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Christian Man Kicked Off Airplane For Harassing Praying Islamic American

COASTLINE, NEVADA — A spokesperson for Westerly Airlines addressed the growing controversy over a flight attendant’s decision to eject a Christian man from a flight shortly before takeoff last week. Susan Myers told reporters that [...]

Kansas Man Who Believes Media Is Blacking Out Benghazi Has No Idea About Kansas Bomb Plot

DOUGHTY, KANSAS — 48-year-old Kansan native Robert Ryan calls himself a “right leaning, God fearing, ammo-hoarding, conservative patriot.” Ryan runs several right-wing Facebook pages and hosts a couple of conservative podcasts [...]

Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Blowing Up Friend’s Inbox

De Pere, WI – A Wisconsin man is resting comfortably after an explosion rocked his inbox late Saturday afternoon. The blast occurred at approximately 4:45 pm leaving the victim, Anthony Stewart, 41, physically fine but emotionally drained. [...]

Dozens Injured At “Draw Muhammad Ali” Cartoon Protest in Chicago

CHICAGO, Ill. — Two people were shot, and several others injured, after violence broke out during a “Draw Muhammad Ali” cartoon contest held outside a Chicago area elementary school. The contest, sponsored by art teacher Daisy Moses, was [...]

Sarah Palin Wants Arabic Numerals Banned From America’s Schools

WASILLA, Alaska — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who recently curbed her demanding speaking schedule in order to care for her injured husband Todd, found time to support Ted Cruz’s call for stricter monitoring of Muslim neighborhoods [...]

Bristol Palin Diagnosed with Chronic DTF

Wasilla, AK – According to several independent Alaskan media outlets, Bristol Palin has allegedly been diagnosed with chronic DTF. This crushing news comes just one month after giving birth to her second out-of-wedlock child, the beautiful [...]

TRIM JOBS? Paul Ryan’s Beard Tests Positive for President Obama’s Fecal Matter

Washington, DC – The Freedom Caucus, the congressional caucus consisting of conservative Republican members of the United States House of Representatives, announced today they have a definitive answer as to why House Speaker Rep. Paul Ryan [...]

Sarah Palin Bans Muslims from Entering Bristol Palin

  Wasilla, AK – Conservative superstar Sarah Palin says she supports Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump’s call for a ban on admitting Muslims into the United States, stating she once put a similar ban in place while she [...]

BREAKING: ‪#‎thoughtsandprayers‬ Bring Two San Bernardino Shooting Victims Back to Life

San Bernardino, CA – In what can only be described as divine intervention, two San Bernardino shooting victims that were pronounced dead by the SBC deputy coroner yesterday, have suddenly come back to life, lowering the body count down to [...]

Packers Fans Upset with Qb Aaron Rodgers’ Lack of Islamophobia

// Green Bay, WI – Packers fans are not happy after two-time NFL MVP quarterback Aaron Rodgers called out a few fans for “inappropriate” and “prejudicial” comments made during a pre-game moment of silence to honor the victims [...]

Dr. Ben Carson: A Muslim’s Brain is Different

Washington, D.C. – Speaking with Phil Hemmer via satellite on Fox News’ Happening Now, former neurosurgeon and current Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson stood firm on his position that a Muslim should never be president [...]

Bristol Palin Slams Obama Over Support of ‘Clock Kid’, Admits She Never Learned How To Tell Time

WASILLA, Alaska – Pregnant abstinence booster Bristol Palin slammed Barack Obama for his support of Ahmed Mohamed, the “Clock Kid”, partly because she never learned how to tell the time. “Mom never taught us,” admitted [...]

New Report Suggests Hillary is Kenyan Muslim Who Will Take Your Guns

Washington D.C.- As the 2016 election approaches, more and more evidence surfaces against front runner Hillary Clinton showing she is unfit to lead the world’s most powerful nation. Anonymous sources close to the Clinton family have given [...]

Tennessee City Adopts Sharia Law, Crime Drops By 52%

  JACKSON, Tn. – Up until last month, Jackson, Tennessee, a town with just over 67,000 residents, was ranked among the highest in the nation for violent crime. According to the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation’s annual crime [...]