM JOBS? Paul Ryan’s Beard Tests Positive for President Obama’s Fecal Matter

Washington, DC – The Freedom Caucus, the congressional caucus consisting of conservative Republican members of the United States House of Representatives, announced today they have a definitive answer as to why House Speaker Rep. Paul Ryan [...]
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Muslim College Professor Fired for Giving Students Hijabs

A Muslim Professor at Carlson Community College (CCC) in North San Jose, California has been relieved of his duties for providing hijabs to his students. A complaint was called in to police last week sparking an investigation into the Professor’s [...]
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Sarah Palin Bans Muslims from Entering Bristol Palin

  Wasilla, AK – Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin says she supports Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump’s call for a ban on admitting Muslims into the United States, stating she once put a similar ban in place while she was [...]
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TV’s New Bachelor is Muslim? Donald Trump “Outraged” Says Source

AGOURA HILLS, Cal. – Season 20 of The Bachelor, set to première Jan. 4, will present 28 lovely contestants, competing for the affections of this year’s most eligible male, and for the first time in the show’s history, a Muslim-American [...]
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BREAKING: ‪#‎thoughtsandprayers‬ Bring Two San Bernardino Shooting Victims Back to Life

San Bernardino, CA – In what can only be described as divine intervention, two San Bernardino shooting victims that were pronounced dead by the SBC deputy coroner yesterday, have suddenly come back to life, lowering the body count down to [...]
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Packers Fans Upset with Qb Aaron Rodgers’ Lack of Islamophobia

// Green Bay, WI – Packers fans are not happy after two-time NFL MVP quarterback Aaron Rodgers called out a few fans for “inappropriate” and “prejudicial” comments made during a pre-game moment of silence to honor the victims [...]
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Dr. Ben Carson: A Muslim’s Brain is Different

Washington, D.C. – Speaking with Phil Hemmer via satellite on Fox News’ Happening Now, former neurosurgeon and current Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson stood firm on his position that a Muslim should never be president [...]
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Bristol Palin Slams Obama Over Support of ‘Clock Kid’, Admits She Never Learned How To Tell Time

WASILLA, Alaska – Pregnant abstinence booster Bristol Palin slammed Barack Obama for his support of Ahmed Mohamed, the “Clock Kid”, partly because she never learned how to tell the time. “Mom never taught us,” admitted [...]
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New Report Suggests Hillary is Kenyan Muslim Who Will Take Your Guns

Washington D.C.- As the 2016 election approaches, more and more evidence surfaces against front runner Hillary Clinton showing she is unfit to lead the world’s most powerful nation. Anonymous sources close to the Clinton family have given [...]
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Muslim Bakery Refuses To Make American Flag Cake For Returning War Veteran

Baahir’s Bakery, a Muslim bakery located in South Bend Indiana is the midst of a media firestorm after they refused to make an American flag sheet cake for a returning Iraq war veteran’s welcome home party. The family of Joshua Lancaster, [...]
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Tennessee City Adopts Sharia Law, Crime Drops By 52%

  JACKSON, Tn. – Up until last month, Jackson, Tennessee, a town with just over 67,000 residents, was ranked among the highest in the nation for violent crime. According to the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation’s annual crime [...]
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Muslin Fabric Warehouse Vandalized By Dyslexic Racists

YONKERS, N.Y. – Smashed windows, offensive graffiti, and a threatening – if not confusing note, wrapped around a brick – greeted local businessman Horace Geldervander when he opened his fabric warehouse for business late Wednesday, transforming [...]
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Muslim, Jewish Leaders Ban Jon Hamm Programs, Dietary Law Cited

HOLLYWOOD – Actor Jon Hamm, best known as TV’s Don Draper on Mad Men, currently in its seventh and final season on AMC, won’t be appearing on thousands of television screens if you happen to live in a strictly religious community, [...]
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7-Year-Old Emancipated From Republican ‘Dance Mom From Hell’

<PARSIPANNY, NJ>  7-year-old “Ashley M” made history last week, becoming the youngest person in the state of New Jersey granted legal emancipation from a parent – a parent Family Court Judge Jerome Hill called a “Republican [...]