Man Marries Dog in California

California Allows First-Ever State Recognized Human-Animal Marriage

San Francisco, CA — On Monday history was made at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco as the first-ever state recognized human-animal marriage took place. Local resident 35-year-old Paul Horner was the groom during the [...]

Michelle Duggar Invites 20th Baby Into Quiverfull Womb

(National Report) – Michelle Duggar wants to get pregnancied again. At 47, the mother of 19 surviving children is a two time grandmother and matriarch of the television dynasty that does not make duck calls. “I would be so grateful [...]
While equal pay could end the ‘safe harbor’ offered by underpaid women, it also poses a threat to traditional marriage.

Equal Pay Means the End of Traditional Marriage

(National Report) – Fifty years after passing the Equal Pay Act, a gender wage gap still exists. Conceptually, equal pay is based primarily on destroying marriage and ending heterosexual cheating for men. America is fortunate the market [...]
No longer a bastard child, Honey Boo Boo will be eligible for entry in more prestigious pageants.

Honey Boo Boo No Longer Illegitimate, June and Sugar Bear Wed

(National Report) Honey Boo Boo, star of the very popular “Toddler’s and Tiaras” spin off “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” will join the ranks of many Americans with legitimate parents. Momma June and her live-in baby [...]
Security Cam Footage Caught Husband Violating a Watermelon

Ask Nigel: A Reader Seeks Advice After Discovering Her Husband In Coitus With Fresh Produce

<NationalReport> Occasionally I will receive an email from readers who ask for advice or for my opinion on a personal matter. Last week I received a disturbing email which reads… Dear Editor, My husband and I recently relocated to Phoenix, [...]

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