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Obama announces marijuana auction houses

Obama To Auction Off All Marijuana Seized In Drug Raids Since Taking Office

Washington DC — At a press conference today, President Obama announced plans to auction off all of the marijuana that has been seized in drug raids since his presidency began in 2008. The auctions are to be held in states that have legalized [...]
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White House Strategizing National Marijuana Legalization in Summer of 2015

President Barack Obama’s approval ratings haven’t seemed to budge out of the 40% to 50% range much since he took office in 2009. His accomplishments don’t seem to improve his approval ratings, while his scandals don’t [...]
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MARIJUANA CURES CANCER!!! How an Urban Legend Becomes the Truth

Sidebar: “What I found out a quarter-century later is that not even the cure for cancer is a big enough story crack the Berlin Wall of media censorship in this country. Toss in the facts that the cure appears to be a benign substance [...]
Old hippies flock to Christian churches in the U.S. to pray for forgiveness & salvation

Elderly Americans Are Turning to God in Record Numbers Not Seen Since 1967

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Not since 1967 when American anarchists turned against God and country so they could have their “rights” to smoke their refer and tongue-worship at the bunghole of [...]
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California City Gives Free Medical Marijuana to Blacks

The worst kind of welfare. Weed. That’s what the Berkeley City Council in California has unanimously approved, ordering medical marijuana dispensaries to donate a percentage of their stash to patients making less than $32,000 a year and [...]
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Is Miley Cyrus Engaged to her VMAs Date?

<National Report>It’s been a busy week for the twerking queen, as Miley Cyrus chose to take the moral high road during the 2014 MTV VMA Awards ceremony, by having 22 year old Jesse Helt accept her award for Video of The Year. Helt, [...]
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Restaurant Massacre Caught on Video Covered Up by Corporate Enforcers? (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> (Corpus Christi, TX) – In one of the most bizarre stories ever chronicled in the annals of journalism this one is at the top of the list. Too incredible to believe I looked [...]
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Obama Spent $4k on Marijuana While Visiting Colorado

On Friday, a Secret Service agent alleged that President Barack Obama ordered him to spend approximately $4,000 on purchasing marijuana during a recent Colorado visit. And now, that agent has been fired by the Department of Homeland Security [...]
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Dangerous New Street Drug “Wax” Linked to Youth Violence & Rainbow Family Cult

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief A popular new drug known as “Wax” is making the rounds these days among the high school and collegiate aged crowd. Wax, also called Ear Wax is a dangerous and sometimes deadly street drug. [...]
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North Korea Prepares for War After Seth Rogan Announces Sequel to “The Interview”

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Fridays surprise announcement by Seth Rogan, confirms he and James Franco, have inked another movie deal with Point Grey Pictures for a sequel to their highly controversial new movie “The Interview,” [...]
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Indiana Senate Announces Bill to Legalize Marijuana and Hemp Production

<National Report>Indianapolis, IN–Multiple states are rushing to get in on the trend of legalizing marijuana and Indiana is taking the next step in the process by not only allowing adults to buy, possess and consume up to 2 ounces [...]
Obama announces Colorado Pot Shops to be polling stations in 2016 presidential ellection

Obama To Make Colorado Pot Shops Polling Places For 2016 Presidential Election

Washington, DC — At a press conference this morning President Barack Obama announced his controversial decision to make marijuana dispensaries in Colorado official polling stations for the 2016 presidential election. “This is a great [...]
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Marijuana Cures, Vaccinates Hepatitis C, Research Shows

<National Report>Medical researchers announced a startling discovery on Sunday, revealing that a certain “strain” of marijuana, or cannabis, not only cures patients of hepatitis C, but can also vaccinate people from hepatitis [...]
The new flag of The Phishbury Township should Glenn Falls City Council Bill 420-24/7 pass

Mayor to Rename Town After Jamband The Phish

…another edition of Cassidy’s Culture Combat Column Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen Field Beat Reporter The National Report The City of Glenn Falls has gained the attention of national media after their eccentric mayor has [...]
Pot smoking hippies at Coachella

National Report’s Weekend Update: From Coachella 2014 Music Festival

By Rayne Covetti Field Journalist Saturday, April 19, 2014 <National Report> This weekend I was assigned to cover the Coachella Music Festival for the last two days of the event on April 19 & 20th. As a good Christian girl I have [...]
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Walmart to Sell Marijuana in Colorado, Washington

<National Report>This September, the world’s largest retailer may also become America’s biggest drug dealer, after Walmart revealed on Monday their plans to begin selling marijuana in stores in both Colorado and Washington [...]