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Wrestling Star “Chyna” found dead on 4/20, From a Marijuana Overdose

By Rick Stevenson Fans of the late Joanie Laurer, better known as “Chyna,” are in shock today after learning that one of the all-time greatest pro wrestlers in history has passed away, after an overdose of THC, the active ingredient in [...]

Study Finds 65% of Bernie Sanders’ Dank Meme Stash Supporters Lack Voter ID

A wave of Republican-led voter ID laws have swept the U.S. in recent years and a new analysis by a group of political scientists found that states with the strictest laws suppress voter turnout among minorities, liberals, and Bernie Sanders’ [...]

Flint Bong Water Cause of Teens’ Death: Coroner Reveals

Flint, MI – Two Flint teenagers have died and two more are being treated after smoking what the medical examiner’s office is calling “toxic marijuana” made poisonous by lead water filtration through a contaminated glass water pipe, [...]

CPS Removes Child From Utah Home After His Father Was Found To Use Marijuana Before Bed

Utah Child Protective Services is receiving a large amount of criticism across social media platforms after the decision was made to temporarily remove a five-year old boy named Lucas Carlson from his Utah home. According to sources, Child [...]

Grateful Dead To Crack Down On Bootleggers

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – After completing their final concert tour, The Grateful Dead Corporation will begin suing thousands of of bootleggers for copyright infringement. “We must have been stoned.” Says Bassist Phil Lesh. “I mean . [...]

John Kerry Given Medical Marijuana Prescription After Leg Surgery

Secretary of State John Kerry, who was injured in a bicycling accident in the French Alps last week, was given a prescription for medical marijuana by doctors in Boston, Massachusetts on Tuesday, shortly after undergoing a four-hour surgery [...]

Texas Implements Three-Strike Law For Marijuana Related Charges

The Texas Legislature has passed a controversial three-strike law for all drug related charges including the possession and distribution of marijuana and all other illegal class one substances. The new law will require all third time offenders [...]

Amazon Says They Will Be Removing All Bob Marley Music and Merchandise From Their Website

Today it was announced that Amazon will be pulling all Bob Marley merchandise including music, clothing, and posters from its popular online shopping website. Fans of Bob Marley can expect to see all traces of the reggae legend removed from [...]

Marijuana “Dabs” Proven To Cause Irreversible Brain Damage

22-year-old Tommy Gibbs lays strapped to a hospital gurney at the Johnson-Hemingway Neurological Research institute. Trapped within a catatonic state, he stares vacantly towards the ceiling. His mother, Harriet Gibbs, sits nearby, sobbing quietly [...]

Nevada EPA Considers Enforcing Major Restrictions At Burning Man 2015

According to sources within the EPC (Environmental Preservation Coalition), the Nevada Environmental Protection Agency has been having serious discussions with The Bureau of Land Management regarding the implementation of major restrictions [...]

White House Strategizing National Marijuana Legalization in Summer of 2015

President Barack Obama’s approval ratings haven’t seemed to budge out of the 40% to 50% range much since he took office in 2009. His accomplishments don’t seem to improve his approval ratings, while his scandals don’t [...]

Indiana Senate Announces Bill to Legalize Marijuana and Hemp Production

<National Report>Indianapolis, IN–Multiple states are rushing to get in on the trend of legalizing marijuana and Indiana is taking the next step in the process by not only allowing adults to buy, possess and consume up to 2 ounces [...]

Colorado Governor Set To Release Those Convicted On Marijuana Related Charges, Expunge Records

Denver, CO–With the passage of Amendment 64, Colorado residents proved themselves to be forward thinking, but while residents of the state were busy enjoying their newfound freedoms, little has been done for those serving time on marijuana [...]

Colorado Pot Shop Accepting Food Stamps – Taxpayer Funded Marijuana for Welfare Recipients

<National Report>As of January 1st, 2014, Colorado became the first state in the nation to allow adults aged 21 or older to purchase and use marijuana for recreational use. The decision has led to excessively large lines at pot shops [...]