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Is Miley Cyrus Engaged to her VMAs Date?

<National Report>It’s been a busy week for the twerking queen, as Miley Cyrus chose to take the moral high road during the 2014 MTV VMA Awards ceremony, by having 22 year old Jesse Helt accept her award for Video of The Year. Helt, [...]
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Restaurant Massacre Caught on Video Covered Up by Corporate Enforcers? (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> (Corpus Christi, TX) – In one of the most bizarre stories ever chronicled in the annals of journalism this one is at the top of the list. Too incredible to believe I looked [...]
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Obama Spent $4k on Marijuana While Visiting Colorado

On Friday, a Secret Service agent alleged that President Barack Obama ordered him to spend approximately $4,000 on purchasing marijuana during a recent Colorado visit. And now, that agent has been fired by the Department of Homeland Security [...]
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Dangerous New Street Drug “Wax” Linked to Youth Violence & Rainbow Family Cult

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief A popular new drug known as “Wax” is making the rounds these days among the high school and collegiate aged crowd. Wax, also called Ear Wax is a dangerous and sometimes deadly street drug. [...]
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North Korea Prepares for War After Seth Rogan Announces Sequel to “The Interview”

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Fridays surprise announcement by Seth Rogan, confirms he and James Franco, have inked another movie deal with Point Grey Pictures for a sequel to their highly controversial new movie “The Interview,” [...]
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Indiana Senate Announces Bill to Legalize Marijuana and Hemp Production

<National Report>Indianapolis, IN–Multiple states are rushing to get in on the trend of legalizing marijuana and Indiana is taking the next step in the process by not only allowing adults to buy, possess and consume up to 2 ounces [...]
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Obama To Make Colorado Pot Shops Polling Places For 2016 Presidential Election

Washington, DC — At a press conference this morning President Barack Obama announced his controversial decision to make marijuana dispensaries in Colorado official polling stations for the 2016 presidential election. “This is a great [...]
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Marijuana Cures, Vaccinates Hepatitis C, Research Shows

<National Report>Medical researchers announced a startling discovery on Sunday, revealing that a certain “strain” of marijuana, or cannabis, not only cures patients of hepatitis C, but can also vaccinate people from hepatitis [...]
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Mayor to Rename Town After Jamband The Phish

…another edition of Cassidy’s Culture Combat Column Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen Field Beat Reporter The National Report The City of Glenn Falls has gained the attention of national media after their eccentric mayor has [...]
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National Report’s Weekend Update: From Coachella 2014 Music Festival

By Rayne Covetti Field Journalist Saturday, April 19, 2014 <National Report> This weekend I was assigned to cover the Coachella Music Festival for the last two days of the event on April 19 & 20th. As a good Christian girl I have [...]
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Walmart to Sell Marijuana in Colorado, Washington

<National Report>This September, the world’s largest retailer may also become America’s biggest drug dealer, after Walmart revealed on Monday their plans to begin selling marijuana in stores in both Colorado and Washington [...]
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Colorado Girl Scouts To Introduce Exclusive Line of Cannabis Infused Cookies!

// // // ]]> <NationalReport>On the heals of legalizing recreational pot, the Colorado State Legislature has announced that it is now considering a bill to allow the sale of marijuana infused Girl Scout Cookies. A representatives [...]
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ACORN Teams up with Colorado Pot Shop to Register Voters by Offering Free Marijuana

<National Report>Denver, CO–Rite Greens Pot Shop is back in the news after the shop announced a “Register to Smoke” campaign that rewards those who register within the shop to receive a free 1/8 of marijuana (street [...]
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Colorado Governor Set To Release Those Convicted On Marijuana Related Charges, Expunge Records

<National Report>Denver, CO–With the passage of Amendment 64, Colorado residents proved themselves to be forward thinking, but while residents of the state are busy enjoying their newfound freedoms, little has been done for those [...]
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Top 6 Subcultures With The Biggest Victim Complexes

Subcultures are often defined by the beliefs of those who persecute them. These oppositions, real or imagined, are the glue that binds people under a common cause, fandom, religion or cult. Indeed, oppression not only seems to be the catalyst [...]
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Media Got It Wrong…Bieber Saved Aircraft From Imminent Doom

<National Report>Teterboro, NJ–Recent reports of Justin Bieber, his father Jeremy Bieber and their entourage smoking pot while aboard a private executive jet enroute to the Super Bowl appear to be false. When DEA and U.S. Customs [...]